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Evil_Ginger

『Lawful Neutral』『Cheese Master』『安德鲁』, Male
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I saw a snake today

It was a cute snake

I wanted to hold the snake

But many poisonous snakes live in Texas

I don't wanna get bit because of my selfishness

Snake is patiently waiting for me

Aww, hell, fine

I bend down to pick the snake up anyway

It moon slides away like Michael Jackson doing the worm or something

Aw hell.

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    1. Haerether Sep 5, 2019
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    2. Evil_Ginger Sep 5, 2019
      If you were a big snek you would need to be a poisonous one because constrictors cannot wrap around me.
    3. Nefasdetestasti Sep 5, 2019
      If I was a big snake, I would not eat you becuz you're unappetizing.
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    4. Nefasdetestasti Sep 5, 2019
      The snake knows it will die if they bite you.
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