Mine was actually sexual harassment. It happened in 3rd grade. There was this one boy in my class that have a crush on me. He follows me everywhere and wouldn't leave me alone. At that school, the seating arrangement in the cafeteria was based on last names. Our last names starts with the same letter so he sits next to me. During lunch one day, he swiped an area that he has no right to touch. It was below the belt. First time, I thought he was just playing a disgusting joke because "hey, kids" right? Warned him not to touch me again but he did it anyway. Jumped out of my seat and told a teacher. He didn't really get in trouble. The teacher only changed our seats.
...slipping my hands to a sleeping maid's underwear. (@5y/o and curious, playing innocent) ...getting in the shower room of a public pool (@7y/o and a budding lechr (unconciously)) ...playing twister(that body bending game) and some feely-touchy and peeky-peeking (poker face skill learned) w/ the people I like (@10y/o) ...stealing borrowing R-18 videos from a relative's hidden stash...and failing to return one(because the stash was moved) (@12y/o) ...my precious childhood.... ugh
ScumBag Teacher. I would sue that little shit for all the Lunarian Ducats he own! Which is none...So I'll sue him for all the money he has! Which is also none......
Ejaculating in my last worn (white) sock, due to an emergency of not finding the tissue while it was dark.....
Attempting to figure out what was so nice about sex and failed. Ah, teenage days, curiosity kills the cat. Still haven't figured out how the whole masturbarting thing works (shrugs)
one time on a snow day i was at a friends house playing spyro, then my friend (a dude ) starts talking about sex, girls and stuff and then suggest we kiss as practice me being the fuck boy i was said yea no homo. but then he pinned me down and it went full homo so i get the fuch out of there not even saving my game and run outside for like 15 min. then i meet a girl classmate she sees i am a bit distressed i tell her about my shity day and ask what should i do. my best friend wants to take our friendship to the next level. she looks me in the eyes and said why not go out with me. that should fix things right. and so began my two timing with a dude and a chick. and i still had some on the side.( where did all my swag go )
what the actual... my best lewdest moment. me and 3 girls in a jacuzzi. and then sauna. and girls in body swimsuits are attractive really.. (not scuba suit, but those like school-swimsuit in mangas but real with color)..