◄.►Ultimate Xianxia Guide◄.►

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  1. Smooth Che

    Smooth Che [Awaiting TS' Approval]

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    Do you want to write your own Xianxia story?
    Do you want to know what requirements are needed?

    Here i am for you, making your dream a reality!!!
    In this guide i will show you, how to not only write your own Xianxia story, i will make you famous! Yes, FAMOUS. Your name will be spoken for billions of years, IET will be seen as nothing as a baby author compared to your greatness! How to do it you ask me?!
    HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    1.: Cripple your MC!
    Make your main character weak as ****, there are various methods to do so. The most efficient way is:
    Make his profound venes useless! Everyone, including the family of the MC will look down on him, mock him. This is how you start a successful Xianxia!

    2.: Equip Plot Armor!
    This one is important! Get the MC something sacred, a wise grandpa, or a treasure that makes him OP as ****!

    3.: Many assholes!
    Without this one, you can not call your novel a Xianxia! YOU NEED A LOT OF ASSHOLES, the more the merrier!
    The only thing said assholes have to do is to mock the MC until he is strong enough to take revenge!
    As i already stated, without assholes, no Xianxia! This is the law, trust me!

    4.: Lack of Mt. Tai!
    Mount Tai must not be known in your novel! If there is a encyclopedia in your novel, Mt. Tai has to be be unidentified or even better, unknown! This will guarantee that your Xianxia story has no lack of fights, since Mt. Tai does not exist!

    If you become successful in the future, which is inevitable after you've read my genius guide~, remember to link this thread to your faithful readers so they can become as great and cool as you!
     
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  2. TheOneLonely

    TheOneLonely Active Member

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    Aren't you forgetting the crowd that has to look up to the MC so he can be even more awesome?
     
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    gordo1194 Well-Known Member

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    There was a young man named Chalupa Batman with crippled profound veins since birth. Despite those crippled veins, he was very prideful - because he was a reincarnated emperor from another life. One day while training his martial arts in the woods, he found a stick. This stick was no normal stick, it was the super magical mystical bo staff of the strongest person to ever live in this world, called the big black stick, which instantly healed his crippled profound veins and made him as strong as its last owner. Chalupa Batman trained when all of a sudden, some assholes came by and said, "Hey. Looks like you love big black stick! HAHAHAHAHAHA" Chalupa Batman then killed the asshole who spoke just by looking at him. The rest of the assholes kowtowed and said "We had eyes but could not see Mt. Tai, please forgive us and let us live." Chalupa Batman killed them all and ruled the world with a harem of 100 girls.

    The End.


    Did I Xianxia?
     
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  4. DocB

    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    you forgot the different types of girls that will eventually learn to love the MC
     
  5. Crazyh3

    Crazyh3 Well-Known Member

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    You forgot to give the MC a large group of females who fawn over him.
     
  6. DocB

    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    you forgot the Brothers who tangle allow the MC but eventually get left behind because the MC doesn't share with them is training methods and eventually die, which will make the MC go into a revenge bloodbath
     
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  7. Gadget

    Gadget Demi-god of magic and science

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    There are 3 kinds of cheat:
    The cheat teacher, who is very powerfull and knowledgable being, teach the mc high grade techniques, warn him about strong opponents and techniques, and sometimes directly save the mc's life
    The cheat object, who allow the mc to better cultivate or refine something
    The cheat body, where the mc's body hide a strong power

    The cheat of previous knowledge is not often used, so not counted in the 3 main xianxia cheats.
     
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    Kingdom New Member

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    Few more xianxia writing tips

    Need some kind of rank system for MC to powerup and to finally become Immortal.

    You need to give the MC a demon / spirit/ beast pet

    Need Beasts for MC to kill as part of train up and some times it can yield cores (*whatever that is)

    Pills, elixirs, Herbs etc for MC to power-up as cheat

    overpowered cheat martial art / training speed

    Money is important for MC, so kill....steal

    Some kind of storage device / inter-spatial ring / bag for holding loot

    School / sect arc where MC will be looked down

    Adventure guild / auction center where MC will take his unwanted stuff to exchange for something better.
     
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  9. DocB

    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    just remeber but you have to put an auction house somewhere in there and make the MC take an underestimated treasure from there. (Or just make him rob the place Meng Hao style)
     
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  10. CrispyNoodle

    CrispyNoodle 『Noodle Overlo*d』『Open Pervert』『Onii-chan』

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    Sometimes you can also make it so that instead of people not recognizing, you can make Mt. Taishen just hide itself instead o_O
     
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    Kaizoku_kc Well-Known Member

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    i think ur are talking about orgy here not xanxia
    yeah and no porn

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Rawr

    Rawr Well-Known Member

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    you forgot the harem!! Love your guide though. lol
     
  13. Chiaroscuro

    Chiaroscuro Your Favourite Family Disappointment

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    not to mention that your MC have to be handsome/beautiful, or have ordinary face but somehow being reffered as handsome later on (a la menghao)

    level is there only to be fkd up by MC, he's so OP he beat people 5 level above him

    every beautiful girls mentioned can not ever fall in love with the bros, or anyone else God forbid. they will all mindlessly hopelessly in lurve with your MC and yet mc is awkward/oblivious or lecherous (this can set the story into haremy friendzone harem or real harem)

    you need a riddiculusly cute animal beast as the mascot, or lecherously crazy, whichever u digs...a sea cucumber, perhaps

    mc is good guy but ruthless, can be jesus-istic

    mc have ridic capabilities, ex: it was unheard to broke thru six levels at once!!!
    mc did it casually

    also, dont forget

    dun dun dun

    the blood and gore, THE REVENGE OF THE SITH *cough* i mean, THE BLOODY GORY REVENGE OF THE MC
     
  14. Sansome

    Sansome A Kind and Honest Villager X

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    Really? I thought all typical xianxa it's all about stupified crowd and excited mc when he/she found the treasure... I can imagine that stupid face
     
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    AkeShiro Blanket Master

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    lol
     
  16. Saitama

    Saitama Hmph

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    Please write one for Japanese novels as well
     
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  17. CrispyNoodle

    CrispyNoodle 『Noodle Overlo*d』『Open Pervert』『Onii-chan』

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    o.o... I'd say you just need a spineless beta MC and girls to just fall for them with no reason nor explanation at all. Plot don't matter one bit.
     
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    Saitama Hmph

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    That sounds about right... Don't forget you have to give him op powers that he doesn't want to use at all because he doesn't have any motivation
     
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    AnarchyDev Well-Known Member

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    I think your title needs be "Write your own Reincarnation Xianxia story"
     
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    You my friend have a rare gift for story telling. :)
    All hail Chalupa Batman.
     
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