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    1. akki
    2. Lovely
      Lovely
      banana thief! Q.O
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      2. akki
        akki
        Lies! I haven’t stolen any bananas.....yet~ Muwahahaha!
        Jan 22, 2020 at 7:08 PM
    3. akki
      akki
      When you see a really nice T-shirt but the only sizes they have are S and 2XL. Wtf is going on here?
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      3. Kookies
        Kookies
        Don't buy it
        Its not your size
        Jan 21, 2020 at 2:08 PM
      4. Loni4ever
        Loni4ever
        I like XL stuff (´▽`) it's comfortable af~
        Jan 21, 2020 at 3:27 PM
        Momoyuki and Arie Sun like this.
      5. akki
        akki
        @Momoyuki normally I would agree with this. In this case I’m not so sure as the other T-shirts I’ve seen in this place has the same sizes. It looks like they only ordered them 2 sizes only. Maybe the other sizes still haven’t come yet.

        @Loni4ever I was looking for XL for that comfort. I could have settled with L but 2XL would’ve looked weird~
        Jan 22, 2020 at 9:19 AM
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    4. akki
    5. akki
      akki
      Damn the bathroom floor is very slippery. I almost ended up doing splits~
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      2. blues86
        blues86
        *pat pat* you okay?
        Jan 19, 2020 at 3:10 PM
        akki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        I was fine. I saved myself before I went too far~
        Jan 22, 2020 at 9:21 AM
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    6. akki
      akki
      Saw a girl drop her half eaten pasty......*quickly acts like he didn’t see anything in case she feels a bit embarrassed*
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Akki should buy her a new one~
        Jan 18, 2020 at 6:19 PM
        Momoyuki and Akemilly like this.
      2. Bakaturq
        Jan 18, 2020 at 6:25 PM
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    7. akki
      akki
      MMORPG: The Elementalist had a good ending. I am surprised~
    8. akki
      akki
      Stupid rain. Why couldn’t you take a break for an hour today?
      1. orematcha and Femme Fatale like this.
      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Send it to Aussie.
        Jan 17, 2020 at 3:26 PM
    9. akki
      akki
      Why is TikTok filled with people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re?
      1. Kalto, blues86 and Xieljhane like this.
      2. blues86
        blues86
        I don't know, I don't have TikTok
        Jan 16, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        I only started watching vids on there since a few days ago. Some interesting stuff. The rest is the same repeated nonsense.
        Jan 17, 2020 at 3:23 PM
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    10. akki
      akki
      Got free latte and milkshake from Maccies. What a nice day it was~ \o/
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      2. mrawesome69
        mrawesome69
        And you won't share any with us. Shame on you
        Jan 16, 2020
      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Para PA PA PA He's Lovin' it. \o/
        Jan 16, 2020
      4. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        That's 2 PAs not 3
        Jan 19, 2020 at 5:09 PM
    11. akki
      akki
      It’s weird how 2 people look like they’re best friends but then one of them says to you “she hates me”. Me thinking to myself:.......Huh?!?!
      1. Snowdropdreamer likes this.
      2. pass1478
        pass1478
        they be close enough to be hatin
        Jan 16, 2020
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        They probably had a strikingly similar personality and thats why they can get the subtlety of each other..
        Jan 16, 2020
      4. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        Frenemies~
        Jan 22, 2020 at 4:12 AM
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    12. akki
      akki
      I smell biryani~ *drools*
      1. Negiomi, lychee, Lovely and 2 others like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        *smacks the paw* shoo shoo~
        This is chicken biryani okay. Not fish~
        Jan 15, 2020
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      4. Arie Sun
        Arie Sun
        Don't make me crave something that's hard to get here.
        Jan 15, 2020
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      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *noms chicken*
        Jan 15, 2020
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    13. akki
      akki
      I dunno if it’s cos I mainly read Chinese novels but when I read Japanese novels the mc’s make me cringe so much. Tempted to drop them all~
      1. fox23
        fox23
        I feel your pain TT-TT
        Jan 12, 2020
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    14. akki
      akki
      A baby rabbit is called a kitten. Hmm how strange~
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        So @in_awe final evolution is a deer?! Spoiler alert!!
        Jan 10, 2020
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      4. Kalto
        Kalto
        @GonZ555, she took a different path in her dao, she became a hamster bunny or a hambun for short
        Jan 10, 2020
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      5. fox23
        fox23
        so in other words... if people like to eat baby rabbits... they have eaten kittens... oh my, what a fun fact to tell strangers lol
        Jan 10, 2020
    15. Lovely
      Lovely
      >.>
      <.<
      ask rika this
      what shouldnt be touch *by lovely*
      *nod nod*
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        chainsaws?
        Jan 12, 2020
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        spiders
        Jan 12, 2020
      4. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        Spiders?

        B-but Lucus the Spider is so cute...
        Jan 22, 2020 at 4:14 AM
    16. OnceandFutureLurker
      OnceandFutureLurker
      random scenario : the making and drinking of coffee has been declared illegal world-wide .what would be your response ?
      1. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Drink more tea.
        Jan 8, 2020
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        eats dramatic popcorn.
        Jan 8, 2020
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    17. akki
      akki
      I bumped into an old school mate and we start chatting. Halfway through I’m thinking “Shit! What was his name again..?”
      1. Matsurika, Bad Storm, blues86 and 4 others like this.
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        I dont need a male stalker!
        Switch it to a girl!
        Jan 5, 2020
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        What if it's a "trap"
        Jan 5, 2020
      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        . . . *blocks away specific parts from my vision*
        Jan 5, 2020
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    18. akki
      akki
      Working from home today and it suddenly doesn’t feel like a Saturday anymore..
      1. Femme Fatale likes this.
      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        It's better to keep it at work or have a designated place at home to work...if not, work kinda slowly erodes into your life I find.
        Jan 4, 2020
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      3. akki
        akki
        I usually never work at home. The weekends are my get out for a walk days. But it’s overtime with double pay so might as well do a shift.

        I’m just sat on my bed working away. I’m an hour ahead of target already. And that’s with me purposely working slow~
        Jan 4, 2020
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Temptation thou lusty wretch....double time...now lemme hear time in lieu. ^.^
        Jan 4, 2020
    19. akki
      akki
      Phone down, music on. Time for a power hour~
      1. Axvii likes this.
    20. akki
      akki
      Who wants an icon?
      1. felidormit, Effugium and Anra7777 like this.
      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Imagine apple selling their new product. The I-Con
        Jan 2, 2020
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      3. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        Me, please! o(^▽^)o
        Jan 2, 2020
        OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
      4. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        Thanks!
        Jan 2, 2020
        OnceandFutureLurker and akki like this.
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    Gender:
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    Wandering The German Market On The 471st Floor
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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