The vid is here. I submitted the caption on youtube but it'll take a while for them to approve... and I'm too lazy to download the vid and embed subtitles so... kek
0:01 News Anchor: The search for the man who attempted burglary in General Santos City was Cinderella-like.
00:07 As he was caught with the help of the slippers he left behind!
00:12 Cedric Castillo reporting...
00: 17 The scene in Barangay Bula (barangay is like a town), General Santos City was like a fairy tale. But unlike any other prince charming, his story didn't end with happily ever after.
00:29 He was caught on the act of theft inside a house so he immediately escaped.
00:35 However, apart from not getting the targeted cellphone, he even left a piece of evidence!
00:40 That's the other pair of his slippers.
00:45 The suspect who just lived next block was caught by the police after he was seen....
00: 51 wearing only one slipper!
00:54 That's why when the other pair was put on him...
00:57 It was a perfect fit!
1:00 Station Commander: At the back of the house... yes, he escaped through the back door and his slipper was left behind.
1:08 Reporter: The suspect tried to defend himself...
1:10 Bryan Tagpuno (Suspect): No... it's just because of hunger.
1:13 Reporter: Even though the man didn't get anything, the owner of the house will still file a lawsuit.
1:18 Station Commander: The victim and the witness said that the man was drunk when he entered the house
1:24 Reporter: And the moral of the story...
1:27 Station Commander: If Bryan can do it once... if the victim lets this pass, time will come, he will do it again
1:35 Reporter: That's why the ending of Cinderella Man is behind the bars!
(this is a pun because Cinderella man rhymes with the word for jail which is Kulungan)
1:40 *Then some gibberish from the police officer.*