You’ve entered the last book you’ve read how fucked are you?

Just have to hug the golden thigh and I'll be carried to the heaven.

 

Not really you just have to live in Cales territory it’s well protected you’re good and you can even steal ancient powers before Cale

 

Shit, the protagonist is going to eat my soul then.

 

I guess. I just hope I won't be transported during their battle(s). Anyway, I won't collect any ancient powers or whatever. I'd live the slacker life.

 

Then one day Cale will come across you accidentally making a reference from our world and investigate you and find out you are living a slacker life and that you also entered that world from earth and be super jealous of you

 

After that, he'll get more angry at his enemies for hindering him from having a slacker life that I'm living. Because of his anger, he'll defeat them real quick. Letting out all his frustrations.

 

If you don’t steal on Hong and Raon somehow then you’re an idiot you need those little cuties to be yours

 

Of course! I can't live a luxurious slacker life without cats.

 

Maybe sell some information to Ron to help you save raon first then locks tribe telling him the people that killed his wife are planning on killing the wolf tribe and when Ron kills them all and the tribe ask to give you a gift as a thanks you take a cute wolf boy or two as “guards” to protect you in the future and maybe help you warm your bed....

 

I’m stuck in the zombie apocalypse then…

I literally had nightmares as a child just from listening to zombie sounds from the TV a room away. I’m too wimpy for this

 

Same I’d be in a zombie apocalypse but it has cultivators in it and random people god super powers so I might be okay

 

Parahumans #1 fanfic:

Nazi wannabes would probably fuck me up for not being white.

An Asian gang with ninjas and dragons would probably come knocking on my door to recruit me or for 'protection money'.

I can't go to the government for help cuz a villain with delusions of grandeur in the upper echelons would disappear me in the blink of an eye.

Teenagers and young adults with superpowers cause millions in property damage every few hours.

Godzilla bullshit-level monsters will attempt to exterminate everyone every few months.

The Illuminati literally exist, and my only hope to survive this world comes in the form of a bullied teenage girl with trust issues and maybe the SI of the damn author.

From one to ten, I would rate this a 9. Someone better delete my browser history when I am found dead of 'suicide' with two gunshot wounds to the back of my head.

 

I was reading my genealogy records. Depending on which part I got transported into it'll be business as usual with or without technology.

 

Idk. In jon duckett js bk. Probably would pay attention to its material for beginners for once.

 

Wife Can't Escape

I'll choose to live in the countryside then.

 

Id be dead the second they isekai me

 

It was a fluffy touhou doujinshi, so uhn... Pretty safe tbh~

If I was in Gensokyo, I'd be protected by the rules set by Reimu, so I wouldn't really be endangered by youkai.

If I was outside Gensokyo, then I'd just be in the normal modern world with hardly anything different than Earth... Seems pretty fine to me~

 

Yo link that shit
Sounds crazy fun

 

I'll be in a zombie apocalypse too. Let's meet up at the nearest 7/11 and idk, avoid the MC forever.

 

Sounds like a good idea. Do you think the slushy machines will still be running?