Corrupt a Wish

... granted but it's used reasonably

I wish for more wishes

 

Granted, you get a genie in a lamp. But he's hibernating. For an infinite amount of time.
And nothing you can do can wake him up.

I wish for a cardboard box

 

granted but it's full of cat scratches

I wish for a legendary adventure

 

Granted without corruption because I'm feeling better.

I wish for nuffies

 

granted but the tax took all of it

I wish to be better at math

 

Granted. You can now understand the brain functions of Euler.
Downside is, the answer to 1+1 in your head equals to 18348204

I wish for unlimited supply of tissues

 

granted, but they're all used tissues, thanks ~

I wish for a spaceship

 

Granted, but it came in separate parts and you have to assemble it yourself. All 12,394,826,102 pieces not including wiring and plumbing.

I wish for more sleep

 

granted, you get encased in ice, giving you practically eternal sleep

I wish to understand animal speak

 

Yeah I think there was a fable or fairytale of some sort like this. Eat some magical snake meat or something. Granted, you now have one magical snake meat [raw] in your inventory. Now to try cooking it with your rice cooker.

I wish to like bread

 

granted, but you only like moldy bread, so much that you're practically addicted to it.

I wish for eternal youth

 

And the toilet cuz I keep getting diarrhea from my addiction? lol
Granted. Hello, Lost Boy, to a place without the great Internet

I wish for the milk tea you're buying one of these days @Svalinn

 

granted but it got lost on transport and the delivery guy couldn't be bothered

I wish for a hammock

 

Granted, but it it's magical and has a conscience of its own, and it doesn't like being a hammock.

I wish for crappy, low-grade movies to disappear off the face of earth

 

granted but every movie left are just unimaginative documentaries with nothing new to them and are narrated like a text to speech program

I wish for mythical creatures to be real

 

Granted, they exist as holographic projections on Jupiter.

I wish for a cheese grater

 

granted, but you notice some red liquid dropping by the holes

I wish for better CG

 

Granted, CG research has already improved by 1%.

I wish for a new phone. To magically appear in front of me.

 

granted, a phone magically travels at mach 10 from the front of you, good luck dodging

I wish for a do over

 

Granted, you have died and been reborn in a new world, in other words you have been isekai-ed. It looks like a fantasy setting with no magic, and your new body looks like this


I wish for superhuman speed