Discussion The mech touch is retarded cancer

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  1. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    WARNING: RANT INCOMING

    It was pretty damn good for the first 415 chapters, mc making mechs, expanding his business etc; but then this fucking shit war arc comes along and it goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on for over 700 FUCKING CHAPTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!! UGH!!!

    Worst of all, he barely does any mech designing at all!!!! for all that time!! IT'S INSANITY!!!

    He goes on these bullshit "Adventures" and the dumbass ball bag of an author has to constantly defend his stupid toilet stain forced plot reasons as to why the mc ain't making anymore mechs and that doing dangerous shit makes him grow! yeah.. grow more retarded.

    He isn't some ass xianxia protagonist that has to go through countless tribulations, dangers, treasure hunts to get stronger, etc.. HE'S A FUCKING MECH DESIGNER!!!!!!!

    THIS NOVEL IS ABOUT MECH "FUCKING" DESIGN!

    I DON'T SEE NO MECH DESIGN!?

    ALL I SEE IS LIES FOR 700 CHAPTERS!

    I hope this novel goes and dies in a fire where afterwards, it'll get sent to novel hell where it will suffer cruel and unusual punishment for ALL ETERNITY!

    Readers beware, novel is good for 400 chapters, afterwards you should drop it on the stone cold concrete floor like the ugly ass deformed baby it is! And then kick that fucking baby into a dumpster where it can decompose from all the cockroaches that'll feast on it's stinky corpse!
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  2. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    So it goes from being The Mech Touch to A Touch of Mech? :blobpeek:
     
  3. bear

    bear Well-Known Member

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    What novel is this. It sounds interesting


    Edit: Nevermind. I found out.
     
  4. perspherspley

    perspherspley IZ*ONE

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    Should have changed the summary to the novel on the front page, I guess.
     
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    Well played, well played.
     
  6. LNreader

    LNreader Courting Death

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    Can you point on the doll where the mech touched you.
     
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  7. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    There was no mech at all retard, that's the problem.

    THERE WAS NO MECH TOUCHING FOR 700 CHAPTERS
     
  8. venu101

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    Which one is it?
     
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    venu101 Well-Known Member

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    So you want him to touch talalala?
     
  10. apricotsoda

    apricotsoda Shy Shy Shy

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    The author contracted the same disease the CN webnovel authors have.
     
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    I hate retarded cancer, thanks for the heads up.

    Maybe leave this as a review =D
     
  12. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    What else is he gonna touch? The MC of the novel is the literal definition of an asexual. Girls? what is that?

    That is the mc in a nutshell
     
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    "I'm sorry sir but if he touched you inappropriately, we could have charged him. It's a bit hard to charge someone with a crime for not touching you..."
     
  14. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    Nice, joking about sexual assault. Why don't you try snuff next? You may just level up your skills
     
  15. UnknownSaint171

    UnknownSaint171 To Something Sounds Cooler

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    Though I understand your feelings but the novel is highly praised though.
     
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    UnknownSaint171 To Something Sounds Cooler

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    Webnovel Reviews suck and no one reads them
     
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  17. Sabruness

    Sabruness Cultured Yuri Connoisseur

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    if you're gonna post a rant thread like this, at least link the novel because i have no idea what novel you are talking about
     
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    Dizzcity Watching generations of fans rise and fall away

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    It's back to full-on mech design now though. Besides, what do you think mechs are? They are weapons of war. A mech designer who has never experienced war is like a carpenter who's never lived in a house. And it's not like he doesn't get involved with mech design in the military. He does. It's just without the aid of the system, and he has to do it in field conditions, and not for commercial purposes. If your interest is really in the craft of mech design, rather than the "I've got a system that allows me to be OP in <whatever field> and show my results measurably", then I don't understand why you have a problem with it.

    This is not a story about a mech design system. This is a story about a mech designer, a character-driven story. Ves, as a character, is more than just the mech system he uses to design mechs. And the war arc shows that, because it separates him from the system. He grows in other ways, besides just trying to game the system. He has to try and refine established mech designs in the middle of a campaign, has to field-strip and repair mechs on the battlefield, has to learn how to manage mech technicians and mentor junior designers, has to analyse flaws of enemy mechs in battle, and has to develop insights into his design philosophy (spirituality) through mad scientist field experiments that will eventually bear fruit in later mech designs. And he also becomes increasingly cruel and war-hardened, which is interesting as a character. Not a hero. A magnificent bastard who poses as a hero.
     
  19. bear

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    "The Mech touch" on webnovel
     
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  20. JinVodka

    JinVodka 「Back to Work Back to Suffering _(-ω-`_)⌒)_」

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    For some reason I enjoy rant sorry...
    I can understand how you feel though. Hail the King wad a good diablo isekai story which was fun that I couldn't believe it's chinese. Then it starts adding stupid chinese tropes and turning to reduduntant xianxia story.

    I don't understand how chinese authors mind work. They write good stories without any relation with xianxia. Then starts adding it out of nowhere. Rush ending is much better than prolong stories getting away from original setup.
     
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