RANT: Starting 2020 without a significant other.

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Arrynne

『Bubo scandiacus』『Owl in NEED of Saving』, Female
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First off, HAPPY 2020
Secondly, for some context I haven't been in a relationship in a while but this is me being absolutely assholes to the people who broke up with their significant other the beginning of year 2020.

REAL TALK:
YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND HAS ALREADY DECIDED TO BREAK UP WITH YOU A LONG TIME AGO IT'S JUST SO HAPPENED THAT HOLIDAY SEASON WAS NEAR AND DECIDED TO CLAIM SOME BENEFITS OF THE SEASON AND PROLONGED YOUR RELATIONSHIP UNTIL THE END OF IT.

SERIOUSLY THEY'RE LIKE "NEW YEARS RESOLUTION GET THIS CLINGY GULLIBLE PERSON OUT MY LIFE. BUT LET ME GET SOME PRESENTS FROM THEIR FAMILY FIRST."
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The reason for this is i have been seeing some idiotic post on in social media on how to move on from a break up during first month of the new year. Especially, my stepsister.

How to forget a relationship, blah blah blah.

Well here's a tip for you.
1. BLOCK HIS/HER NUMBER.
2. DELETE ALL HIS/HER PHOTOS
3. THROW ALL OF HIS/HER THINGS
4. DON'T STALK HIS/HER SOCIAL MEDIA, SERIOUSLY BLOCK HIM/HER
5. DON'T ASK ADVICE FROM HIS/HER FRIENDS, BETTER YET DON'T TALK TO THEM.
6. DON'T TALK TO HIS/HER RELATIVES
7. DO SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN POSTING TRASH ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA. I DON'T KNOW LIKE BURN HIS/HER HOUSE DOWN FOR GOOD MEASURE.
8. THERE'S A LOT OF FISH IN THE POND, DON'T GIVE ME BULLSHIT REASON LIKE "HE/SHE WAS SO GOOD TO ME, I THOUGHT HE/SHE IS THE ONE."

WELL GUESS WHAT HE/SHE WASN'T. IF HE/SHE WAS GOOD FOR YOU, YOU WOULDN'T BE WASTING TIME CRYING YOUR HEART BECAUSE THEY BROKE YOUR HEART. HE/SHE IS AN ASSHOLE/BITCH GET OVER IT!

Okay, now have a great 2020 everyone.:blob_patpat::blob_patpat:

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    1. Archaic pickle Jan 12, 2020
      <_<
      Dang
      >_>
      Plus it's not there are many fish in the sea,
      It's many owls in the trees
      :blobpeek:
    2. Osamaru Jan 12, 2020
      Ouch, that must suck.
      XD I guess that's one Benefit of never dating, Bwhahahahaha!
      Snowdropdreamer and Loni4ever like this.
    3. Loni4ever Jan 13, 2020
      "DO SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE ... LIKE BURN HIS/HER HOUSE DOWN" :blobhyperthink::blobjoy::blobjoy:
      There's this song but it's German ugh... But I just have to share it! @Tilgarial come here and listen to this :blobjoy:
      It's called "Sepp said we have to set everything on fire" XDD

      @Osamaru indeed it is *high5* xD
    4. Osamaru Jan 13, 2020
      @Loni4ever XD But I thought you had a Hubby, you Riajuu!
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    5. Loni4ever Jan 13, 2020
      @Osamaru nope, and I also completely lack the wish to get one. I guess I won't be one of those riajuus who can go explode for quite a while xD
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    6. Osamaru Jan 13, 2020
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    7. Loni4ever Jan 13, 2020
      @Osamaru I thought you were Masomaru, not Sadomaru! (☉д⊙) Sadomasomaru? XD
      *calls Osa's Dominatrix * it's been a while since you last played with Osa, right? Now is a good time~~
      Arrynne and Archaic pickle like this.
    8. Lazriser Jan 13, 2020
      Step-sister, huh?:blobneutral: Sweet Home...:blobsmirk: ALABAMA!:blobwink:

      Sorry, I couldn't resist even when the situation doesn't call for such a possibly offensive meme towards your relative.:blobflag:

      Back to the topic, I agree with most of your points except the last one.:blobawkward: The last one is just plain (over) optimism disguising a rebound for a relationship lost.:sweating_profusely: True, there are a lot of catches around, but not every catch is a good one and not everybody always get a second catch.:hmm: Life ain't some mobile game where they spent an insane amount of real currency just to win a character lottery for shits and giggles~:blobangery: Sorry again, but seriously, my fellow member, it would better to heal the wound and hope it doesn't leave a scar.:blobpensive: Even a fishing rod and the bait need to be in good or perfect condition to get a good catch.:blobwoah:

      Man~:blobthinkingsmirk: Look at me with that wisdom and shit, especially that scar and fishing symbolism.:blob_coffee: I must be stepping up my game as the third wheel...:blobconfused: third wheel...:blobastonished: Fuck!:blob_coughblood: Fuck them couples!:blobtriumph: Fuck them all!:blobtriumph: Ya'll just want piece of your lover's genitals! :blobdevil:There's no fuck'en love, it's all fucking lust!:blobdevil: Lust, I tell you!:blobhyperthink: LUST!:blobhyperthink:

      You have reminded me of a thread I wanted to post last night. It shall appear now or later thanks to your blog. Fret not, I shall give you my remarks! Everyone shall know your name! Know of your grudge against ill-struck arrows of love! With that said, I recommend you playing the visual novel Why I Became An Angel. It fits the theme of this blog, very well~
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