Creating a new language part V

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I have already written this, but the page decided to reload and erase everything.
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I'll give you a recap.
@CadmarLegend told me to write insults.
But I don't know any insults other than
1. Damn you Australians
2. Damn you Canadians
3. Damn you accountants
4. Damn you famous authors
5. Damn you artists
6. Damn you people good at maths
7. Grr

So, about insults...
Remember how I said there will be 1 word for all the bad things? Insults will be a part of that.
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Yay, I created all the insults in the world.
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Okay, so..
This is a bit late, but I decided to Google,
How to create a language
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And I found
13 steps to create your own language(with pictures)
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So my motivation suddenly plummeted.
Thankfully, there was no tutorial on how to create your own grammar, so at least that bit is still interesting.

And suddenly I find myself asking a question.
What is left for me to do now?
Like...what?
Vocabulary can be created by shuffling words, and the language itself is so simple, it needs almost no grammar.

So, I think we can just discuss the tenses and prepositions(words which tell the position, like on or at, in case you forgot) , and then we will be finished? Eh?
Is there anything left to invent?

Wait...wait, wait, wait.
It can't be that easy.
Let me do a test.
*googles longest sentence*


Okay, longest sentence is apparently a complete book, so just long sentences.

"On offering to help the blind man, the man who then stole his car, had not, at that precise moment, had any evil intention, quite the contrary, what he did was nothing more than obey those feelings of generosity and altruism which, as everyone knows, are the two best traits of human nature and to be found in much more hardened criminals than this one, a simple car-thief without any hope of advancing in his profession, exploited by the real owners of this enterprise, for it is they who take advantage of the needs of the poor."
-Blindness

So, let's try to translate this to our language.
Since vocabulary hasn't been formed, we shall use English words.
Tenses and prepositions have been replaced by [?]
So, it can translate to-
"[?] giving good blind man, man [?] steal car, [?] now time, no bad thought, opposite, good and good thoughts, all man think most good thought in nature, very bad men good, man less bad, bad job, bad job owners, gain [?] bad money man."

Hmmmm
Can you people read it?
Is this a success?
Have I won?

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    1. Agentt Jun 22, 2021
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    2. SylviaViolet Jun 22, 2021
      I'd say the math one qualifies too....

      Jeez this sounds like bragging now. But I like math ok?
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    3. Agentt Jun 22, 2021
      @SylviaViolet
      2 times,
      One was Sylvia bad, other was Damn you Australians
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    4. SylviaViolet Jun 22, 2021
      Also, thanks for insulting me multiple times....
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    5. SylviaViolet Jun 22, 2021
      This blog screams of childishness. All the words that are used as insults have proper meanings and are a required part of languages. Generalising them means you don't have proper words to refer to many things in your language.
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    6. Dokja6116 Jun 21, 2021
      the viking's alphabets are pretty cool
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    7. Agentt Jun 21, 2021
    8. Agentt Jun 21, 2021
      @daisukenowaifu
      *~*)
      Yes, I have to generalize a bit less...
      As you also pointed out in previous blog, calling a pinata sad corrupts the meaning.