Insulting thoughts

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  1. Stalker-san

    Stalker-san Well-Known Member

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    What is the most imaginative insult you can come up with to a person; enemy or friend?

    I can't come up with anything but the fact I do I'll just edit it later. Totes~
    *edit*
    In our dialect there is something called ukininam/ukitnam which literally translates to "your mother's v-hole" in which can mean motherfucker. Something like this,
    Ukininam, cayatmo isubli ka uneg ni nanang mo?
    (Motherfucker, you want to go back to your mama's womb?)
    Well, this is a really bad post so... fuck me, right?
     
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  2. OverlyFriendly

    OverlyFriendly I should do something about

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    a friend.
    I'm a bit mean to them sometimes, although I don't mean to be (heh pun).

    british insults are fun though, like bugger or wanker
    or shakespearean if you really wanna show your chops!
     
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    "you look like a turd."

    damn I will be liking this thread...... this is my thing!

    "you wear your pants like my grandma..."
     
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    I called a (male) hypocrite a father fucker. Triggered him enough to punch me. It hurt, but seeing that insulted face was worth it... probably.
     
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    be damned!

    "Yours is so small that you can barely see it."

    "I will come to your house when you and your parents are sleeping, and steal all your food in the refrigerator."
     
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    ... never knew looking French was an insult ...


    Maybe the strongest possible insult would be: You are just like ME!


    ... honestly, just ignoring them should be the biggest insult.
     
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    damn, you beat me. what do you mean by "looking French was an insult"?

    probably, you will get burn.
     
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    Never thought about it before, an imaginative insult :hmm:
    How about: You mom is so fat that once when she sat down she made the earth shake so much that it affected the past and made the apple fall on Newton
     
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    your mom is so fat, that your father's penis broke.

    I dont know, probably, we will get reported.

    "You dont know, I put my pubic hair in your soap."
     
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    Insult is insulting
     
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    I think, the hardest insult would be, "You're still a virgin."
     
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    Saitama.sensei [[xiantian lifeform]]

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    You’re a skin covered sack of shit.
     
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    "You're a shit in human form"
    "You're a shit in disguised"
     
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    Refund the oxygen you wasted for XX (insert age) years, you walking ad for "use birth control before waiting for darwinism to kick in" !
     
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    Kuroguma [Cyber Lich] [Aspie] [SOX][Forgotten Perv]

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    "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
    "I would insult you, but that would be an insult to all the others who has been insulted"
     
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    well...
    bangsat; bajingan; djancuk; brengsek; cuki kau; lonte kau; ...etc
     
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    well some of the ones I use only daily basis..
    1. Flying fuckface!
    2. Dung brain
    3. X’s existence is a pure waste of precious resources

    Some of the funny ones I heard before..
    1. Eh no need for insult, your face is a statement by itself.
    2. No.. I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you/ the facts.
    3. I don't know what makes X so stupid, but it sure works too well.
     
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    "Your mom doesnt love you"

    "In your square scrotum!"
     
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  20. An Anime Addict

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    Sorry bro but the curses i would say exceed the word limit:blobcat_hyper:

    Doesn't work on minors well mostly at least:facepalm:
     
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