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[- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀
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Yulian: "Haa, I'm tired..."

God: "Congratulations, you've worked hard~"

Yulian: "Great! I don't have to reincarnate anymore now, right?"

God: "Nope! Sorry to say, but escaping the wheel of life isn't that easy."

Yulian: "Haaa... somehow I feel like this violates labor laws... I haven't gotten any rest at all..."

God: "Hmm, well, since this is your sixteenth re-incarnation as a hero, maybe I can give you one lifetime as a vacation. How does that sound?"

Yulian: "Wait, seriously?"

God: "It'll be an unpaid vacation, but sure, we can have the scheduler dump all your work on the backup reincarnator. You're okay with that right?"

Yulian: "Yasssssss!"

God: "Alright then~ What kind of settings do you want for--"

Yulian: "I wanna be a cat!"

God: "..."

God: "Um, just a cat?"

Yulian: "Yes please! Just an ordinary cat!"

God: "...Isn't that... a little plain?"

Yulian: "What's wrong with plain? I'm exhausted and overworked! I just want to spend my vacation peacefully!"

God: "...You don't want any cheats or anything?"

Yulian: "No! Please no cheats! Just a normal ordinary cat! If you give me cheats, you're just going to make me save the world again even though I'm on vacation."

God: "..." *grumbles*

Yulian: ❤

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Comments

    1. AliceShiki Mar 31, 2018
      This... Was glorious.

      Though this God doesn't know his stuff, a good God will do the same as the one in "I Said Make My Abilities Average!" xD
    2. Nino Sasou Mar 31, 2018
      :blobwoah: