Cinderella Man

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The vid is here. I submitted the caption on youtube but it'll take a while for them to approve... and I'm too lazy to download the vid and embed subtitles so... kek

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News Anchor: The search for the man who attempted burglary in General Santos City was Cinderella-like.

00:07 As he was caught with the help of the slippers he left behind!

00:12 Cedric Castillo reporting...

00: 17 The scene in Barangay Bula (barangay is like a town), General Santos City was like a fairy tale. But unlike any other prince charming, his story didn't end with happily ever after.

00:29 He was caught on the act of theft inside a house so he immediately escaped.

00:35 However, apart from not getting the targeted cellphone, he even left a piece of evidence!

00:40 That's the other pair of his slippers.

00:45 The suspect who just lived next block was caught by the police after he was seen....

00: 51 wearing only one slipper!

00:54 That's why when the other pair was put on him...

00:57 It was a perfect fit!

1:00 Station Commander: At the back of the house... yes, he escaped through the back door and his slipper was left behind.

1:08 Reporter: The suspect tried to defend himself...

1:10 Bryan Tagpuno (Suspect): No... it's just because of hunger.

1:13 Reporter: Even though the man didn't get anything, the owner of the house will still file a lawsuit.

1:18 Station Commander: The victim and the witness said that the man was drunk when he entered the house

1:24 Reporter: And the moral of the story...

1:27 Station Commander: If Bryan can do it once... if the victim lets this pass, time will come, he will do it again

1:35 Reporter: That's why the ending of Cinderella Man is behind the bars!

(this is a pun because Cinderella man rhymes with the word for jail which is Kulungan)

1:40 *Then some gibberish from the police officer.*

Comments

    1. Coffea to Ell Sep 20, 2020
      :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: a good one indeed!!!!
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    2. melomarl Sep 16, 2020
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    3. Ginko Biloba Sep 16, 2020
      @Msmarl of course it is!!!! Having time for jokes and tomfoolery is the secret to remaining young!!!
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    4. melomarl Sep 16, 2020
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    5. Ginko Biloba Sep 16, 2020
      @Msmarl Mahalagang may oras para sa kalokohan!!!!! Di ka dapat mawalan ng oras para doon!!!
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    6. melomarl Sep 16, 2020
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    7. Raidou99 Sep 16, 2020
      The whole situation is too funny... Especially the criminal... He be top stupid!
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    8. Raidou99 Sep 16, 2020
      @Msmarl the last line cracked me up! Ahahahahahahaha
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