I accidentally wrote BL. Pretty good for a straight guy, ey? How is it?

So, before you get into the story. Here's some context. I met this little girl in NU a long time ago and we often have conversations. She once came by my friends' discord channel where all my friends started bombarding me with gay jokes, and it kinda stuck with her even on NU. I was already tired of my friends calling me that, it just wasn't worth retorting to, so I just go along with it most of the time.

And now back to present time, I am kinda ADHD so I often lose the topic I'm focusing on, but since its just texts I often just scroll back and read the stuff to remember what I was talking about and continue. Last night I just didn't wanna bother reading back anything, I think I was feeling too lazy to re-read or something. So my topic changing came in full view.

I often make gay jokes myself, like when I heard her boyfriend was much older than her I wanted to see how he looks so after saying that I just subtly added to possibly make the picture of him be naked, you know, for research purposes. I just add random gay things in the mix when we're talking about guys just for fun.

So, since I let off my reign on my ADHD for this particular reply, I completely let it run wild with this one and I just kept on writing and writing and writing...I just didn't stop, till I remembered she was thirteen and I was almost about to get to the snu snu stuff, so I hurriedly (for the first time consciously) changed the topic.

So, I'm actually straight, and as a joke I ended up writing BL, how is it? How would you rate it? What's ironic is that I used my memories of shoujo smut novels as references to write this. I'm a man, using a woman's thoughts about men as a reference to write about men. lol
I just didn't wanna imagine myself in that situation and think how I would act, that would've been too much for me to handle. It's also the reason I was able to stop in time, my hands actually stopped for a moment at the thought of going into that smutty part and I was able to get back to my senses through that.

PS: This doesn't make me a pedophile in anyway cause her boyfriends are all around my age, that's specifically the reason I hit on them in front of her. It's legally the most funniest thing I can do in front of her.

So, without further ado, here we fucking go:

And that's the end of my reply to her. On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you BL fans rate this?

Also, my biggest problem here is my use of pronouns. It's my first time writing BL (and I hope my only time) and since they're both a 'he', it kinda makes it a little difficult to properly write. Other than that I myself can't find any faults (cause I fucking wrote it), so I need your onion on this matter...and also your opinion too.

She found it funny, she showed it to her boyfriend who made a funny face while reading it and was dissatisfied with being made the uke. What can I say, I was actually stumped on who to make the uke and who to make the seme but I didn't stop my hands even once and the story kinda wrote itself.

 

Shes 13 and "dates" people in like the 15-18 range?

For some reason the only image i can build of her is the "cash me ousside" girl.

 

So, what's wrong?

I don't discriminate Gay, and it is your freedom as what you wanna do.

So, what's wrong with it? I see nothing wrong if you wanna be gay or just wanna write stuff about BL for certain readers.

I'll just say good luck.

Note : I'm an alpha male that is straight and loves female's sweet smell.

I don't enjoy reading BL stuff but as a novel enthusias, i can score your story at around 4/10 (?) Still needed more experience in writing BL stuff if i must say.

 

I came here wondering how you accidentaly write a BL. I leave wondering why the hell does a 13 y/o have a boyfriend (or several, apparently) of legal age - I assume around 16-18?

 

15 isn't that bad as it would still be a junior and freshman in high school or college. Even 16 is borderline acceptable but 17 and 18 is where it gets weird at least for me.

I just hope OP is also in his mud teens considering he's having these type of chats with 13 year olds

 

It depends on how early she entered puberty imo.

I wouldnt think it too strange if a 13 year old whos developed quickly is with a 15 or 16 year old, but... 18? Yeah thats weird to me.

And yeah, im assuming he is, otherwise this is pretty fucking weird.

Well, even if he is... still pretty weird. But if hes having such doubts about his sexuality as it seems, 15-16 sounds about right.

 

Seriously? What year is this?

If this is still happening, then you know better let your friends know, that the 2000s called, they want their out dated world views back.

 

Well, you're talking from the point of view of first world countries. Here, its still generally unaccepted.

I am not having doubts about my sexuality!
I AM PERFECTLY STRAIGHT! Oh god, I said those words so many times to so many people that I am sick of it.
I just wrote it as a joke...I'm very dedicated to my jokes, mind you.

I didn't ask about discriminating or anything. I'm straight so it makes my skin crawl thinking about gay stuff...but even through all that I still wrote something through the power of determination alone! That's why I ask how well did I do?

BUT WHY SO LOW!? Did I do that bad? Aww, man.

 

I see. Well. As you were then.

 

Don't worry, I am. My age in my profile is 19 because I didn't wanna get age restricted to some content if there is an age restricting system.

Also I didn't know she was a kid when I first started talking to her. I didn't even know she was a girl. Her profile picture is of the prince of penis for god's sake! It was already too late before I knew it, so I rolled with it.

 

it's something most boys go through. You dont have to defend yourself to anyone here; everyone on these forums is at least half-gay anyway

 

Traps don't count as gay. That is something totally normal to be attracted to...cause they fucking look like women. That doesn't make you half-gay.

What does cause some suspicion is my obsession with gender bender. And not gender bender yuri or anything. I won't read anything other than gender bender that has straight romance. lol

But real men fucking is still gross to me. I'm only partially gay towards the anime world...which I think most of us are anyway. Haha

 

If your friend & gf turn to fudanshi & fujoshi, it's partly your fault
Also for rating... Why not post on scribble hub? The format could be like this oneshot

the WHAT

 

I meant the Prince of Tennis. You know, that anime about tennis. To be fair, the prince of penis sounds way better and it fit perfectly into the conversation.

And no, I don't want to be a BL writer. If anything, I want my first story to be an aji pontaro style gender bender love story...without all the porn. (surprisingly, I don't like porn in love stories)

Edit: And what the heck are those one shots? Sounds hilarious. Haha, maybe I'll read them too.

 

LMAO

 

Just make sure that she knows that she is still underage. After all even if she is okay with dating a older boy her parents might sue him if he’s old enough to not be underage

 

Oh, didn't think of that. Well it's not really something I, who is a random person who she met on the internet, can advice her on.

I was initially just a little worried if she got caught up with a pedophile but after learning she herself thinks nothing of it, I let it go like any unrelated person...and I also don't wanna have to hear about someone else's love life, someone who is that younger than me.

 

Well, I suppose it's good to be open. Nice job on the story