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Frank N. Stein

[Unstabbable][Liar][Procrastinator Extraordinaire], Male
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Maybe
Sometimes
We cling to the things
That make us bleed
Because we'd rather
Feel the pain
In the familiar
Than the peace
In the unknown.
-M.M.

Roses aren't always red
& violets aren't exactly blue,
the society that we live in
never seems to speak the truth.

Smiles aren't always happy
& frowns aren't always upset,
people judge too quickly
& our feelings are what they
forget.
-(a.v)

You are not your age.,
Nor the size of clothes you wear,
You are not a weight,
Or the colour of your hair.
You are not your name,
Or the dimples in your cheeks,
You are all the books you read,
And all the words you speak,
You are your croaky morning voice,
And the smiles you try to hide,
You're the sweetness in your laughter,
And every tear you've cried,
You're the songs you sing so loudly,
When you know you're all alone,
You're the places that you've been to,
And the one that you call home,
You're the things that you believe in,
And the people that you love,
You're the photos in your bedroom,
And the future you dream of,
You're made of so much beauty,
But it seems that you forgot,
When you decided that you were defined,
By all the things you're not.
-Erin Hanson
What did the buffalo say when his kid went off to college?
Bison.

How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew . . .

What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where's popcorn?

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

What do doctors do when giving vaccines?
They call the shots.

How do astronauts encourage people?
They say "The sky's the limit."

What is the most time-consuming thing to eat?
A clock.

What would bears be without bees?
Ears.

What's the best organism to have at a party?
A fungi.

What do you call a pig that does karate?
Porkchop.

What do you call an apple that does karate?
Fruit Punch.
Love sought is good, but given sought, is better.
-William Shakespeare

A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again. But a wise man finds a smart man and learns from him how to avoid the mistake altogether.
-Roy H. Williams

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with a whimper
-T.S. Eliot

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-Dorothy Parker

The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.
-Nicole Machiavelli

The aim of the wise is not to secure pleasure, but to avoid pain.
-Aristotle

An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread. But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored, you don’t want to eat dull wholesome food. You want something a little more colourful, exciting, tastier, meatier and juicier.
- R.S. Vern

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
-William Shakespeare

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
-Bruce Lee

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
-Harvey Dent

The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything.
-Albert Einstein

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was proving to the world that he didn't exist.
-Roger Kint

I do not fear the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
-Bruce Lee

Jealousy is the fear of comparison.
-Max Frisch

The oldest and strongest fear of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest fear is fear of the unknown.
-H.P. Lovecraft

The only man that never makes mistakes is the one who never does anything.
-Theodore Roosevelt

If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in him.
-Ivan Vanko

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.
-Ralph Marston

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve.
-Joseph Joubert

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
-Marilyn Monroe

We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but 400 years later, an idea can still change the world.
-Evey Hammond

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
-Winston Churchill

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that violence is not always the answer.
-Confucius

People don't follow because of your wounds, they follow because of your scars
-Vince Morales

Action expresses priorities.
-Mahatma Gandhi

You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough.
-Mae West

Let us have faith that right makes might.
-Abraham Lincoln

You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars.
-Gary Allan

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

Not all those who wander are lost.
-J.R.R. Tolkien

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
-Arnold Schopenhauer

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
-George Bernard Shaw

Logic will take you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
-Albert Einstein

If I had no sense of him out, I would have long ago committed suicide.
-Mahatma Gandhi

I love the name of honor more than I fear death.
-Julius Caesar

Even if we can't find heaven, I'll walk through hell with you.
-Rachel Platten

What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you?
-The Script

Progress is a man's ability to complicate simplicity.
-Thor Heyerdahl

The best vision is insight.
-Malcolm Forbes

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
-Robin Williams

My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them.
-Mitch Hedberg

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
-Reba McEntire

I reject your reality and substitute my own.
-Adam Savage

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Terry Pratchett

I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling the truth than adore me for telling you lies.
-Pietro Aretino

If you love someone then set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't, they never were.
-Richard Bach

There is always some madness in love. But there is always some reason in madness.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
-Walter Winchell

Truth is everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
-Bob Marley

Time is slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.
-Henry Van Dyke

Choose you love, love your choice.
-Thomas S. Monson

Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, and the amazement of the Gods.
-Plato

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs before experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.
-Robert Fulghum

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
-Alfred Lloyd Tennyson

Love has no age, no limit, and no death.
-John Galsworthy

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.
-Lao Tzu

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
-Franklin P. Jones

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
-Lao Tzu

Immature love says: "I love you because I need you. " Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."
-Erich Fromm

Love is when the other persons happiness is more important than your own.
-H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.
-Julie Andrews

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
-William Blake

Quality is not an act, it's a habit.
-Aristotle

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
-Samuel Beckett

Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.
-Theodore Roosevelt

Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
-Lao Tzu

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. 'Till you're good is better and your better is best.
-St. Jerome

I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed.
-Robert H. Schuller

The best way out is always through.
-Robert Frost

It always seems impossible until it is done.
-Nelson Mandela
The things we love tell us what we are.
-Thomas Aquinas

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
-Ronald Reagan

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
-Vince Lombardi

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
-Francis of Assisi

To live is to change and to be perfect is to have changed often.
-John Henry Newman

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.
-Edward Burke

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond it.
-Lou Holtz

It does not matter how slowly you go, as long as you do not stop.
-Confucius

No me has good enough memory to be a successful liar.
-Abraham Lincoln

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its life forever thinking it's stupid.
-Albert Einstein

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
-Sholom Aleichem

Comments

    1. AnAngryLinguist Oct 24, 2017
      I would say something about the Anne's diary, but I would Nazi the consequences of my actions. :blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn::blobshh:
    2. Frank N. Stein Sep 19, 2017
      a timewaster i will update infrequently at random intervals
    3. LysUltima Sep 19, 2017
      What is this?
    4. MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN Sep 16, 2017
      Meh
    5. Frank N. Stein Sep 11, 2017
      I will also leave my comment here. :blobpeek: *waiting for the author to update blog*
    6. Setra Sep 10, 2017
      I will leave my comment here :cookie:
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