Guide to be a smartass Lesson 2

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Step 1
Hog other people's work.
If someone else makes a part 1, make a part 2.

Step 2
Be nice
If you are nice to people, they will forgive your grammatical and spelling mixtapes. They will also follow you which means you can basically garentee atleast 1 reader.

Step 3
Don't be lazy.
Do the decorative stuff Nap did. The headings and all.

Step 4
Use numbers. Preferably decimal points.
Eg.
Cookies are approximately wood.
Cookies are 94.682 % wood.

Step 5
Wear a cool looking Watermelon costume.

Step 6
People can't make fun of you if you make fun of yourself

Step 7
Make long lists

Step 8
Short sentences.

Step 9
Be happy.

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Comments

    1. Bad Storm May 18, 2021
      Being nice is a seriously helpful thing. Having that good impression helps soften the blow when delivering your smart-assery
      Seaway and Agentt like this.
    2. Agentt May 18, 2021
    3. Napelynn May 18, 2021
      @Agentt Can you write part 3 and up for me too?
      Agentt likes this.
    4. SylviaViolet May 18, 2021
      @Agentt I can't express with words how touched I am because of your attempt to rob me as thanks for reading your blog.
      Agentt likes this.
    5. Agentt May 18, 2021
    6. Reaper.ChaosKamifumetsu May 18, 2021
      I would like to know the data source of this blog
    7. Agentt May 18, 2021
    8. SylviaViolet May 18, 2021
      Sounds more like "How to look like an idiot - Part 1"
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