[Poll] Would you judge people for their lewdity?

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Who would you prefer to befriend if you could hear everyone's lewd thoughts?

  1. 100% Lewd Person - Nymphomaniac who is CONSTANTLY thinking about lewd things

    14 vote(s)
    22.6%
  2. 80% Lewd Person - Very lewd person whose thoughts are 80% lewd content

    8 vote(s)
    12.9%
  3. 50% Lewd Person - Moderately lewd person whose thoughts are 50% lewd content

    21 vote(s)
    33.9%
  4. 20% Lewd Person - Lewd person whose thoughts are 20% lewd content

    16 vote(s)
    25.8%
  5. 10% Lewd Person - Mildly lewd person whose thoughts are 10% lewd content

    14 vote(s)
    22.6%
  6. 5% Lewd Person - Somebody whose thoughts are 5% lewd content

    14 vote(s)
    22.6%
  7. 1% Lewd Person - Somebody whose thoughts are 1% lewd content

    13 vote(s)
    21.0%
  8. 0.1% Lewd Person - Conservative person whose thoughts are 0.1% lewd content

    13 vote(s)
    21.0%
  9. 0.01% Lewd Person - Pure person whose thoughts are 0.01% lewd content

    13 vote(s)
    21.0%
  10. 0% Lewd Person - Innocent person who NEVER thinks about lewd things

    11 vote(s)
    17.7%
  11. I'm unsure

    7 vote(s)
    11.3%
  12. I would avoid everyone

    7 vote(s)
    11.3%
  13. I do not wish to answer

    4 vote(s)
    6.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    Lewd poll clickbait! Do people like lewd things? If I have "lewd" in the title, I think it causes people to click. Personally, I don't think this poll is very lewd though. :blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns:

    The Magical Girl of Mischief and Nonsense was bored on a certain Thursday, so she decides to give a random pedestrian a supernatural power that they never asked for.

    She flies over to you and then waves her magical wand.

    Poof! You are granted a superpower!

    + + +

    Dun - Dun - Dun !

    Your superpower is the passive ability to hear (and see) other people's lewd thoughts.

    :blobpopcorn_two::blobpopcorn_two::blobpopcorn_two:

    If anyone in a 100 meter radius of you is thinking or imagining any kind of lewd thought, it will be projected into your brain. You will immediately know the identity of the person who is thinking the thoughts (even if you're not in the same room), and worse yet you are unable to disable this passive ability.

    Regardless if you wish to or not, you will hear and see other people's lewd imaginations.

    You cannot stop it (except by physically moving more than 100 meters away). The passive ability is also disabled when you are asleep or unconscious. Otherwise, you are completely unable to shut your mind off from anything lewd that floods in.

    + + +

    As a consequence of this ability, you end up seeing/hearing things that you definitely weren't meant to see... as well as things you never wanted to see. :notlikeblob::notlikeblob::notlikeblob:

    For example, you rapidly end up hearing the lewd thoughts of your co-workers, family, friends, acquaintances, bosses, public figures, pedophiles, etc, etc, etc... it seriously sucks!

    :blobwoah::blobwoah::blobwoah:

    You try to pretend that you never heard them, but you can't un-see the things you've seen.

    Would you judge your acquaintances based on the content of their lewd thoughts? For example, could you work with a co-worker who spends his afternoons daydreaming about furry sex? Or a boss who is sexually checking out the legs of a younger employee? Could you still be friends with someone with a strange fetish that weirds you out?

    Note: Assume that your acquaintances would normally never share these thoughts aloud or act upon them.

    Poll question: Imagine that you have moved to a new city and your family is forcing you to attend and make new friends at a social gathering. Assuming that you could hear everyone's lewd thoughts, how lewd would you ideally want your new friends to be? Who would you prefer to hang out with?

    1. Would you judge your acquaintances for their lewd thoughts? Could you still work with people who frequently think about lewd thoughts? Would you say anything to them?

    2. Is there any kind of lewd thought that would instantly make you stop being friends with someone?

    3. How would you react towards someone secretly having a lewd thought about you? What if you weren't interested in that person at all?

