See yourself in the mirror today, do you have any of the following tasks: 1) A date to attend? 2) Anniversary to celebrate? 3) A crush to propose too? 4) A movie to watch with a special friend? 5)To be alone on couch, with a dog, cat or the squirrel you caught? 6)To binge watching Harry potter to hone the skills of a wizard/witch, which you soon are becoming? 7)To finally use the vodoo doll you so lovingly crafted? 8)To call a "friend" of opposite or same sex for an acting job you have to offer? Don't hesitate, I have just the event for you all!!! First, guys/gals having anything similar to first four events! Don't think twice and find a nearest waterbody that is deep enough for you, through "Google Maps" and call me; also don't forget, if you know how to swim; bring a big rock and a chain tied to it! For the other fine people, be it ladies or gentlemen, come and join us in the 2nd annual Anti-Riajuu Parade. Bring you boards and your Tiki Torches as we all march with the slogan "Riajuu!Go Explode!" We will have contests during the parade too, anyone can participate; regardless of their mental state! They are: 1) Doki Doki Breakup Curse! 2) Flower pot throw!(target can be male or female) 3) Surround the Riajuu!!(knifes will be provided) Though the list is small, fun is guaranteed!! Don't forget to answer the poll *conditions apply P.s: The first 100 members will receive Martial arts training too!! So hurry up and join!! This thread being "official(if all goes right)" all the forceful NUF ships, that you might be sailing; can be sent to where the Titan lies!! Ignore the"(Actions will be taken, if possible)" in 2nd option Spoiler: Our Previous Efforts by the Alumni Spoiler: Top community comments 1)By @Jaded So barbaric. I don't want the Riajuus to explode. May they all get NTRed and mind broken instead. *Offers a chocolate filled with the pain of being too busy to think of dating* Community shop hosted by @Blitz *for the lack of creative bone links on this OP, rick-rolls you. Poll responses are being noted for future organization missions.
By finding a water-body you mean just googling it , right? Not actually going outside, right? p.s. here is how water bodies are made by riajuu elements Spoiler: slightly nsfw
FREE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES FOR EVERYONE. COME GET THEM NOW WHILE STOCK LASTS The more riajuu we collect the greater the fireworks we'll be able to set off. Emergency goods
I got a laugh out of this. And I listened to Never Gonna Give you up again. It's good song. I still remember getting my first five stars in Just Dance. It was this song.
My Valentine's day plan: 1. Go to work 2. Get Home really late 3. Take a Short Nap 4. Eat Dinner. Alone. 5. Play Games until I get sleepy 6. Consume a bit of booze 7. Tuck in really late and prepare to wake up really early Yep, normal day for me
So barbaric. I don't want the Riajuus to explode. May they all get NTRed and mind broken instead. *Offers a chocolate filled with the pain of being too busy to think of dating*
My plans... 1. Start the day off with being at work from last evening. (Night shift) 2. Return home from night shift, sleep until 1pm. 3. Eat something. 4. Chant a curse towards Riajuus. 5. Read WN/LN translations. 5. Back to sleep.
How bout we give them a festival of their lives~? We'll let them see the festival shooting, the fireworks shooting, and "catching fish" with each other, and we can show the events to them personally~ And whatever remains, we leave for the knives~