The Little Macho Girl A oneshot about a little girl doing an honest business of selling Macho's with some misunderstandings. Anyways, it is based on the story of The Little Match Girl but instead we have her selling uhh... umm... big muscular steamy Macho's. Wait what did I read? Since this story made me keep worrying about humanity's future, I thought I should be nice and share it with everyone so you too can also say "Why?" The Little Macho Girl isn't right for everyone and may cause disbelief, facepalms, faceplant, table-flips, wtf moments, shame upon your family, and certain confusion. Do not read alongside Invisible Dragon. If you experience trouble thinking or loss of faith, stop reading and consult your local Common Sense-chan immediately.
The first sentence already had me laughing. I kind of read it like the Japanese would pronounce "match". “Macho, won’t anyone buy a macho?” Thanks for making a thread about it, I wouldn't have seen this wonderful story otherwise. I found it really really funny. The Great Macho Empire and the Macho filled world xD
Snorts. Always love a good parody of fairytales. Also that end-reveal was mindblowing. Goes off to buy a macho