So, Van is a necromancer, martial artist, craftsman, cook, emperor, king, bureaucrat, architect, housekeeper, babysitter, surgeon, skewer seller and potential gigolo, anything else?
Uh, yeah, actually. You missed quite a bit. He's also a mechanical engineer, a biochemist, a geneticist, a materials scientist, a philosopher, a televangelist, a landscaper, an agricultural engineer, a professional actor, a serial killer, and a God. I think he's also a professional trainer, both at the gym and for animals. Which one do you want to discuss first?
He also paints "art" that speaks to the soul, is a very successful event organizer, an accomplished debater, a life-sized plushie, and a mascot
that is only valid in the category of horror movies. don't forget about your time as a Capricorn and possibly being the world record winner for longest holding your breath without being a race of aquatic life. Nor should we forget man eater, body usurper, mutant centipede organ trap, dummy, franchise mascot, live dead, ghost, slave and future necrophiliac.of course we must add being a moncom and founder of the discipline of bodybuilding.
I think we can all agree Van is multi-talented and it would take a long time to think of all his talents without missing any. So go Van. And I'm in desperate need of Vandium. Like everyone else I'm sure.
For giving me false hope, I'm going to flay you guys alive, extract your soul and enchant a roll of toilet paper with it.
Spoiler I read some comment that this story was all according to futur Vandalieu's plan??where he goes back to the past change everything from a normal household to a depressing orphan(im telling that van change his past) so that he could change himself becouse he had an enemy he cant defeat so the solution he come up with was changing his past, i dont know the exact details, just read some randome guy comment in fandom,
Can’t claim to have thought up this one, but “Is anyone else bothered that next year is named 2020 won?”