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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Chicken Guardian], Male, from In Self Isolation With Rika On The 473rd Floor

New game V7 round 2: how long in minutes will I be out for today. The closest will win $100. FYI it’s a nice sunny day~ May 9, 2021 at 12:27 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      New game V7 round 2: how long in minutes will I be out for today. The closest will win $100. FYI it’s a nice sunny day~
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      3. Napelynn
        Napelynn
        120
        May 9, 2021 at 3:50 PM
      4. samia zahin
        May 9, 2021 at 5:26 PM
      5. akki
        akki
        Final time was 187 minutes. Congrats @Napelynn you win the prize~
        May 9, 2021 at 10:41 PM
    2. akki
      akki
      4.03 GB to waste in 4 days~
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    3. akki
      akki
      Shitty shitty shitty shitty weather. Shoo shoo~
    4. akki
      akki
      Call me The Cat Whisperer~
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      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        What did the cat reply?
        May 7, 2021 at 4:25 PM
      4. Madain
        Madain
        Alright~
        May 7, 2021 at 4:38 PM
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      5. akki
        akki
        I whispered tsk tsk tsk tsk and the cat miaowed. Then it started following me down the road~
        May 7, 2021 at 7:50 PM
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    5. akki
      akki
      New game V3 round 6: How many steps do you think I will take on my walk today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. Napelynn
        Napelynn
        10,000
        May 6, 2021 at 5:08 PM
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      4. Shalalalala
        May 6, 2021 at 6:05 PM
      5. akki
        akki
        Final count was 9010. Congrats @Napelynn you win the prize~
        May 7, 2021 at 3:03 AM
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    6. akki
      akki
      It’s funny when someone stumbles and they look back acting like something tripped them but there’s nothing there. Just a flat ground haha~
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    7. akki
      akki
      Red jalebi yummy~
      1. Arie Sun and Blitz like this.
      2. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        It is nya~ *nods while drooling*
        I like the thin, crispy one particularly nya~ They're less soggy yet has more flavor nya~*wipes drool*
        May 6, 2021 at 8:00 AM
    8. Thefie
      Thefie
      o7 *plunders cookies*
      1. akki
        akki
        *bites hand*
        May 5, 2021 at 11:17 PM
      2. Thefie
        Thefie
        q.q *crawls back*
        May 5, 2021 at 11:51 PM
    9. akki
      akki
      Today I learned Kinder Surprise is banned in the United States of America. What the fuck!?!?
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      2. ViburnumDraco
        ViburnumDraco
        Guns okay, Kinder Surprise not okay. People be people.
        May 3, 2021 at 3:24 PM
      3. Madain
        Madain
        O_o
        May 3, 2021 at 5:25 PM
      4. akki
        akki
        Shocking I know
        May 3, 2021 at 6:42 PM
    10. akki
      akki
      What happened to the good old days of putting disagreeing opinions into words? Now we got people saying Karen to everything. Fucktards~
      1. otaku31 and Bad Storm like this.
      2. otaku31
        otaku31
        It's simply easier to lump together people whose opinions you dislike than to make a reasoned argument on why you don't agree with them, often because you aren't confident you can disprove their views.
        May 3, 2021 at 10:45 AM
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    11. akki
      akki
      New game V2 round 4: how many black cars will I see on my walk today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. akki
        akki
        Final count was a shocking +272. I missed quite a few cos that I couldn’t be bothered to count. Congrats @Glass Shard you win the prize~
        May 2, 2021
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      4. Thefie
        Thefie
        :o a lot
        May 2, 2021
      5. Glass Shard
        Glass Shard
        Indeed a lot @Thefie and thanks akki!
        May 3, 2021 at 2:25 AM
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    12. akki
      akki
      New game V1 round 6: How many discarded disposable masks will I see on my day out today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        *puts back the table upright*
        May 1, 2021
        akki and Kiss like this.
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *place a discarded mask here*
        May 2, 2021
      5. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        *noms Bunz as punishment*
        May 2, 2021
    13. akki
      akki
      New game V1 round 5: How many discarded disposable masks will I see on my day out today? Place your bets. Closest will win $100~
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      2. Madain
        Madain
        I'm happy it wasn't 100+. But 40 is a lot too >_>
        Apr 30, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        I was fairy localish so that’s probably why it wasn’t as high as previous times.
        Apr 30, 2021
      4. Madain
        Madain
        People... sigh >_>
        Apr 30, 2021
    14. akki
      akki
      Thank you for the coffee disguised as a hot chocolate~
      1. amilhs
        amilhs
        Youre welcome~
        Its poison~
        Apr 26, 2021
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      2. akki
        akki
        How dare you call coffee, poison. Shoo shoo~
        Apr 26, 2021
        Coffea to Ell and amilhs like this.
      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        No.
        Its added with poison cuz the poison that was mixed,
        its colorless and tasteless. XD
        sksksk
        Apr 27, 2021
    15. akki
      akki
      Fucking hell this woman is so thick!
      1. LAOG
        LAOG
        The good kind of thick or the other kind?
        Apr 24, 2021
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      2. akki
        akki
        There’s a good kind?
        Apr 24, 2021
      3. LAOG
        LAOG
        The thick in all the right areas kind.
        Apr 24, 2021
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    16. akki
      akki
      New game V8 round 2: how many buses will I see on my walk today. The closest will win $100~
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      3. samia zahin
        Apr 24, 2021
      4. GREED444
        Apr 24, 2021
      5. akki
        akki
        *coughs* I forgot to post again. Think I forgot the number as well...lol. Think it was 67. Congrats @Napelynn @Bobasis you share the prize~
        Apr 26, 2021
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    17. akki
      akki
      15 mins before sehri and we’ve got dirty water coming from the tap. Wtf!?!?!?
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      2. akki
        akki
        I usually keep bottled water so it was fine in the end~
        Apr 22, 2021
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      3. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        We don't use tap water here, store it by filtering and boiling nya~ So we somehow avoid that crisis nya~
        Apr 22, 2021
      4. Softie Chiri Sweet
        Softie Chiri Sweet
        Same as Mia~
        We use filtered water not tap water
        Apr 24, 2021
    18. akki
      akki
      New game V8 round 1: how many buses will I see on my walk today. The closest will win $100~
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      2. Naraina
        Naraina
        Uhm..idk.
        I've seen 200+ buses a day so.....
        Apr 22, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        If I was out all day in town then 200+ is easy. But an hour and a half walk around my local area, there's no chance~
        Apr 22, 2021
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      4. Lissi
        Lissi
        Thanks @akki !! (。◝ᴗ◜。)
        Apr 22, 2021
    19. iampsyx
      iampsyx
      *throws pokeball at @akki*
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      3. iampsyx
        iampsyx
        Waaah sorry! >.<;;; *gives bandaid and cold compress*
        Apr 22, 2021
      4. iampsyx
        iampsyx
        *mumbleIwantedanakkimonwhowouldgoakkiakkimumble*
        Apr 22, 2021
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      5. Lissi
        Lissi
        Akkimon would've been cute! |-*)
        "akki akki" la~
        Apr 22, 2021
    20. akki
      akki
      Whenever I watch cooking shows and I see them taking all the seeds out of the chilli, I always have the urge to shake my head at them..
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      3. akki
        akki
        Besides bell peppers aren’t spicy are they so it’s fine to eat
        Apr 21, 2021
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Apr 21, 2021
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Apr 21, 2021
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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