How would you: confess your love?

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  1. Kurotsubaki

    Kurotsubaki Reincarnation of the Seven Deadly Sins

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    Kinda like:
    " im kinda like you, but i don't know what is 'like' nor 'love' so will you guide me?"

    But just like in that statement, i don't know what is like nor love so making a confession about it is like an empty promise
     
    Kurotsubaki, Feb 10, 2017
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  2. Animesquad7

    Animesquad7 Revenge Seeking Protagonist

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    Stage a hero save the beauty incident, works everytime in xianxia novels.
     
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    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    I dedicate this image to this thread and the people in it

    Virginity.jpg
     
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    DarwenGwein Well-Known Member

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    I'll share my success story for you poor plebs

    Her: xx, would you go out with me?
    Me: why not? (sic)

    'Bout to start year six in our relationship, and she still hates how non-committal I was in front of all her friends XD
     
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    Well i, your father had a few dark year (super chuuni) so once i tried to confess to the girl i liked and said " girl this king will allow you to be his concubine " and thank god she took it as joke, but once i look back it made me almost drop xianxia novels...... almost.
     
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    You look quite hot in that swimsuit, honneh.... nya....
     
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    Junior sister I have this new dual cultivation technique that I'd like to try, give me face or don't blame me for being ruthless *smiles evilly*
     
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  8. Miri-Bell

    Miri-Bell Semi-crazy Magic Cat

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    What is confessing love? Is it edible? :p:X3:
     
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    I would pee on them to mark them as my property. Then no one would go near her... or me, including the girl I peed on.

    On a more serious note, I got no clue. I would probably ask her on a date or if we are going out somewhere with a group, I would ask her to come with me for a bit and tell her. Nothing out of this world. If it has to be on valentine's day and I had money, I would probably give her flowers, but I'm broke :( On a less serious note, you could give her shit that looks and smells like chocolate (tastes like shit) or chocolate that tastes like shit.
     
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    I've read enough novels to know that if you rape them they'll love you afterwards regardless of how many times they tell you no
     
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    lol that was really funny
    Good thing she took it as a joke
     
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  12. SoulZer0

    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    If I ever fall in love with someone, I'd say to her
    "Are you using magic? Because you just did the impossible"
     
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  13. Nom de Plume

    Nom de Plume [Shio’s Disciple] [True Villain] [Equip: Gunblade] Novel Updates Staff

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  14. DCVoidsWrath

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    Dear god in heaven.... Oh my god it hurts soooo bad. That pickup line was so badddd
     
    DCVoidsWrath, Feb 10, 2017
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  15. MeoWoe

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    Ummm... Apparently your mom gave you to me.
     
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  16. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    I would...maybe pass? Mangoes are supposed to have the help of bees~~
     
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  17. Stealth

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    yeah... like my situation right now....
    must owned your own house, not rent.... damn!!
     
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  18. Xilphidae

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    Just blast some love songs like Taylor Swift or something in front of their house for like 3 days, oh and make sure to bring a lawn chair or something

    like so:
    Hey, I just met you~
    And this is crazy~
    but here's my number~
    so call me maybe~
     
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  19. deepon

    deepon One who inevitably awakens

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    Have you heard/read about the suspension bridge effect ?:D:D:D
    Hang her upside down from 20 floors high and confess.
    :whistle::whistle::whistle:
     
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  20. Naofumi

    Naofumi Well-Known Member

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    like this
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    or Mr. Lyle's style
     
    Naofumi, Feb 10, 2017
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