My NovelUpdates Award Winning speech

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Didact

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*Ahem* *Ahem*
Is this thing on? Oh, it’s working? What do you mean we’re live? Oh…. Ohhhhh. My bad, my bad. Just edit this part outttttttt…. I think imma stop talking now.

*Awkward silence* *Speechless audience*

I never thought though I would ever reach this stage, when I would receive the highest honour ever bestowed to a nuffian. My award for my first follower ever. Shoutout to @Happyman0512. You lot cannot imagine how much of a struggle this has been, uploading profile post after post after post, just to get to this stage and level. Ever since I’ve been a child, I’ve always imagined what would it be like, being in the spotlight, receiving an award from the legend @Tony himself. And like to thank Happyman0512 for it. You might ask who Happyman0512 is. I don’t know. Seems like a nice guy. Sorry, definitely is a nice guy.

But this moment is more about me than him. I won’t admonish you if you start keeping me on a pedestal, praying to my pictures, spending every waking moment basking in the glory that is me, @Didact. Matter of fact, I deem it necessary that you do. A law should be passed regarding this. Someone call the Capitol. Tell them that there is genius out on the loose here. I would also like to thank my parents, my mentors, all those who’ve given me likes on my prof..

*static**static*

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Comments

    1. Shy Muffin Aug 29, 2021
      This was rather interesting...
      *claps* congratulations..?
    2. Ahodesuga Aug 29, 2021
      This is.... Very..... I'm.... *claps awkwardly*
    3. Didact Aug 29, 2021
      Oh, I see Meryl Streep there. Hii!! Is.. is she okay? Seems like she’s suffering from a stroke.

      oh, she’s just fainted. No worries then.
      Didact out.
    4. Happyman0512 Aug 29, 2021
      PUHAHAHAHA!!
      oh mam XD by the way thanks
      oh HAHAHAAHA you would definitely do a good job of devoloping a improv skit
      PUHAHAHA
    5. Didact Aug 29, 2021
      I will drag you through the mud for this, mark my words!!
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    6. Didact Aug 29, 2021
      You know what? To hell with this award, you don’t give me face, I don’t give you shit!!! I’m boycotting this award show from this point onwards. Let me see who watches your shows after this stunt you pulled off.
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    7. Didact Aug 29, 2021
      What do you wankers mean that I exceeded the time limit? BS!!
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    8. Didact Aug 29, 2021
      Wha… What happened? Why did you cut me off mid-speech??
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