Why you're single

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Little Potato, Nov 27, 2019.

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I am single because...

  1. I choose to be~

    44.6%
  2. I'm introverted and I hate people

    48.2%
  3. My 2-D Waifu/Husbando is my laifu!

    14.5%
  4. I'm baby! (not in an appropriate age to be having a relationship. also, my mom will kill me)

    7.2%
  5. I'm too sexy for anybody

    15.7%
  6. Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten

    12.0%
  7. I have trust issues and the only one I'll trust is my cat

    24.1%
  8. I haven't found the right one (Translation: I'm picky as fuuuuuuu-)

    41.0%
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  1. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive [SpaceBar's Master]

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    ALL RIGHT PEASANTS! THE HOLIDAYS ARE UPON US AND YOU'RE STILL SINGLE!
    THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE SPENDING CHRISTMAS ALONE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!
    THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS TO EXPLAIN YOUR UNATTRACTIVENESS SO EXPLAIN Y U STILL SINGLE :blobcat_knife:
    (If you're not, kindly leave this thread, I wish you and your beloved(s) a very wonderful Christmas! :blobsanta:)

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  2. LNreader

    LNreader Courting Death

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  3. Nightow1

    Nightow1 Well-Known Member

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    I'm single because....
    if I were a twin, I'd kill myself. :whistle:
     
  4. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    i'm too handsome, and other can't match me.....:blobbunny:
     
  5. SSMachine

    SSMachine Well-Known Member

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    Still a student, and sadly I'm not the MC in a romcom or a riajuu.
     
  6. Silver Snake

    Silver Snake Magician of NUF|Show-off|Awkward|Genius

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    ! Ohana means family... That line, it still gets me, right in the heart area...
     
  7. a14635

    a14635 Well-Known Member

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    I have some serious trust issues (being "stabbed in the back" 3 times does that to a person :blobsad:), so, nowadays i choose to be single on my own.
    Of course, if the right person ("right", not "perfect") appears around the corner, i will at least give it another shot.

    Oh, and Merry Christmas to you too.
     
  8. KizunaAi

    KizunaAi Cookie Lover ~ I love fuwa fuwa dolls ~

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    HUBBY IS MY LIFE ~!!!!!!!!!!!! blobmelt_thumbsblobmelt_thumbsblobmelt_thumbsblobmelt_thumbsblobmelt_thumbsblobmelt_thumbsblobmelt_thumbs
    WHO DARES TO TAKE MY HUBBY , come here ~~ :blobspearpeek::blobspearpeek::blobspearpeek::blobspearpeek::blobspearpeek::blobspearpeek::blobspearpeek::blobspearpeek::blobspearpeek:
    I won't hurt you ~~ :blob_thor::blob_thor::blob_thor::blob_thor::blob_thor::blob_thor::blob_thor:
     
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  9. SakuraKoi

    SakuraKoi Active Member

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    I have trust issues and I don't even trust myself~
     
  10. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] Your potato shall suffice, as I penetrate it with my holy spear of destiny. Why, as it kneels in disgrace and extol up it's ugly hairy roots before the almighty me? It's the wonderful season of merry fucking, thus, on the night of a crying star, be penetrated so thoroughly, as it's only closure to eternal repose, be destined to feel the aromatic, overwhelming amount, and overpowering force of my golden spurt.
    [​IMG] Be blessed as it prays for the early dawn, anointed by myself alone in this holy night of pure despair. It shall feel the tip of my burdens overshadowing it's own vessel, and endure the gush my endeavor's worth of sacrificed souls. Fret not, as it offer itself unto me, as I alone, no other soul or flesh are capable of reaching the deepest unknown inside it. [​IMG] Brighten and explode in jubilant fear and sorrow, for it shall mourn it's evening's rapture and embrace a completely new world. Shining infinitely from over it's expanding dark rear, I shall separate it from the multitudes of the insufferable mundane. [​IMG] Rejoice, for your potato, meinshaft shall stir it's insides to mush and fry it holier than any grounded paste on this little, little world. [​IMG] Come! Ravage and rise, my destiny, and pierce it's tomorrow!
     
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  11. Alski

    Alski <Insert other title here> Level 25

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    Can't buy a real girl with nuffies yet.
     
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  12. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Meat Pie Lover

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    Dating someone requires time, effort, and money, and I don't feel like spending any of those on someone else. :blobwoah:
     
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  13. Little Potato

    Little Potato Sexiest Potato Alive [SpaceBar's Master]

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    Man there's some fucking weird people shit on the internet right here. Y'know it'd be easier to type you're a weeb instead of those subtly sexual connotations of wanting to fuck a potato. (Though I do see the sex appeal I ooze having such an amazing effect on people blobmelt_thumbs)
     
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  14. TheLadyWhoLikesBoyLove

    TheLadyWhoLikesBoyLove Well-Known Member

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    2nd bf was obsessed and became violent.(tried raping me and physically abused me)
    3rd bf molested me while sleeping.

    It's a fucked up life. But im not mad at life, worse stuff happened to others I'm just glad that I'm still alive and I feel so much happier being single without worrying about stuff that happened in my past relationships.
     
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  15. SafadON

    SafadON Well-Known Member

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    I ask myself this sometimes,my conclusion is a lack of initiative,lack of oportunities or just lack of luck,maybe is my destiny.
     
  16. natenatenateee

    natenatenateee New Member

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    I just too ugly to be loved lol
     
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  17. Capsize

    Capsize Would you like to be isekai’d? ψ(`∇´)ψ

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    Me=(self-proclaimed)narcissist+couch potato. Prefers stable job than relationships. No love lasts when you have no job.
    Will probably adopt kids if having a partner isn’t suitable for me.:aww::blobnobully:
     
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  18. Nessle

    Nessle Member

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    Mostly because personality as i am not a talkative person,but i treat anyone kindly and i do not get mad easily,so as girls tend to generaly belive im shy and ball less so to say,i am not generaly treated as love interst. tho i am very close with women strangely(bro zoned)
     
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  19. NamGi

    NamGi Well-Known Member

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    I'm doggo therefore I'm too sexy for anybody
     
  20. DragonMage18

    DragonMage18 Outcast

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    Who needs a partner when you got your trust wothy right/left hand :blobtriumph: