Shamrock shake? More like shamshit shake XD
You guys rocking with watermelon milk!?
Wasabi Doritos are disgusting
Mashed potatoes with baked potatoes
I've been eating mashed potatoes for a week now
RLS is painful :'(
Lmao, Trump and Biden really did pop off on each other
How a baby just gonna be born seconds ago and your already comparing features. Like, gh, its literally just a flesh dumpling
I unno, coke and Pepsi taste the same
Hate it when I accidentally peel off my skin
I thought cranberry sauce was made of grapes-
I always expect honeysuckles to taste like hunny
According to my kin, VapoRub can fix everything
"Say fellas, did somebody mention the door to darkness?" I think about that a lot
Bacon and pancakes are a match made in heaven-
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