Corrupt a Wish

Granted ethereal nails that only interact with the sole of your feet and always lands up
I wish half life 3

 

Granted but you have to buy it.

I wish for chocolate.

 

granted but it's already infested with ants

I wish for great fortune

 

Granted but i eat it
I wish for kingdom

 

granted but it will be on my rule

I wish for great misfortune to befall me

 

Granted but it's just a game.

I wish for potato salad.

 

granted but it's infested with worms

I wish fallout 4 was good

 

Granted but reality's harsh.

I wish for another good game.

 

Granted starcraft remastered.
I wish the perfect chinese to inglish machine translator.

 

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Granted but you have to make it yourself.

I wish for lunch...

 

Granted but it's the food you hate most

I wish my classes started later

 

Granted but it'll start soon anyway.

I wish for lunch break...

 

Granted but you have no lunch to eat

I wish for AC

 

Oddly enough... I just realized I didn't make any lunch...
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Granted but it transferred cold wind directly from the north poles.

I wish I wasn't forgetful.

 

granted, you instead are just plain lazy to do the thing you were supose to do instead.

I wish for ignorance and knowledge, the 2 greatest sins to plague humanity to disappear

 

Granted but obviously humanity preserve to exist even now.

I wish my 15 minutes break are longer.

 

i guess dinotranslation isn't active on corrupting my wishes anymore...
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granted, but the day would last longer than before

i wish to understand other languages

 

Who?
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Granted but you lose the ability to speak.

I wish for pie.

 

another member/translator, haven't seen him lately either. . .
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granted but it's heading straight to your face, and it's the homing type so you can't dodge

I wish for a new keyboard

 

I see, thanks for explaining, maybe he's busy translating?
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Granted but you can't forget the old one forever.

I wish for mist.