If your a Guy, Do you urinate, while standing, or sitting on the toilet seat?

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What do position do you prefer while urinating?

  1. Standing

    74.3%
  2. Sitting

    25.7%
  1. Aternus

    Aternus Well-Known Member

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    I dunno its a mood thing. Right after walking up I always sit. any time after night till bed time I stand. Middle of night I stand. But it depends on mood though. Sometimes I might sit during the day, take out my phone, and just read/browse for 20 minutes even though I only meant to pee.

    also if I come home drunk no way am I cleaning up piss so I'll sit.
     
  2. Gyvern-Games

    Gyvern-Games Well-Known Member

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    Just curious
     
  3. unknown14

    unknown14 Well-Known Member

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    Well to tell you the truth when i shit i jiz so alternate
     
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    mele21 Well-Known Member

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    usually stand... but on mornings after i usually sit because the stream comes out at weird angles.
     
  5. Handa-kun

    Handa-kun Partial Nudity and Suggestive Themes

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    Standing like Alpha Male.
     
  6. Chiiiiiiiii

    Chiiiiiiiii >Daoist Thirteen Bears< >Hero Astral Saber<

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    It's really gross when sharing a bathroom with men, and the most annoying and gross is when they miss the target, and even worse is that they don't clean that damnable toilet!
     
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  7. Estarossa

    Estarossa 《Master of Dessert》°Resurrected Ghoul°

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    If I take a duece, theres no point standing up to pee now is there?
    Also, its hard with morning wood so heres a guide
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. LaDyViL

    LaDyViL New Member Staff Member

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    This post is beautiful TvT

    Now...won't @Tony grace us with his choice?
     
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    jodezaca Well-Known Member

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    I'm actually surprised some sit while just peeing. I always stand. Maybe I'll try sitting if I have morning wood; it gets really hard (pun intended) to pee especially when the toilet is low.
     
  10. delorz

    delorz Well-Known Member

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    Dude, that's for taking number 2.
    But i do agree with the picture, back in my home country, we had those squatty hole where you sh**.
    But here in 'Merica we dont have it :(
     
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  11. cheval

    cheval Well-Known Member

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    Squatting...only standing when in urinal
     
  12. Sherrynity

    Sherrynity I see no God up there… other than the chaotic void

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    why not squatting on the sitting toilet? Even if you slipped, the worst injury you could have are torn ass.

    …………wait, that's bad.
     
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  13. SomeoneSpecial

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    Depends in public I stand ofc while in private my apartment i tend to sit and do ally bussiness as i may say at the same time.
     
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    I'm pretty lazy so I mostly sit.
     
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  15. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow > dev/null

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    Be a bro and follow the rules. Don't use the urinal that's right next to another guy, unless it's sparsely located and have a high walls. 3 urinals and only the middle one is empty? Go play in the wastafel until one of them done. (y)
     
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    squat toilet [not sitting one]
     
  17. Nyamsus

    Nyamsus Life is full of shit and we live in it

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    ru5ty Citizen of MILF Kingdom

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    Standing. In public i use toilet not urinals . I don't like to show off my dick to other person in urinals
     
  19. Sherrynity

    Sherrynity I see no God up there… other than the chaotic void

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    I don't give a damn about such rule tbh. So what if only the middle one is empty? I'll gladly use it. It's not like they'll take a glance at my willy dilly and shout "IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEEEL---" then have a fencing battle, right?
     
  20. stellarsohye

    stellarsohye ☆Drunk Oneesan☆ 『Civil Servant』

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    I don't get the logic. Even females only pick flowers like under a minute then what's the use of doing other business(?) :O Do you use the toilet for like half an hour or something? :O