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@Ambulance

Aww thank you officer!~

I think that’s a case for @911 unless someone got injured

Dude. 911 is the emergency number for the US. I'll be needing some local help, not some kind of swat strikeforce that has to fly over here.

But wouldn’t you feel oh so special? Think about it! A swat team from a foreign country coming to deal with your drunk driving and sprained ankle

Thank you officer! Looking forward to work with you

@Welcome to NUF !!! have fun here!! links that're helpful are in the tagged in the profile

this is so sus,, how was the first thing you found that spam message thread

I was summoned to life by that thread

cat medic!

Where's the cat doctor?

What you need me for nya~?