I’ll be your bride!

It was a sweltering morning as the usual slobbering and messy little being who

Layed dormant on her bed awoke.

Many call her a sweet little dumpling. Others call her a gremlin.

Her tenacity and inability to express how she feels has made her a polarizing little thing among her peers.

As she cleaned the crust off her eyes using her fingers that were the equivalent of an eraser on a pencil, she began to

Expand her arms that struggle to go beyond her head.

As she looked around, she smelt the delight of breakfast coming from downstairs.

Using the bedside stairs that her lovely onii-chan gave her, she climbed down the bed while

Making sure to watch her steps

As falling from that height would have spelled the most

Trouble for our heroine

As she bravely made her way down the bed, she slugged her little body to head downstairs.

The stairs still scare her as the size of going down twenty-five steps might be too much for our little hero here.

“Maybe I should ask him to carry me downstairs”

“Nuuu!!! Then he will call me a child again”

Our heroine conflicted with this decides to use the rope her dazzling onii-chan made for her.

“Muuuuu this is stupid”

As her tiny grip grasp the ropes with all her might

A sigh of relief leaves the young bunnykins

“M-m-morning onii…”

“M-m-orn-in onii-i-ii….”

“Morning baka!!!”

She quickly makes her way to the table as

She exerted herself greatly to greet the older man

Mending the flames on the stove.

“How was your sleep soulichi?”

“Don’t call me that idiot”

Squealed our heroine as she struggled to get unto her chair.

Suddenly she feels something gripping her waist as she is lifted off the ground

“waaaaah … put me down”

“ILL KILL YOU”

[plomp]

Our heroine is now seated on her chair.

“I could have done it myself idiot….”

‘....”

“Say something”

“Hahaha sorry. It looked like you needed help”

“I warmed you up some milk for you and I cut up your breakfast so you can eat it with more ease”

“I don’t need milk. Give me coffee. I’m already an adult!”

With her arm fully extended, she fails to reach the coffee mug placed across the table

“Tch”

She climbs onto the table.

Standing firmly on the table as the furniture she is standing on cannot tell the difference of whether or not something else has been added do to her small stature.

She walks to the coffee mug, grips it with both hands and takes a sip of the adult beverage

“Bleh”

“What is this?”
She makes her way back to her seat and picks up her warm milk and chugs it in go.

“Ahh delicious”

“Glad you liked your milk kiddo”

“I’m not a kid!”

“I’m a fully grown adult, I’ll have you know”

“Haha… You know it took us months to get you stop running around the house naked right?”

“.....”

“Why did you have to bring that up… I’mma kill you”

“Sorry, sorry. You’re definitely an adult”

“Then pick me”

Whispers our shy heroine.

“Huh? What was that?”

“Pick me...not her”

“Umm I really can’t hear what you’re saying”

“I SAID PICK ME IDIOT”

“I CAN BE YOUR BRIDE”


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This one-shot took little to no effort and I was too distracted wasting money on jpeg skins for my 2d waifus.
The lolipervert was played by @Clumsy Soul
The onii-chan was played by whoever you think fits best
And remember folks, don't do it. Always deny the loli because somewhere near you Chris Hansen out there ready to ask you take a seat



This been ya boi I’ll slay any who dares to insult m’lady LAOG (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
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