Fidget Spinners

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It sickens me that people associate fidget spinners with autism. I'll have you know that mastering the fidget spinner is no easy feat. You have no idea how much time, effort, and money I put into this passion of mine. I had to sell three of my highest quality vape pens and work additional hours at Best Buy in order to be able to afford the limited addition Triple Dragon Deluxeâ„¢ fidget spinner. You have no idea how long I trained to master the fidget spinner. Tell me, do you train 8 hours a day, everyday to perfect something you are "passionate" about? Didn't think so. And I'm not even done perfecting my form yet. You see, the fidget spinner is much more than a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art in the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent people. I highly doubt that even the greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me, what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" again, I will be more than willing to put them in the ground. I wouldn't fucking care if I was put in jail. I am willing to sacrifice my own well-being to defend not just my passion, but my life.

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    1. DollHead Jul 30, 2017
      ('o')
    2. Zone Q11 Jun 8, 2017
      Oh. And thus I don't know where this "autism association" comes from.
    3. Zone Q11 Jun 8, 2017
      I never hear anything about those things because I only had a short time amount of interest in it (10 minutes). Thus I never see anything about it except when everybody has it suddenly, out of nowhere a few days ago (in Holland), and then it was mentioned by one of my favorite youtubers. ...to be honest, I still don't see how it is a sport, and according to some person, it is going to be an anime made by the one who made Beyblade an anime. ...I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but it seems ridiculous to me at this point. Spending hours to "master" it is okay, but I rather see it as a way to pass time (which I currently don't have).
    4. akki Jun 8, 2017
      how exactly are they associating it with autism? what are they saying?
      Zone Q11 likes this.
    5. Raizhee Jun 4, 2017
      Autism level increases
    6. Reindeer Jun 4, 2017
      Is reading a sport?...... I am quite passionate about it, 14 hours a day.
      mrniceguy likes this.
    7. Trent Jun 4, 2017
      Could use a stronger ending. No need to be violent, and how can a human life compare to the respect that a fidget spinner deserves?
    8. Cryotic Jun 1, 2017
      Quality at it's finest :thumbsup: