What's that! #0.2

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Joe Felix: "Hey sir, how much is it?" He put the crystal flower bud on The Shopkeeper's desk. The Shopkeeper just had a quick glance at Joe Felix as if he doesn't matter and instead pay more attention to the crystal flower bud.

The Shopkeeper: "Ohh.... I'm surprised to learn that you have chosen this item. Well, do you know what this is?" He took it while gazing at Joe Felix.

Joe Felix felt The Shopkeeper's gaze at him, which makes him somehow become uneasy.

Joe Felix: "What's that?"
The Shopkeeper: "Crystal Lotus Bud."
Joe Felix: "Hmmm....... So that's its name."

The Shopkeeper grinned: "Hehe.... By the way I found it in India, I got it with difficulty. As long as you know this Crystal Lotus Bud isn't normal, you can feel it, right! So, of course, it's pricey."

Joe Felix scrunched his brow: "Huh! Wait wait old man..... You're saying if you get it from India, but why do I find it on the shelf that has a plaque with 'Made in China' inscription." He pointed toward the cluttered shelf. "Are you trying to fool me? Hmph!" Joe Felix grunts and behave as if he caught The Shopkeeper red handed.

His words really make The Shopkeeper's smirk twitch in one corner of his lips that have crossing scars.

The Shopkeeper tried to quibble: "Ohh... About that... Well, just cause you find it there, doesn't mean it's true. Can you see 'Made in China' mark on this item?" He gave Crystal Lotus Bud back to Joe Felix in order to check it out again.

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Please correct this shit :blob_zipper_mouth:
Oya... Give me your seasoning ideas, no hay problema

Is it really short? Whether you want thicc....
Where's @Bitter Sweet? Where's my Bae?
Sorry i'm not in the mood again hoho:sneaky:

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    1. FalseGod Oct 14, 2018
      You can put it on, its okay tho.
      I need alot random stuff.
      You looked great. I know I didn’t see you, but I know you look great every day. :blobxd:

      (Note) 'Joe Felix' means an average lucky man. You'll see that's mean on the next next.... I don't know, maybe next next next ......., tradegy's waiting for....
      'Crystal Lotus Bud' just a name given only by The Shopkeeper. That's an another world's item but he don't know intended to use it. He just found it and don't know what item.
    2. Bitter Sweet Oct 14, 2018
      Oof, I wanted to put some silly stuff in there but strikethrough failed me.
      I trusted you strikethrough. :blobneutral:
      *tear*
    3. Bitter Sweet Oct 14, 2018
      Meh edit with some moar embellishments:
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      Joe pensively looked at the shopkeeper who seemed like he could wrestle any protagonist to the ground in a second.

      "Uh sir, how much is it?"
      He put the crystal flower bud on The Shopkeeper's desk. The Shopkeeper deigned a quick glance at Joe before focusing on the crystal flower buds. His stare was rather prolonged, considering he was the shopkeeper.

      Slightly bothered, Joe was about to ask if something was wrong when he was interrupted by the shopkeeper.

      "....I'm surprised you picked this of all the things here. Well, do you know what this is?" He said while gazing at Joe Felix.

      Joe couldn't help but feel that the Shopkeeper's gaze was laced with ulterior thoughts, which made him uneasy.

      "No, I don't know."
      "It's a Crystal Lotus Bud."
      "...I see."

      The Shopkeeper grinned, revealing a myriad of weird teeth.

      "Hehe... I found it in India and got it with much difficulty. You know, this Crystal Lotus Bud isn't normal at all. You can feel it, right? Hence, it's quite expensive."

      "Wait, old man..... Why did I find it on a shelf with a 'Made in China' plaque then? " He pointed towards the cluttered shelf.
      "Are you trying to fool me?" Joe grunted and eyed the old shopkeeper as if he was a guilty criminal.

      The Shopkeeper's smirk twitched in annoyance.

      "Ohh... Well, just cause you found it there, doesn't mean it's true. Can you see a 'Made in China' sticker on this item?"
      He gave the Crystal Lotus Bud back to Joe without a change in his salesman expression.

      "Yeah. Here's one right here." Joe pointed at one of the crystal petals.
      "What!?" The shopkeeper snatched the Lotus from joe to inspect it. And much to his surprise, there was indeed a 'Made in China' sticker on it. Plastered in all of China's economic glory.

      "This wasn't here before!" The shopkeeper pointed at Joe over the counter. "You stuck this on it."
      Unperturbed by the shopkeeper, Joe replied "Why would I even have a 'Made in China' sticker? You just think I'm a fool!"

      As the two argued, Joe mentally laughed at the shopkeeper. He actually was the one who added the sticker. It had been a fun trick to do in the past when he visited some shops with his mother. Especially when he did it to one of the old hags that would yell at him about breaking their stuff.
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    4. FalseGod Oct 13, 2018
      Here i gave you 'Stamina' :blobok::blob_coughblood::blob_coughblood:Naming ma problem, i'm too lazy to thinkin different ways, will you help me? :aww:
      save pity sloth :sushi_help:
    5. Bitter Sweet Oct 13, 2018
      Neither am I. :sushi_sigh:
      Saturdays make me too lazy to do anything.
      In fact, the only thing I feel like doing today is steeping some :sushi_tea:.