Have you ever wanted to be a slave owner, but simply lack the money to buy slaves from the market which cost a booming hundreds or even thousands of nuffies! Here's at Agentt's Happiness Association, we devided @Agentt 's body into many, many small squares, each of 1cm by 1 cm size, which is like a third of inch by a third of inch; which are for sale, each for a very cheap price of 50 nu, What are the benefits? 1. You get a certificate of ownership. 2. You get to call yourself a slave owner, immense help on Tinder and Grindr 3. It's a great Valentine's and birthday gift, buy a square for your closest friends. It's fun, and feels personal. You can hang it on the wall, or post it on the media and it will serve as a great ice breaker. 5. Self Sustaining. Here at Agentt's Happiness Association, we shall take care of your square for you, ensuring it gets the love and caring it deserves. You can also send it extra money, and even command us to pet him, play with him, tickle him, rub his belly. You can even request a picture of the square you own. The only downside being that all the squares are male. Buy your own square today, or gilft them to your loved one to show that you care.
*pat pat* Hope your buisness blooms over the domineering presence of the scammer Pokémon. Best wishes!
Ahh~~♡ >.< It's not that! I just saw an advertisement for a company which sells 1 feet by 1 feet land so that you can call yourself a landowner, and recieve a certificate for the same,
So? Your Point? What does a cute kitty trying to kill her owner has to do with you not feeding your pet? Cute is Justice!