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Title: Ghosts Know What I Experienced
Author: Mo Chen Huan/莫晨欢
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Mature, Romance, Supernatural, Yaoi
Status: Completed

Ever since he was little, Xi Jia’s yin energy was strong, so every day he saw and ran into ghosts.

One day, he accidentally broke the protection amulet.

Celestial Master Ye Jingzhi happened to pass by and helped.

Are ghost catching Celestial Masters all legit masters?

WeChat official accounts, Taobao online shops, looking at gossip tabloids every day.

Since then, Xi Jia has refreshed the lower limit again and again, and met a group of completely unreliable Celestial Masters.

Binding spirits, doppelgängers, the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor, the ghost market of Poyang…

The door to a new world is slowly opening.

Jingzhi, do you know how to treat girls? You have to be nice to her. If she wants a hundred year malicious ghost, you’ll catch a hundred year malicious ghost for her. If she wants a five hundred year flying corpse to refine a treasure, you’ll buy a five hundred year flying corpse for her. Whatever she wants, you’ll give to her. Even if she wants a star, you’ll have to pluck a star for her. This way, the girl will be dead set on you.” —Ye Linzhi

"Master, Jingzhi can’t pluck a star.” —Ye Jingzhi

“Stupid! Master naturally knows that you can’t pluck a star, even Master can’t pluck a star. When girls want you to pluck a star, do they really want a star? They want you to do anything for her. As long as you do everything you can think of for her, she absolutely won’t ask for a star from you. Understand?”

“When you don’t have a wife, anything is okay. You can learn from your master and fully enjoy your youth. After you’re married and have a wife, you should quickly concentrate. Outside, they are all pretty and flirtatious bitches. Wife’s the only one pure, not fake, and the most important person. You have to remember, wife is even more important than yourself. Wife eats meat, you will drink soup; Wife sleeps, you will wave a fan. Do you understand?”
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Little Ye Jingzhi earnestly wrote it down.
『 Need to be nice to wife. Need to catch a 100 year malicious ghost for wife. Buy a 500 year flying corpse. Pluck a star from the sky. I only drink soup, wife eats meat; I wave a fan, wife sleeps. 』
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“When you have a falling out, you have to listen to everything your wife commands. If wife wants you to stay, you must stay; If wife wants you to leave, you shouldn’t shamelessly stay. Anyways later when you get there, hehehe.”
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“Wife’s matters is your matter. Your matters is still your matter. Master’s biggest regret is not saving Fellow Daoist Ziyun at that time, and helplessly watched her get devoured by a 500 year malicious ghost. Jingzhi ah, even if you die, you should die in front of your wife. Anyone who dares to bully your wife, touch your wife, you need to make him step over your dead body first!”
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“An injury on wife’s body, the pain is in your heart. As a big man, if you can’t even protect your girl, what are you eating for? You might as well find a piece of tofu and knock yourself dead!”
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