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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief], Male, from Eating Brains In The 470th Floor Zombie Apocalypse

I walked 10,416 steps today. My legs are knackered~ Nov 20, 2019 at 5:51 PM

    1. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
    2. Raneday
      Raneday
      I haven't done this in a while but


      *stabs @akki multiple times*
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      2. Pray Alpha
        Pray Alpha
        casual stabbing. Very NUF.
        Nov 21, 2019 at 7:53 AM
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        but @Pray Alpha I'm just helping Akki to produce more of those roses that he's offering to people yanno
        Nov 21, 2019 at 7:55 AM
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      4. Pray Alpha
        Pray Alpha
        ahh yes, the " I'm helping " excuse. Still very NUF.
        Nov 21, 2019 at 7:57 AM
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    3. akki
      akki
      I walked 10,416 steps today. My legs are knackered~
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      2. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Were you talking about ebooks? If not what is a talking book?
        Nov 21, 2019 at 2:36 AM
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        i explained, not ebooks.
        Nov 21, 2019 at 2:39 AM
      4. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Oops. Yeah, i realized after i gave it a thought. Sorry, my mind had too much sugar when commented. I meant audio book
        Nov 21, 2019 at 2:40 AM
    4. akki
      akki
      I’ve taken 79 steps so far today according to my phone. Time to go out for a really long walk. How many you think I’ll end the day on?
      1. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        10,416
        Nov 20, 2019 at 6:04 PM
    5. akki
      akki
      People who say LOL instead of actually laughing look like idiots to me~
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Lol how do they say it? "Berb"? "Be er be"?
        Nov 20, 2019 at 6:44 PM
      3. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        Actually, I’ve heard people say “be ar be” out loud before.
        Nov 20, 2019 at 6:47 PM
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      4. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Yea. Its so cringe worthy for me
        Nov 20, 2019 at 7:16 PM
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    6. akki
      akki
      Thank you Krispy Kreme lady for the free latte~
      1. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        What no donut?
        Nov 13, 2019
      2. akki
        akki
        The doughnut I bought. The latte I got free~
        Nov 15, 2019
    7. akki
      akki
      What the fuck is up with the traffic today?
      1. Nyann likes this.
      2. Nyann
        Nyann
        *imagines a bus fucking up a car*
        Nov 12, 2019
    8. akki
      akki
      Damn a homeless guy just got off the bus that came. Now the whole bus stinks.
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      2. TouchMeLikeASpaceBar
        TouchMeLikeASpaceBar
        Then you shouldn't have violently farted
        Nov 10, 2019
    9. akki
      akki
      Little boy and girl standing outside Ann Summers looking at a massive poster of a woman wearing lingerie. That’s kinda funny to see~
      1. Nami Heartfilia
        Nami Heartfilia
        *leaves... coffee*
        Nov 10, 2019
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      2. akki
        akki
        It’s about damn time. I’ve been waiting aaaaaages~ :P
        Nov 10, 2019
    10. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      I forgot why i came here
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      2. akki
        akki
        My natural charm brought you here of course. People can’t resist it at all~ ;)
        Nov 10, 2019
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        @Pyoo akki owes you some nuffies?
        Nov 14, 2019
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Free nuffies?? Yay
        Nov 14, 2019
    11. akki
    12. akki
      akki
      This stop and go bus journey is so annoying!
    13. akki
      akki
      The more I use the drier my lips feel afterwards. Vaseline is such a con!
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      3. itsthatkidjashyy
        itsthatkidjashyy
        *plants a tree*
        mhm lip balm
        Nov 7, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        I once used this lip balm which when you put it on your lips they would start to tingle. It was an interesting feeling. I might try and find one of those to use~
        Nov 7, 2019
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      5. Momoyuki
        Momoyuki
        Nivea Medicare line is pretty good! They have non scented ones, so it doesn’t interfere with the flavor of food or drink!
        Nov 9, 2019
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    14. akki
      akki
      ..5 minutes later the bus has only gone round the corner..
      1. Lovely likes this.
    15. akki
      akki
      Jumbo mug coffee time~
    16. Melodious Nocturne
      Melodious Nocturne
      Happy Halloween! Trick-or-treat! Candy, please!
      \(○^ω^○)/
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      2. Melodious Nocturne
        Melodious Nocturne
        ... *quickly noms and runs away*
        Nov 3, 2019
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        ._.
        *drinks akki's coffee in dejection*
        Nov 3, 2019
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      4. Melodious Nocturne
        Melodious Nocturne
        You’ve been stealing my cookies! It’s only fair that I get the chocolate!
        Nov 3, 2019
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    17. akki
      akki
      On the bus. Smelly guy to the left of me. Smelly guy behind me. Unlucky me~
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      2. Emmyy
        Emmyy
        Only thing worse is when they start talking to you..thank god for headphones when riding transit haha
        Oct 29, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        Today I got on a bus and the entire thing stank of a homeless smelly guy. I got off soon after I sat down. No way I could stand that bus journey~
        Oct 30, 2019
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Oct 31, 2019
    18. OnceandFutureLurker
      OnceandFutureLurker
      is there a difference of coffee/beans or is coffee just coffee and is all the same ?
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      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        I see *joins the wait too*
        Oct 28, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        Coffee is just coffee. Coffee beans are different.
        Oct 29, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Of course I do have my preference. But in general I’m not too fussed~
        Oct 29, 2019
    19. akki
      akki
      What exactly is matcha?
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      3. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        Matcha or macha (抹茶, Japanese: [mat.tɕa], English /ˈmætʃə/[1] or /ˈmɑːtʃə/[i]) is finely ground powder of specially grown and processed green tea leaves. It is special in two aspects of farming and processing: the green tea plants for matcha are shade-grown for three to four weeks before harvest, and the stems and veins are removed during processing.
        Oct 28, 2019
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      4. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        During shaded growth, the plant Camellia sinensis produces more theanine and caffeine. The powdered form of matcha is consumed differently from tea leaves or tea bags, and is suspended in a liquid, typically water or milk.
        Oct 28, 2019
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      5. akki
        akki
        Oct 28, 2019
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    20. akki
      akki
      I see people still get excited and recommend invisible dragon for no apparent reason *slow clap* move on people~
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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