Role Playing NUF Private Academy

!roll 1,2

 

NUF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 2

@XXOOMEPLS, you rolled a 1

 

Baitmaster, you wont throw out bait to rescue your party?

 

Oh no wait.

You are the bait that was thrown out.

Will @Bielt take the bait?

 

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*noms cake while watching party flounder around*

 

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Lol bye I'm out.
ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗε＝┏( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)┛

 

Still in the dungeon, Lurking magic ninja has stored all loot in stuffspace.

The ice dragon is getting suspicious about the mimics Lurking crowded the hall outside its noble lair with.

 

!Roll 1,20

 

NUF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 20

@Lurking, you rolled a 15

 

Lurking senses the ice dragons suspicion, and hops into an already emptied chest to impersonate a mimic with the rest Lurking left outside the ice dragons domicile.

 

I got blue ribbons for my party to celebrate the loot. But wait.

There was a deserter. @Tony take a blue ribbon instead.
@Tilgarial @Evil_Ginger too.

 

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I didn't desert i was just making them think I deserted.
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You are bitter so I got you a coffee with no cream nor sugar.

 

There might be somethin ta sweeten that bitter kofee into a tasty dessert when our party reconvens to split da loot.

 

Nani the F, since when did we start D&D

 

Wanna join? I brought cake.

 

Nah i'll get back to what i do best

*burns paperwork*

 

!roll 1,20

 

NUF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 20

@Tilgarial, you rolled a 20

 

I am Lurking and lying low disguised as a mimic among mimics crowding outside a dragons lair inside a dungeon and feeling a little alone.

Ehat are you going to use your nat 20 for, killer bunny @Tilgarial ?

 

The one and only thing a 20 should be used for. More chaos. Chaos for everyone!
A part of an alternate reality is ripped out of it due to a multicosmic storm, this part is then squished into ours in thr same place! Incidentally, we just so happen to be on that part, and everything is duplicated! Two ginger parties, two dragons, two hoards!
(The gingers of that reality have green hair, however)


Incidentally, I've never played d&d before or even read a rulebook, so i have no idea what I'm doing

 

!roll 1,20

 

NUF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 20

@Lurking, you rolled a 18

 

The dragons get distracted with each other, they are both ice dragons but inverted colors, and I luckily peek out of chest at the same time the guava lurking does, and with unspoken words in our innate bond between twin guava and cherry lurking's we team up and double our sneaking effiency, sharing our high rolls and adding double adding our proficency bonuses and saving throws to get epically sneaky and magic.

Coincidentally, both of our loot doubled and now Lurking has quadruple the loot.

Cherry and Guava pool our magic sneaky ninja mad skills to completely outmaneuver the quarreling ice dragons.