Beneath a Christmas Tree is a— Pillow!?

It is, once again, this time of year nuffians.
I hope all of you are able to enjoy the coming day/s of celebration as I am.
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Within my beloved household we celebrate Christmas, and have been doing such for many years. Over the course of these years, we have gotten to a point where the presents are misleading. For example, there is a present resembling a pillow beneath our Christmas tree. I even feel something like fabric within it.

But it can't be a pillow. Even though it makes sense that it should be a pillow. My sister has confirmed it herself, as the wrapper, that it indeed is not a pillow.

...

what.

She is not one to lie about such things and I highly doubt that I was given a pillow as a present. 99.6% doubtful. If it is a pillow... then a pillow war may begin hence onwards. *prepares pillow bayonet*

That said, it seems like I'll have to wait till tomorrow until I find out...

Even though my sis got to pick her presents, mine is a surprise? I never asked for this! A tragedy of wasted money is sure to occur!

Maybe!

Well, It's the thought that matters. Right?

...

Right??
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*Several minutes later*
Okay~
Soooo, I barged into my sister's room and guessed accusingly—
"IT'S A JACKET ISN'T IT!?!"

The response I got was a glare saying "...Can you please just let me play Stardew Valley in peace?"

...

You know not of my suffering sis. ;-;
This urge to know.
You even got to pick your presents!!!!
*unhappy face*
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...I think I'll wait patiently this time.
Yes. I shall resist this torturous curiosity.
Yes present, no touch.
*Channels inner willpower*
...
It's... working—?

System: 『Willpower check failed.』
Me: ....
Me: Poking it should be fine right?
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*Ultimate sneky snek mode*
Am japunesu ninja, huraaah!!!
Mother: Why are you crouching by the door?
...
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Mission failed, we won't get 'em next time.