Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You get blinded though, so you’re still lost on your future.

I wish for hugs.

 

Granted *hugs* now give me a thousand nuffies

I wish for a pet snake

 

granted but its hobby is to bite you and it could break out of anything.

 

your wish?

 

i wish to be sexy and you know it!

 

granted, my definition of sexy is a Lamborghini so you turned into a car

I wish for more meat on my dish.

 

Granted. There is now human meat added to your dish.

I wish for a friend.

 

Granted, go to @Nieverto's place, though he's inactive

I wish for a jug of milk

 

granted, its goat milk

i wish for a infinite sided dice

 

Granted you get a dice with only the infinity symbol on it.

I wish for a glass of water!

 

Granted, but I already drank half of it, teehee~

I wish for an undying tree.

 

Granted! But you gotta sacrifice nuffians to it everyday!!

I wish for bread and butter!

 

Granted, *gives a butter sandwich full of love~* only for a hug~

I wish for a gallon of coffee~

 

>.> Muu... granted but it’s mixed with energy drinks!

I wish for orange juice!

 

That might actually be dangerous...

Granted, but it's a warm orange juice~

I wish for a sandwich~

 

Ganted! This imouto made you a sandwich! Here onii-chama~

I wish for more family members!

 

Granted, but we'll have to conduct a family meeting...

I wish for a wifey~

 

Granted but it's gonna take you forever to find her nii-chan~

I wish for clean clothes.

 

Granted, but they were too big for you~

I wish for a proper suit and tie.

 

Granted but they're neon pink!

I wish to grow up~