Tombs

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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male
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You’re a powerful cultivator. A martial emperor or whatever.
You know you’ll die eventually so you want to build a tomb for your eternal rest.
But after you die you don’t want to be disturbed by anyone.
So what do you do?
You take all your treasures and start creating a massive tomb for yourself.
It’ll be a big scale project which may be witnessed by some people.
There will surely be rumours about this tomb.
You may leave other signs or clues here and there.
Through these rumours and clues people may discover the location of your tomb.
But hey that’s no problem. You’ve left plenty of traps in the place.
No one will be able to break through them and disturb your sleep.
You’ve got nothing to worry about right?
............
You dumb fucking idiot!
Leave your treasures behind and go somewhere discretely.
Who needs a big tomb. Scale it down and create something small for yourself and chill.
There’s no need to do all that other shit which is like having a big neon light arrow pointing at your tomb with a message saying “Hey guys I’m buried here with all my treasures. Come and get them.”

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    1. AMissingLinguist Mar 4, 2019
      The smart thing is to find a random island in the middle of a giant ocean and bury a map there. Jokes on them, the map is a fake! Put all the stuff inside a chest and sink it to the bottom of the ocean. As for the grave, I think being cremated and scattered into space is the best, since no one can take the remains and cultivate. As to how, just jump into a sun or something. Or, build a ship and launch it with the body once it's almost dead.
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