    4. Do people have a right of privacy to their lewd thoughts?

    5. Is there anything positive about having this superpower?
     
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  2. Melodious Nocturne

    Melodious Nocturne [Dance, water, dance!] [My name is Demyx!]

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    I already know that people think lewd thoughts about me. :blob_teary::blobflag: A lot of people write or draw them down. *innocent Demyx* *throws Scary Glomping Lady under the bus*:blobsneeze::blobnobully:
     
  3. Myriadfold

    Myriadfold 『Silkmaid』『Ishhara's Devotee』『Daoist』『WW Vet.』

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    1. no, no and no.
    2. things that cross a moral or ethical boundary, to be set as discovered.
    3. I would distance myself. I have no right to police their thoughts but when I can hear the thoughts, I would be rather uncomfortable being within earshot(thought) of them.
    4. I suppose.
    5. doubtful
     
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  4. BigBadBoi

    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    I won't judge them for their kinks, I might even befriend some with godly taste. I'll just make sure that I have my phone ready to call the police judt in case I meet someone who loves jacking off to tortured and dying orphans
     
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  5. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    What would you say to the police?

    :hmm::hmm::hmm:
     
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  6. BigBadBoi

    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    I just met this sick fuck in the train station that probably kidnapped kids based on my observation. I might not be correct but at least investigate him/her
     
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  7. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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    err... sure I'm always bored but I'm pretty sure I would never give someone a special powers...
     
  8. VesperNyan

    VesperNyan Well-Known Member

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  9. Tofu Cat

    Tofu Cat dragon

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    1. I would judge them for their lewd thoughts at first, but in the end as long as their personalities aren’t trash I’ll accept them. Well I’d just get used to it. I might tease them a little or joke with them about the lewd thought they just had, just to see their surprised expressions ;)

    2. If they have lewd thoughts about me? Or about a... child... *shivers*

    3. I! Would! Avoid! Them! At all costs! bc I feel crazy awkward/uncomfortable around people who I know are attracted to me, for whatever reason.

    4. ugh yes of course people have a right of privacy! Unfortunately for them, they have to barely it all in front of me:blobhyperthink::blobhyperthink: nobody is safe.

    5. ... I Guess you’d know if a pedo or creep was around? for example you’re drunk at the bar and a guy approaches you seemingly to just have a chAt, but you see what he actually wants to do to you (seduce uu)(or in a darker twist, rape uu). Also maybe you have a bf/gf and y’all doing the dirty, but all of a sudden you *hear* and *see* him think about fucking your hot friend. nobody is safe.
     
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  10. Amaruna Myu

    Amaruna Myu ugly squid dokja (●´∀`●)

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    as I read this to myself, I think: how do I pronounce lewd?
     
  11. Kuroguma

    Kuroguma [Cyber Lich] [Aspie] [SOX][Forgotten Perv]

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    1) a)no, unless it involves me being snuffed,. b)Don't work. c) if I did work maybe I would just tell them to focus on work instead of spacing out.

    2)Yeah, again, me being snuffed.

    3)Depends on the lewd thoughts and how none interested I am.

    4) yes

    5)Easier to fined a gf who is as lewd as I am. And find those that appear prime and proper but are secretly very lewd.
     
  12. Renaxan

    Renaxan [Ero Culture Enthusiast]

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    1. Not really, lewd thoughts is normal, unless its its extreme case like a said in answer number 2. Most of my best friend sometimes discussed their own fetish, so i didnt really care and could still work with them. Last night we even discuss about cursed 177013 :blobxd:

    2. First it would be pedophilia. When people have lewd thought toward children, its unacceptable. Second would be obsessive, yandere stuff. Its creepy to know someone who has this stuff in their mind.

    3. Nah i'll talk with them and baiting :blobowoevil_horns: make a joke about it. If i didnt interested in said person, i just gonna be wary but goes as usual with them. Find what make them interested with me and busted out that factor. Sudden change always lead something stupid after all.

    4. Yes!! No further answer required.

    5. Probably work best with police or detective, but i dont think it would required for me, or normal person with completely normal job.
     
