how to beat a fujoshi!

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  1. Zaart

    Zaart Deer Master Race

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    well if you were attracted by the title you might have been their victim once!
    well the best way is to beat them at their own game!
    ship them with other girls while looking lustful!
     
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  2. Adardoniel

    Adardoniel MTL Addict

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    For some reason I thought this was an LCD of some new novel and got extremely interested.
    Thanks for making me both interested and extremely disappointed.
     
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  3. Enigma

    Enigma Follower of Jesus, he's the only way

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    Such wise advice, though I don't think it's a fool proof plan.....
     
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  4. Jigoku Shounen

    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    I thought you were "asking" how to....not "telling" how to. And yeah, this....isn't a great plan.
    Fighting fire with fire, isn't really a way to put out fire you know.
     
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  5. Fossil

    Fossil 「Spooky」「Scary」「Skeleton」

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    That’s what we’re currently doing with @Shem and @Rilise! So join us in the shipping!
     
  6. Thecomicgeek

    Thecomicgeek Well-Known Member

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    With a stick.. A straight stick.

    Dum dum dummm!
     
  7. kenar

    kenar ヽ(`・ω・´)ゝ

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    you can't beat fujoshi. end of story
     
  8. Shem

    Shem ┃ᐕ) ⁾⁾「Lv 69 BL Hunter」☆ Vrelty's Seme ♤♡ ꪋς꧖ ☆

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    No! No one can beat fujoshis!! Be careful or we might end up writing stories about you and another guy or many guys! Mwahahahahaha:cookie:

    Come to the dark side!.:blobpeek:
     
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  9. Neiri

    Neiri Well-Known Member

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    You be surprise. They do utilised "controlled burn/fire" in extinguishing forest fires.

    In oil wells fires , explosives are used. This is done to remove oxygen.
     
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  10. Alvory

    Alvory Well-Known Member

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    Give up...you can’t
     
  11. Shem

    Shem ┃ᐕ) ⁾⁾「Lv 69 BL Hunter」☆ Vrelty's Seme ♤♡ ꪋς꧖ ☆

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    *coughs*

    A little gift for you~
    images-32.jpg
     
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  12. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Shem X ladyvil. So we get some loli vs cougar dynamic and she can be taught about the wonders of yuri and forget the yaoi fetish. :blobnosebleed:
     
  13. alinte

    alinte Well-Known Member

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    Have you tried a hammer? It's super effective.



    Do not beat someone with a hammer because of something you read on the internet.
     
  14. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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    you know it would be better if you just told them that you would confiscate their BL stash
    it works wonder with @Matsurika and @iampsyx
     
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  15. Rilise

    Rilise Aestivating

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    Then i just have to confiscate my opponents' (yuri) stash
     
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  16. pocketbear

    pocketbear !!!!!!!

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    Shem whats that frommmm ♡
     
  17. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Confiscating someone's porn stash is going too far, we don't want to cause any casualties. :blobsleepless:
     
  18. Wayang Emperor The First

    Wayang Emperor The First 《The First Loli》《Cute Little Kid♡》

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    Too much yaoi not enough yuri :blob_zipper_mouth::blob_zipper_mouth::blobtriumph:
     
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  19. Rilise

    Rilise Aestivating

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    *asking google-sensei* it says Make Me Bark
     
  20. vasiliassy

    vasiliassy Lol hehe

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    Then just post Yuri one with attractive tittle... and bizzare Yuri story that make us fujo nag.
    Why so hard ah.
    You guys just lazy to search in sosetyu...
     
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