Welcome to the NUF Bank of Kittens! An affiliate of the NUF Casino and Cat Corps Are you tired of seeing your hard-earned nuffies vanish from @Tony's oppressive taxes?? The NUF Casino is now proud to announce a currency that can be used for tax evasion and gambling purposes with no tax! The exchange rate is approximately 10 nuffies = 1 kitten! Why kittens? Well, we are a subsidiary company of the Cat Corps (courtesy of @Arcturus). So naturally we must trade in something shifty and appropriate and cute. Detailed Exchange Rates Buying Kittens from the Casino Pay $30 = Receive 3 kittens Pay $50 = 5 kittens Pay $89 = Receive 9 kittens A minimum of 3 and a maximum of 9 kittens can be purchased in a single transaction! Pay to the order of @villain Trading Kittens between other players or playing at the Casino There is no tax at all! If you frequently gamble or trade using kittens, you can avoid losing money from @Tony's tax! The casino keeps a ledger of how many kittens each player owns, so all you must do is contact @villain to update your accounts! From now on, all winnings at the casino will be distributed as kittens (the official currency)! Selling Kittens to the Casino Sell 1 kitten = $10 value = Receive $9 ($1 tax from Tony) Sell 5 kittens = $50 value = Receive $49 ($1 tax from Tony) Sell 10 kittens = $100 value = Receive $98 ($2 tax from Tony) Sell 50 kittens = $500 value = Tony has a ridiculous tax at this point, so it's better to sell smaller amounts or trade in kittens :C
Alright! In this case, after you sign the contract, we can prepare to auction you off to someone for profit! Sound good? XD
XD I'm tempted to join in just cuz this involves cats...... but then i'd be unwilling to sell my kittens... =\
So how much kittens do i have to trade in for a tiger? And also how much kittens do we need to trade in for a nekomimi? there's already a potential buyer here..