Misc No Phoneyness Allowed! (The NPA Corp.)

Discussion in 'Community Games' started by no preservatives allowed, Jan 13, 2023.

  1. no preservatives allowed

    no preservatives allowed Well-Known Baker【nuffies please appear】

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    I was scrolling through my alerts a few minutes ago when, suddenly, I noticed a particular thread. After reading every post, word by word, I couldn't help but notice the hypocrisy of it all. Is this how low we have fallen? To be so shameless we participate in the practices we've denounced in our own thread? I will admit that our police force has been inactive as of late but considering @911 is the only active police officer, I certainly can't hold it against him. That is why, I am creating this actually legit and legal corporation. Don't fall to the frivolous lies of @ikhors and those she's scammed! Listed at the very bottom of this post will be screenshots depicting @ikhors, the face and founder of this so-called "Unified Nuffians", committing crimes. These range from "pranks" to felonies, robberies, illegal money laundering, kidnapping, etc.

    About NPA Corp. :
    We like to think we've created a safe space for everyone to denounce criminals without fear of said criminals exacting revenge upon them.

    Prior to joining this company, we will be scanning your time here to determine whether or not you are suited for joining our main group. Unlike other companies that directly blacklist when a user is found guilty (or in that company's case, just when you get reported even without basis), NPA Corp. offers a variety of rehabilitation programs. We hope everyone can confess and repent. All users are dear to us, this is why we think everyone is worthy of multiple chances.

    By signing up, you are guaranteed @The Flying Cult's protection as well as the privilege to be an honorary member. Rest assured, misdemeanors are appropriately dealt with.

    NPA Mission:
    We strive to uphold righteousness and integrity within our company. One day, hopefully, the entirety of NUF.

    NPA Vision:
    To build a community free of hypocrisy.

    Perks:
    ʚ Cookies and other such pastries, sponsored by @Clubhouse, @Flying Cookie and @Flying Oven
    ʚ A member-exclusive salon, sponsored by @Flying Wiggo
    ʚ A Flying Library, with @Flying Book as our beloved librarian
    ʚ Financial assistance, courtesy of @Mr.Bush and @Flying Money
    ʚ Free healthcare, from @Flying Ambulance, @Ambulance and @Flying Syringe
    ʚ 24/7 buffet, courtesy of @Flying Kitchen, @Flying Preservatives, @Flying Burrito, @Flying Hamburger, @Flying Fries, @Flying Soda, and @Flying Jello
    And many more!

    Confess and Repent:
    The Rising of a Dictator, 2023

    Disapproval of democracy.
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    Decision-making based on a one-sided perspective.
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    Supreme power is held by one person, as is usual in a dictatorship.
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    Inconsistency. Above, she criticizes the "abused becoming the abuser" yet uses the following statement to promote her organization:
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    Relationship circle is made up of questionable personalities. One such example is:
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    Corrupt.
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    Last but not least, active participation in illegal practices such as robbery, accepting bribes, hosting illegal auctions (lack of authentic certificate as well as approval to carry out the operations), trafficking, child neglect, being a loan shark (illegal), being a slaver.


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  2. scumtrash

    scumtrash mentally ill. take me with a grain of salt

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    Why do i keep getting tagged. Curse that dang list
     
  3. no preservatives allowed

    no preservatives allowed Well-Known Baker【nuffies please appear】

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    Aw..pitiful you. Although, your username was very noticeable whilst I was copy-pasting. Is it related to svsss?
     
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  4. ChiliJam

    ChiliJam Sunflower Goddess' Devotee

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    Oh, long time no see, scrum
     
  5. ikhors

    ikhors [ Servant Of Evil ]

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    psh this was all last year , new year new me!
     
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    no preservatives allowed Well-Known Baker【nuffies please appear】

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    p.s. As this is a democracy, first two recruits get to be founders (woo hoo)
     
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    no preservatives allowed Well-Known Baker【nuffies please appear】

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    I thought so too, alas, though snakes shed they never stop being snakes.
     
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    ChiliJam Sunflower Goddess' Devotee

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    !join :meowsip:
     
  9. ConnectFire611

    ConnectFire611 [NUF Wizard] - (ᗒᗜᗕ) - (⌐▨-▨) - [Uncle of Three]

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    More useless vanity.
    (ᗒᗜᗕ)

     
  10. sleepandeatallday

    sleepandeatallday [Goddess of Chaos] [An unprofessional therapist]

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    I wanna join! (^≗ω≗^)
     
  11. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    I am not questionable, I am downright honest with my relationships
     
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  12. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    HONEY!
     
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    no preservatives allowed Well-Known Baker【nuffies please appear】

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    And here we have my fellow founders, @ChiliJam and @sleepandeatallday ! Might make us 5 if I'm feeling generous, not sure.
     
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    no preservatives allowed Well-Known Baker【nuffies please appear】

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    Disgusting.
    GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER??
     
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    sleepandeatallday [Goddess of Chaos] [An unprofessional therapist]

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    ....?
    Yay! \(^^)/
     
  16. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    don't join a cult!!
     
  17. Agentt

    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    I WILL TOUCH YOUR DAUGHTER!
     
  18. sleepandeatallday

    sleepandeatallday [Goddess of Chaos] [An unprofessional therapist]

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    This ain't a cult!
    Are you really saying that in legal police recruitment thread!!?
     
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    no preservatives allowed Well-Known Baker【nuffies please appear】

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    This is a corporation..
    Pervert. What could possibly justify this perverse statement?? Begone.
     
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    no preservatives allowed Well-Known Baker【nuffies please appear】

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    I've taught you well *sheds tears of joy*
     
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