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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Chicken Guardian], Male, from In Self Isolation With Rika On The 473rd Floor

You know it’s not good a good sign when the weatherman says the weekend will be “less bad” instead of it’ll be better.. May 18, 2021 at 9:59 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      You know it’s not good a good sign when the weatherman says the weekend will be “less bad” instead of it’ll be better..
    2. akki
      akki
      Just randomly wondering, we got any flat Earthers on NUF?
      1. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        I mean...
        We got plenty flat ppl from earth~
        May 18, 2021 at 8:36 PM
    3. akki
      akki
      New game V3 bonus round 2: How many steps do you think I have walked in this whole week? Closest will win $150~
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      2. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        >.>;
        Thats...
        Low...
        May 17, 2021 at 3:14 PM
      3. akki
        akki
        ‘Twas Eid. I spent most the time inside peoples houses~
        May 17, 2021 at 3:22 PM
      4. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        Still low~
        My legs feel weird if I dont get at least 8k a day -.-
        Even if I'm locked home...
        May 17, 2021 at 3:27 PM
    4. Lissi
      Lissi
      What does YOUOY mean? |-^)
      1. akki
        akki
        It means welcome, hello, yo~
        May 15, 2021 at 10:48 PM
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      2. Lissi
        Lissi
        Oh I see~ Wow, lots of meanings! >u<
        May 15, 2021 at 10:48 PM
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      3. akki
        akki
        It’s an all encompassed greeting for all~
        May 15, 2021 at 10:55 PM
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    5. akki
      akki
      I ate too much. I feel a food coma coming..
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      2. ciana
        ciana
        u can walk around for a few times and it'll be okay! ^^
        May 15, 2021 at 6:00 PM
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    7. akki
      akki
      We have England from which comes English. Anyone know me why there are a lot of Americans who think English comes from America? *confused*
      1. amilhs
        amilhs
        What i know is british is the first one.. i think america is the one who simplified it??or spread it all over the world?
        May 13, 2021 at 11:57 AM
      2. akki
        akki
        England colonised what became USA. Along with a few other countries. So the first Americans, besides the natives, were actually from England. Who spoke English.
        May 13, 2021 at 11:15 PM
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      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        Same ancestry then??then separated??idk..xD
        May 14, 2021 at 2:35 AM
    8. akki
      akki
      Going out for a walk. What game shall we play today?
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      2. PomeloCloud
        PomeloCloud
        Catching feelings =.=;
        May 12, 2021
      3. Snowbun
      4. Napelynn
        Napelynn
        Tic tac toe?
        May 12, 2021
    9. akki
      akki
      Eid Mubarak y'all for whichever day you celebrate it~
      1. Madain, felidormit and SoongKi like this.
      2. SoongKi
        SoongKi
        Eid Mubarak, akki.
        May 12, 2021
      3. felidormit
        felidormit
        Eid Mubarak~
        May 12, 2021
    10. akki
      akki
      How do call centre staff do it? Why do they do it? What's wrong with you people? For the sake of your sanity get a new job ASAP~
      1. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        Desperation (´ . .̫ . `) Finding a job is hard
        May 10, 2021
    11. akki
      akki
      Two guys in the office, having a discussion about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's kinda amusing~
      1. HNCKrstl and Aho like this.
    12. akki
      akki
      New game V7 round 2: how long in minutes will I be out for today. The closest will win $100. FYI it’s a nice sunny day~
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      3. Napelynn
        Napelynn
        120
        May 9, 2021
      4. samia zahin
        May 9, 2021
      5. akki
        akki
        Final time was 187 minutes. Congrats @Napelynn you win the prize~
        May 9, 2021
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    13. akki
      akki
      4.03 GB to waste in 4 days~
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    14. akki
      akki
      Shitty shitty shitty shitty weather. Shoo shoo~
      1. CadmarLegend
        CadmarLegend
        I thought this was cat-themed for a second... 'Kitty kitty kitty kitty weather. Choo choo"..... xD
        May 11, 2021
    15. akki
      akki
      Call me The Cat Whisperer~
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      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        What did the cat reply?
        May 7, 2021
      4. Madain
        Madain
        Alright~
        May 7, 2021
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      5. akki
        akki
        I whispered tsk tsk tsk tsk and the cat miaowed. Then it started following me down the road~
        May 7, 2021
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    16. akki
      akki
      New game V3 round 6: How many steps do you think I will take on my walk today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. Napelynn
        Napelynn
        10,000
        May 6, 2021
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      4. Shalalalala
        May 6, 2021
      5. akki
        akki
        Final count was 9010. Congrats @Napelynn you win the prize~
        May 7, 2021
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    17. akki
      akki
      It’s funny when someone stumbles and they look back acting like something tripped them but there’s nothing there. Just a flat ground haha~
      1. SoongKi, Bad Storm and Tilgarial like this.
    18. akki
      akki
      Red jalebi yummy~
      1. Arie Sun and Blitz like this.
      2. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        It is nya~ *nods while drooling*
        I like the thin, crispy one particularly nya~ They're less soggy yet has more flavor nya~*wipes drool*
        May 6, 2021
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    19. Thefie
      Thefie
      o7 *plunders cookies*
      1. akki
        akki
        *bites hand*
        May 5, 2021
      2. Thefie
        Thefie
        q.q *crawls back*
        May 5, 2021
    20. akki
      akki
      Today I learned Kinder Surprise is banned in the United States of America. What the fuck!?!?
      1. SayMrrp likes this.
      2. ViburnumDraco
        ViburnumDraco
        Guns okay, Kinder Surprise not okay. People be people.
        May 3, 2021
      3. Madain
        Madain
        O_o
        May 3, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Shocking I know
        May 3, 2021
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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