Samsung works for the CIA.
I’m gna let that sink in to your mind. You’re shocked right? Now let me explain my reasoning behind this theory.
Think about spy movies or tv shows you’ve watched. You see that scene where the secret agent’s mission is to clone the targets phone or they need to steal some data. The target is in sight. The agent finds some excuse to approach the person and establish a connection.
0%.....1%.....4%......15%......26%....-connection disrupted.
Shit! The target has moved out of range. Now our agent has to find another reason to get closer and to stay close until the cloning/downloading has been completed. This could take some time cos them pesky villains do like to move around a lot. They love to make the secret agents work hard don’t they.
Now what can the CIA do to make life easier for their agents? How about something like this~
The CIA funds Samsung to create this wireless phone to phone charging technology. Everyone gets excited thinking yay what a lifesaver. What they don’t realise is that the secret agents are thinking the exact same thing. No longer do they have to shadow the target and find different ways to stay in range. Now they just wait for the persons battery to go low and *poof*, they can appear to provide some wireless charging which simultaneously lets them complete their mission. It’s genius!
Of course you must be thinking how coincidental for the enemies battery to suddenly go low at that particular moment. C’mon just think about it. Have you seen these phone run for long without having to be plugged in to charge after a short while? The shitty battery is all part of the plan.
The next step is to get rid of the competition or to spread the technology to make it compatible with all other mobile phone companies. That way no matter what phone the enemy has, our spy can promptly appear to play a knight in shining armour. Good luck CIA, you can do it~
I have a theory~
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