The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

Discussion in 'Community Creations' started by alexfilia, Jun 6, 2017.

  1. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    You know what "DISCIPLINE" im talking about :oops:
     
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  2. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Shen Yuan does not think he wants to know what you mean.
     
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  3. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Eventually (y)
     
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  4. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    Err...

    I would object that ancient food would have tasted better. All animals were truly organic and grass fed. XDDD

    Otherwise...

    *cough* Shen Yuan what are you doing *cough*
     
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  5. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Slowly poisoning the immortal to death with transfatty foods..... I suggest the addicting potato chip then we can see what dies first, shen's wallet or luo's heart from all the salt and grease....
     
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  6. LaDyViL

    LaDyViL New Member Staff Member

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    No MSG 〣( ºΔº )〣
     
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  7. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    It's kind of a moot point for LBH to die by bad food because:

    1) he's immortal. Bad food isn't enough to kill him
    2) his demon blood = undying like the most annoying cockroach. You don't see cockroaches dying from high cholestrol
    3) his calorie burn must be insane, especially when he fights
     
  8. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Ahahahahahahahaha

    No.

    From what I can remember, MOST of the things in the chinese food menu in restaurants here nowadays? The ones where I eat take out from, at least? Were only accessible to NOBLES.

    Went to chinese restaurant, got huge ass lecture from my cousin about half the goddamn dishes were from this and that imperial dynasty.

    Don't even talk about spice prices for the peons, man. :D

    CRY THEM TEARS.
     
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    LaDyViL New Member Staff Member

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    *stares intensely*
     
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  10. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    LOL.

    DO NOT BELIEVE AMERICANIZED CHINESE FOOD.

    I ate actual Chinese food in China and let me tell you, even poor people ate well. It's just a difference in quality mostly. And you have low-quality versions of spices that'll sell for less and high-quality versions that sell for like a gold bar per gram.

    Also, you won't find Americanized Chinese food on the menu in China 90% of the time.

    ...but I'm willing to believe LBH will fall for junk food. No one can resist junk food.
     
  11. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    I live in the Philippines, man. I may have to face terror under possible martial law but at least my only personal reference for Chinese takeout food is loads of roast suckling pig, peking duck, seafood in all kinds of dishes...
    With more spices than you can shake a stick at.

    Maybe I just live in the right district.

    And the spice reference pages I am looking at right now say stuff like 'cloves were held in officials' mouths while they talked to the emperor to not offend him with bad breath' and talk about trading spices for like 7 fat oxen. I'm like :ROFLMAO:

    7 fat oxen. That's a goddamn massive feast right there.

    Edit: Fuck. Now I'm hungry. T_T

    GOOGLE. GOOGLE. WHY YOU NO HELPING ME. JUST GIVE ME ACTUAL HISTORICAL INFO THAT ISN'T EUROPEAN, GOOGLE-SENSEI.
     
  12. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Shifuuuuuu. :cry:
    Google sensei refuses to give me actual medieval/ancient era pricing that isn't goddamn europeaaaan. Or roman. :V
    's all like "this spice sold for a fat sheep. This spice sold for a cow"
    IN EUROPE, GOOGLE YOU TRAITOR.:mad:
    Shifuuuuu, I will sulk.:cry:
    THEN. I will go keep poking google sense until it tells me how much ancient spices cost.
    THEN. I may rewrite this.
     
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  13. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Fuck it, google, I'm just going to have Shen Yuan goddamn well feed him roast pig and peking duck.
    DEAL WITH IT, TRAITOR. I AM HUNGRY.
    /runs away :cry: to breakfast
     
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  14. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    LOL. I dunno about the bad breath thing, but I guess spices can get that expensive if you're talking about European spices getting imported to China. Native Chinese spices shouldn't cost that much even if you use a lot. I know farmers who grow their own spices even; a lot of Chinese spices are pretty easy to grow.

    And yes, Peking duck, roast suckling pig and the like count as actual Chinese food. But it's a very small branch of the overall cuisine which spans like 100 different 'tribes' and varieties.

    Welcome to research difficulties lol. So much has been westernized. XDDD

    Err. Just know that native Chinese spices in China don't cost as much as you think unless it's some super special kind that only the emperor gets to eat. XD
     
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  15. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    I'm hungry too lol.

    ...I wanna cook now.
     
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  16. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    It's the only takeout food I know, Shifuuuuu. :cry:
    I'll edit it to specify the peking duck and roast pig then, I guess. Never mind, just took a clump of text out because I AM LAZY. Assume he ate roast pork and peking duck.
    But I need accurate references for other available food sources for the people on the street in that era. :cry:
    /goes back to eat rock lobster for lunch
     
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  17. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    What people ate back then in China isn't all that different from what people eat now in China.

    And most people don't order out lol, especially if they come from a traditional family. You cook your own food. ^^

    But for reference, there are these fried griddle pancake things that are good to eat on the go. And if you're out of ideas, just have them eat noodles lol. I swear like 30-50% of the most common dishes involve some kind of noodle. XDDD
     
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  18. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    /rolls around
    Thank you, shifu.
    /makes notes.
    Currently trying to figure out how to write culture clash. Ancient era vs Modern day- the architecture edition.
     
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    Matthew9999 Well-Known Member

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    Gah, gav, I'm following this thread so everything is get a notification that you posted I think it's a new chapter. Why must you taunt me so ;_;
     
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  20. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    I would like to issue a complaint. I am not responsible for this forum's mechanics, its lack of threadmarks or anything else. I basically just post an average of once for the fic per day.