  13. Innieminnie

    Innieminnie Secret Parrot, Hidden Dodo

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    1. Would you judge your acquaintances for their lewd thoughts? Could you still work with people who frequently think about lewd thoughts? Would you say anything to them?
    No...how could I judge them when it's the privacy of their mind...the mind should always be private. No exception. Yes, I'd pretend I never saw it, and no- that's just not right.

    2. Is there any kind of lewd thought that would instantly make you stop being friends with someone?
    No, I should never be in their mind to begin with and I have no right to judge. Unless it involves a crime, in which case I would find out if it's real before acting.

    3. How would you react towards someone secretly having a lewd thought about you? What if you weren't interested in that person at all?
    ...I'd like to say that this wouldn't influence me, but I'd probably avoid that person if they seem to have deeper feelings. If they don't and it's judt a random thought, then I'd probably ignore it. I'd still feel a little weird though.


    4. Do people have a right of privacy to their lewd thoughts?
    Yes. Doesn't matter what it is.

    5. Is there anything positive about having this superpower?
    No. This is the one thing that I've come across that might make me contemplate leaving my family to become a hermit.
     
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  14. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    I'm really fascinated that the numbers are centering around 50% lewd.

    Is this because most people see themselves as 50% lewd?

    Are 50% of people's thoughts really about lewd things? :blobdizzy::blobdizzy::blobdizzy::blobdizzy:

    I should have made a poll asking this........

    I legitimately thought the responses would be biased to less lewd.......
     
  15. asriu

    asriu fu~ fu~ fu~

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    pervert
    pervert
    pervert
    pervert
    pervert

    it bothersome power but not to point which make this cat run away
    but this power can detect pervert
     
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    Lang10 Well-Known Member

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    1. Would you judge your acquaintances for their lewd thoughts? Could you still work with people who frequently think about lewd thoughts? Would you say anything to them? No. Yes. No.

    2. Is there any kind of lewd thought that would instantly make you stop being friends with someone? Scat!

    3. How would you react towards someone secretly having a lewd thought about you? What if you weren't interested in that person at all? It depends on what the lewd thought, the same with the person.

    4. Do people have a right to privacy to their lewd thoughts? Yes.

    5. Is there anything positive about having this superpower? You will know who can be your friend, who can't, and who you should stay away from.
     
  17. ludagad

    ludagad Addicted to escapist novels

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    That has to be the worst power ever. I'd make it my mission to hunt that magical girl and kill her, so she won't be able to cause any more misery onto others. I don't judge people's fantasies and lewdness level, but I don't wanna see it.
     
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  18. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    TBH, that kind of superpower is the upgraded version of mine. Everyday, i could always hear people's negative emotion, especially their lewd thoughts. I still couldn't believe that i haven't turn retarded due to how much information and sick minds had been stuffed into my head.

    I could barely hear my own thoughts and it even destroyed my memory and processing capacity that i'm practically an idiot if not for my comprehension capacity.

    Unless you have a strong willpower or a plain idiot, that kind of power would either drive a person insane or retarded.
     
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  19. AMissingLinguist

    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    "I choose everything! You can't stop me, Magical Girl of Mischief and Nonsense!" :blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns::blobowoevil_horns:

    1. Would you judge your acquaintances for their lewd thoughts? Could you still work with people who frequently think about lewd thoughts? Would you say anything to them?
    Yep. Yep. Yep. :blobokhand::blobokhand::blobokhand:
    2. Is there any kind of lewd thought that would instantly make you stop being friends with someone?
    Yep. :blobokhand:
    3. How would you react towards someone secretly having a lewd thought about you? What if you weren't interested in that person at all?
    Yep. Yep. :blobokhand::blobokhand:
    4. Do people have a right of privacy to their lewd thoughts?
    Yep. :blobokhand:
    5. Is there anything positive about having this superpower?
    Yep. :blobokhand:
     
  20. tak

    tak ignorant but well-meant

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    Yes. Maybe. No.
    the lewsd + violence... Vore, multilation, etc
    awkward/horror, depends on the content
    yes, but I thought porn are already selling our data?
    it makes job easier for prostitute & law enforcement catching sex-related crimes
    It makes smut writer job easier too i guess
     
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