I hereby declare; I am a Lolicon for now and forever more. In death or in life, in sickness or in health. I will be a Lolicon.
- I will love lolis with all my heart, and all my soul on till the day I die.
- I shall never harm a loli, directly or indirectly, intentional or unintentional.
- I will disregard even my own life if it means saving a loli's life.
- I will never approach a loli with ill-intentions, nor will I force myself upon them.
- I will never recognize a harem if a loli is not a part of it no matter what.
- I will curse every single being who has a loli lover with no exceptions whatsoever.
- I will treasure every item a loli has given to me no matter the content.
- I will abide by the supreme rule "Yes Loli, Y- No Touch." Above all else
- (I will never support Onee-sans, wether they're big or flat.)
- (Flat is Justice, this I hold in my heart, my soul and my life.)
Fun Fact: By reading this you have become a Lolicon