The tuna is the greatest fish in the water (and also land, but there aren’t many fish on land so it’s not as impressive) So why is there not a great sect named after tuna yet? Well, the answer has become obvious to me. It’s because no one is worthy of creating a sect representing tuna! But fret not, my children, for I, Napelynn, am worthy, and I will bring you a sect for the tuna. But why should you all join this sect instead of joining someone else that seems more promising? Well some of the imaginary benefits include: - Having all the tuna you eat taste 20x better - Being able to easily catch tuna every time you go fishing - Being able to speak to tuna. You’ll look really dumb while doing it but you can - You can brag about being part of the great tuna sect! Now, I called those benefits imaginary, but maybe they are real. (Except the last one. This sect is too stupid) Who knows? Not me. I’m not a tunaologist. But now you may be wondering, “If this guy isn’t even a tunaologist, then how is he worthy of starting a sect for our lord and savior the tuna?!” Well, it’s simple. 1) What are you going to do about it? Go make a salmon sect if you hate me being the founder so much. 2) I was dared to make this sect, that gives me instant qualifications. 3) I have a tuna in my avi There can be no doubt now that I am the chosen one. Not after those three amazing reasons! If you wish to join, please contact me. Rules for members: - Add this stunning picture of a tuna drawn by yours truly into your signature Spoiler: Warning: Beautiful Tuna - Don’t break the rules - These rules can be changed any time. Join the salmon sect if you don’t like that Current members @CadmarLegend : My right fin @Agentt : You can tuna piano but you can’t tuna fish @Little Evil : You dared me to make this, you better join @Ricelord : Tired and kidnapped @Clumsy Soul : Dared to join @Bobasis : Are they really a member? Enemies @Ricelord : Wants to burn our sect because salmon is better. Is also part of the sect now kind of.
If you set the tuna on fire, it’ll cook, then I’ll just eat it. The sect will never fall to the likes of you.
True, Sect Leader! I'm thinking of starting my own sect, as well... would you like to be an equivalent of a right fin there as well? We could both mutually help each other, whether it be using materials or by pooling together our funds!