I have a theory~

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Samsung works for the CIA.

I’m gna let that sink in to your mind. You’re shocked right? Now let me explain my reasoning behind this theory.

Think about spy movies or tv shows you’ve watched. You see that scene where the secret agent’s mission is to clone the targets phone or they need to steal some data. The target is in sight. The agent finds some excuse to approach the person and establish a connection.

0%.....1%.....4%......15%......26%....-connection disrupted.

Shit! The target has moved out of range. Now our agent has to find another reason to get closer and to stay close until the cloning/downloading has been completed. This could take some time cos them pesky villains do like to move around a lot. They love to make the secret agents work hard don’t they.

Now what can the CIA do to make life easier for their agents? How about something like this~

The CIA funds Samsung to create this wireless phone to phone charging technology. Everyone gets excited thinking yay what a lifesaver. What they don’t realise is that the secret agents are thinking the exact same thing. No longer do they have to shadow the target and find different ways to stay in range. Now they just wait for the persons battery to go low and *poof*, they can appear to provide some wireless charging which simultaneously lets them complete their mission. It’s genius!

Of course you must be thinking how coincidental for the enemies battery to suddenly go low at that particular moment. C’mon just think about it. Have you seen these phone run for long without having to be plugged in to charge after a short while? The shitty battery is all part of the plan.

The next step is to get rid of the competition or to spread the technology to make it compatible with all other mobile phone companies. That way no matter what phone the enemy has, our spy can promptly appear to play a knight in shining armour. Good luck CIA, you can do it~

Comments

    1. HesheFell Jun 2, 2019
      Privacy doesn't exist. People need to get over it and come to terms with it. As long as I'm not evading taxes or killing anyone, I figure it's fine as long as they don't go too far. Eg. Things like data chips under my skin(and yes, it is a thing and already exists) to track and identify me.
      Mnotia likes this.
    2. LuftRauser Jun 2, 2019
      I can tell you the truth. But it won't be that much a big deal for it, but a mind blowing.
      So, if you wanted to have a true privacy. There's a brand outside of the main stream processor and use Linux. That's it, and Google is taking data and uploading it on random public link of their own sites
      Mnotia likes this.
    3. qzty Jun 2, 2019
      Samsung works for Korean army! They make military chips!
    4. Adastria Lillith Jun 2, 2019
      Remember: Intel inside!
    5. Viator Jun 2, 2019
      Honestly, with how corporations and politics are becoming noticably more intertwined over time, this sort of thing seems only like a natural progression. It doesn't have to be only Samsung. China looks to be doing similar espionage work with their companies...
      As far as national policies around the world goes, who knows if it's not all par for the course by now. Corporations have a world-wide reach where no government can officially venture, and there is all kinds of opportunities to take advantage of.
    6. Novetsu Jun 2, 2019
      Are you just ignoring the existence of power banks? What kind of rich villain WOULDN'T have a power bank on their person?
      RottenApple likes this.
    7. Break_rules Jun 2, 2019
      :blobninja::blobspy::blobpoliceangry::sushi_peak:
    8. Dyone Jun 2, 2019
      what if Samsung is behind the CIA and they are jist supplying their agents with easier ways to do their jobs?

      soon we'll hear about microsoft owning the FBI which will own Facebook.
      (for the sake of timeline: Microsoft bought and hacked the fbi by using the OS to manipulate all the things)

      tis all a great, great conspiracy and we should run before uncle sam decided a hammer is needed.