The Proper Way to Sleep

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  1. Evil_Ginger

    Evil_Ginger 『Lawful Neutral』『Cheese Master』『安德鲁』

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    Went to my doctor today...and he gave me this.

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    He asked me how my sex life was, since I said I was in bed all day.

    I replied, "Lonely."
     
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  2. Blackyy

    Blackyy Lurking more Comment less

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    I feel you bro!!
     
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  3. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Best way to sleep is going back to nature, meaning to sleep in the same way as you were born. Freedom is best.
     
  4. Shance

    Shance 『Trying to evade the wall in the front』『Failing』

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  5. Shance

    Shance 『Trying to evade the wall in the front』『Failing』

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    Except when there are mosquitoes.

    When its hot.
    When its cold.
    If the grass is spiky.
    If you like beds.
    If it rains.

    Edit: Or do you mean naked?
     
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  6. Sethnix

    Sethnix Well-Known Member

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    "Don't take daytime naps"
    "Don't read in bed"

    Screw your Doc and whoever made that list
     
  7. SquirFail

    SquirFail The One Who Forgets, Dreamer, Observer

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    I remembered a patient before answered this question, he replied with "What sex life" with a big question written all over his face... I just fucking lost it when i heard that
     
  8. Miri-Bell

    Miri-Bell Semi-crazy Magic Cat

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    O_O If this were a test I'd totally fail it.
     
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  9. Evil_Ginger

    Evil_Ginger 『Lawful Neutral』『Cheese Master』『安德鲁』

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    Apparently, the US NAVY helped make it.
     
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    asesino503 Active Member

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    Woo, that goes against every pro readers online.
     
  11. asesino503

    asesino503 Active Member

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    Days of work, I usually read 16 hours, in bed. My sacred time, sleep can be sacrifice.
     
  12. Cite

    Cite 『Procrastinator』

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    I break the don'ts every single day O.O SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Day time naps are better for you; science proves this.
     
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    Without a doubt one of the most important is consistent time or sleeping and waking up, Fock the rest xD
    Naps are recommended
     
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    My room is always quite and confortable until the god damned mosquitos attacked
     
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    zeus Well-Known Member

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    lol I literally do none of the ones in the Do category and actually do most of the dont's every day. :LOL:
     
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    Anoncommander1 The Commander

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    OBJECTION!
    exercise and doing stimulating thing before going to bed is a no.....
    but sex is an exercise and it is stimulating..... there is contradition here.
     
  18. TheAsianHacker

    TheAsianHacker Well-Known Member

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    I used to stay up really late reading on my phone but eventually I stopped doing it. Not because it was effecting me in the morning with sleep deprivation or the fact I felt like total ass when I woke up but because my dad caught me one night.
     
  19. SilverFeather

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    Agreed, Hail reading in bed, but daytime naps... kinda agree but at the same time
     
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    I feel you