*poof* You're my child. I don't care if you're 25 years old with a car and mortgage, or if you already have a parental figure, you're mine now. And you shall address me as Mother and @Ollielolli as Father.
Easy. I'm a master of folding dishes. Washing the clothes is a bit harder. But if I get some money out of it, it's nothing I can't do.
Mom, the truth is that I'm adopted. I was waiting for a when you were older to say it but sadly......
:0 IHAVE BEEN ACKNOWLEDGE DO NOT FRET PARENTAL UNIT FOR, I, WILL CHUCK THEM AT OTHER PPLS THROATS >: D *HAHAHA*