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If you prerecord you reading different books and play them to him later and mix it up he will never know

I’ve heard that that isn’t as good for them as reading live…

@By.Eve Yes? What about it?

@GonZ555 That would be unusual. Almost everyone always thinks I’m younger. I remember in my late 20’s, I got the occasional person surprised I wasn’t twelve, usually they thought I was a teen. It’s been a while since someone said something about my age, so I don’t know if people still think that way and just don’t say it, or if I’m old enough now that they finally figured it out. *blob thinking* ╮(￣▽￣"")╭

I think I got a job once in my late 20’s because the owner thought I was a teen. Despite my resume saying that I had graduated college…

https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/yeet-meaning-and-history#:~:text=What%20to%20Know,worried%20that%20it%20might%20break.)

It wasn’t so much that I was double checking on making sure I was using it correctly, but more so if the older people in the chat asked me what it meant, I wanted to make sure I could give the most accurate definition. But that’s too long to write in the first profile post’s character limit.

He’s been walking for about two and a half month now! He’s recently taken up running. o(^▽^)o

*sips water from her water bottle as HG drinks from his straw cup* HG, good job drinking your water! It’s important to stay hydrated! (This actually happened five minutes ago.)

Nice

But I want to be there to support ex-step Hamster Mama and also because she was my grandmother (even if not by blood) and it hurt that I couldn’t go last time.

I couldn’t go because HG needed me, not because I was being excluded.

I think as tough as it might be since deep down you do wish to go maybe you should take HG, it'll be a change of pace for better or for worse, but then again, I am not mother to understand it. *pat pat*

Ah~ sounds nice! I'll opt for coffee, heh

HG says, “No, Mommy, you’re not allowed to drink hot leaf water. You have to play with me.”

OMG cuteness aggression of mine would be the end of HG's peace~

fufufu~
getting the slide to work was the tricky part

XD

HG claps his paws while sliding down. (He clapped his paws for the first time today. He’s hasn’t gone down a slide yet.)

He used to treat them as if they were the devil, he hated them soooo much, but he willingly ate some scrambled eggs yesterday and today. I feel so proud of him.

Good job! I also want someee

@police doggo we need you

Well, because that's just a dream

*On tonight’s news: Dead hamster is found under suspicious circumstances. Police baffled.* :P

I look at pictures of HG and start wanting to cry for the poor little fictional baby who was left with only his alien Teddy as he was snatched from his mother’s loving arms.

Disney?? What's the name? Such crime, what the heck?

Bad Batch. It’s a pretty good show, even though I haven’t watched much of Clone Wars, where the characters first appear.

*looks at Gonz* *considers* *flexes paws*

*hardhat noise*

fufufu~

Must be a sign that these came out so close together when I’ve never seen either of appear in a comic before. (Except for my name once, in a very, very long running comic as the most sidest of side characters.)

What's a RoFan?

Romantic fantasy

I feel as though I’ve had a moment like that before. I think I was somehow able desperately to spin it in my favor. Guess I’m lucky Hamster Mama’s no longer alive and Hamster Papa doesn’t care about that sort of thing. ╮(￣▽￣"")╭

Besides, there would be a 50/50 chance Hamster Mama would just consider NU as trash and dismiss it. I’m fairly certain, Luddite as she was, that she’d never be able to figure out how to navigate the forum, or even learn of its existence.

I think I remember making a chart for her that the triangle means “play,” the lines mean “pause,” the square means “stop,” etc., and she still needed to spend hours on the phone with me because she couldn’t figure it out.

Highly unlikely, since we never used those words in front of him. But it would be really cute if they were.

I know it's unlikely, but think about, you'd have lost to the godbun...

He already says, “mama,” although it’s true it’s not clear he means me…

Wow, doesn't that lead to 'fights'..if I may? I understand the whole compromise thing that couples do but I would not be able to tolerate that.

The thing is, I’m so tired when he wakes me up, that I can’t even speak, much less fight, and then in the morning I feel bad and don’t want to bring it up. ╮(￣▽￣"")╭ And I’ve asked him several times to be quieter around the HG, but he just gets annoyed and thinks he’s not the problem…

Bro's definitely the problem idc I would not like that
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It could also be they measure it wrong because he didn’t like being measured. ╮(￣▽￣"")╭

My little cousin was measured wrong the first time too, babies are more cranky to get measured than an middle aged women who is asked her age ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

Or do I was told by my aunt, I don't know what was being measured hehe

congratz! I hope you enjoyed

*play hide and seek with HG*
*hides among the presents*

The party went well, although HG unintentionally bullied another baby. Repeatedly. It was kinda hilarious, since he was trying to be friendly in his own way. You see, he’s constantly climbing over me and Mr. Hamster. So he kept trying to climb the other baby, who didn’t like that. *crying while laughing*


Also, HG likes pizza. Also, also, he might like pizza more than cake? But he does like cake?

HHGD!

You come to me on the day of my little hamster’s birthday, no tribute in hand, and ask for gold?!

.... Hamster General was born on Saint Patrick's Day?! I should be asking him for the gold......

Happy birthday to him and Happy Saint Patrick!