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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief], Male, from Eating Brains In The 470th Floor Zombie Apocalypse

Walked past one foot spot again. Think I saw both the right and left foot of some wellies. That’s surprising~ ☕️......[¬º-°]¬ ~ᕕ(゚Д゚)ᕗ Sep 13, 2019 at 4:31 PM

    1. 911
      911
      happy birthday?
    2. OrdinaryUser
    3. iampsyx
      iampsyx
      @akki! Is it your birthday? Is it is it is it? If it is then happy birthday!!! *spins around*
      1. OrdinaryUser, Bielt and Xieljhane like this.
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      3. Bielt
        Bielt
        Happy coff- bday!
        Sep 14, 2019 at 4:22 AM
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      4. amilhs
        amilhs
        Happy Birthday~ akki~ <3
        Sep 14, 2019 at 5:00 AM
      5. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Happy birthday~
        Sep 14, 2019 at 12:06 PM
    4. akki
      akki
      Walked past one foot spot again. Think I saw both the right and left foot of some wellies. That’s surprising~ ☕️......[¬º-°]¬ ~ᕕ(゚Д゚)ᕗ
      1. OrdinaryUser and 911 like this.
      2. 911
        911
        Is that a coffee e zombie?
        Sep 13, 2019 at 4:57 PM
    5. Daisydacrazy
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      2. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Turn to pink avi. Or to rose
        Sep 13, 2019 at 1:25 AM
      3. akki
        akki
        It is pink. Just a different shade of it :P

        ☕️......[¬º-°]¬ ~ᕕ(゚Д゚)ᕗ
        Sep 13, 2019 at 5:19 PM
      4. Daisydacrazy
    6. akki
      akki
      Walking home I come across a spot with several discarded footwear. All either the left or right foot. How odd~ ☕️......[¬º-°]¬ ~ᕕ(゚Д゚)ᕗ
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      2. Aho
        Aho
        I fully expect a 'Yahaha! You found me~'
        Sep 12, 2019 at 6:15 PM
      3. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        drug drop spot maybe
        Sep 12, 2019 at 6:18 PM
    7. Naruin
      Naruin
      *stares at akki* makes me wanna tease you... =.=
      *steals ur coffee* *switch all ur coffee powder with choco ones*
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      2. Naruin
        Naruin
        *drinks it without touching the cup* *smug face*
        Sep 11, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        ....but my saliva was mixed in a bit...☕️......[¬º-°]¬ ~ᕕ(゚Д゚)ᕗ
        Sep 11, 2019
      4. Naruin
        Naruin
        ( ゚д゚) oh well~ its fine~ my stomach juice will purify it either way~ bye bye ur saliva
        Sep 11, 2019
    8. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      Teaaaa
      1. akki
        akki
        Teaaa....rs don’t fall they crash around me? I do like that song~ ☕️......[¬º-°]¬ ~ᕕ(゚Д゚)ᕗ
        Sep 11, 2019
    9. akki
      akki
      What’s a good site to watch anime on these days? ☕️......[¬º-°]¬ ~ᕕ(゚Д゚)ᕗ
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      2. Raidou99
        Raidou99
        Crunchyroll if u can pay n kissanime if u can't... Ig
        Sep 10, 2019
    10. Raidou99
      Raidou99
      Yuri avi! o7
      1. Optimus Prime
        Optimus Prime
        Noice!
        Sep 6, 2019
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    11. akki
      akki
      The new feature to add comments to the different parts of a chapter in webnovel is so fucking annoying! ☕️ヘ(°¬°)ノ
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      3. Ram5
        Ram5
        It actually helps if the reader found something questionable or want to remind translators or authors about something amiss.
        Sep 5, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        True. But the ones I’ve mostly seen are fan reactions to a situation or semi sarcastic remarks. Not many helpful or interesting discussions going on in the novel I’m currently reading~ ☕️\(•~•)
        Sep 5, 2019
      5. Ram5
        Ram5
        Actually, you can read in your laptop or pc tho if you don't want to be bothered with it.
        Sep 5, 2019
    12. akki
      akki
      Got on a bus and I see USB ports on the back of the seats. Wtf.....so now we have the ability to charge our phones on the journey? ☕️ヘ(°¬°)ノ
      1. orematcha, Lurking, Matsurika and 2 others like this.
      2. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        Depending on your thermos, you could also use it to warm up your coffee~
        Sep 4, 2019
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      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Charge your powerbank
        Sep 4, 2019
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    13. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      My hair is better than yours! I even have a magnificent hat!
      1. Nyann likes this.
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      3. CitrosSlime
        CitrosSlime
        One with a knife!
        Sep 4, 2019
      4. Lurking
        Lurking
        I dont see a knife
        Sep 4, 2019
      5. CitrosSlime
        CitrosSlime
        I don't think you exists
        Sep 4, 2019
    14. Lurking
      Lurking
      I noticed you moved out of the floor of four sixty nines.
      1. yuzuki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Yup. I’m enjoying these tasty brains while waiting for @Matsurika to catch up. She better hurry up or there’ll be nothing left for her to eat~ ☕️ヘ(°¬°)ノ
        Sep 2, 2019
    15. Momoyuki
      Momoyuki
      Coffee <3
      1. OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Agree~ coffee <3 ☕️ヘ(°¬°)ノ
        Aug 31, 2019
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    16. Haxagen
      Haxagen
      Akki! Trouble finding a good avi?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Aug 30, 2019
        Haxagen likes this.
      3. Haxagen
      4. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        Did my best.
        Aug 30, 2019
    17. Raneday
      Raneday
      your avi's from Zombieland Saga right?
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      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Wasn't that the joke.... For either you or lovely? You ate brains since you didn't have one? Was a long long time ago...
        Aug 30, 2019
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      3. akki
        akki
        I think it is~ ☕️ヘ(°¬°)ノ
        Aug 30, 2019
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        That's a cute image, but I can't really imagine this shipping working out...
        Aug 30, 2019
    18. akki
      akki
      I wish I was good at art. Cos then I would never have to struggle to find a good avi to use~ ☕️ヘ(°¬°)ノ
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      3. Effugium
        Effugium
        Gonna draw stickman to use as avi
        Aug 29, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Forget cute. I want a pic of a zombie redhead eating a brain~ ☕️ヘ(°¬°)ノ
        Aug 29, 2019
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      5. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Just photoshop a brain to a picture of zombina from monmusu
        Aug 29, 2019
    19. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      Sponsor me?
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      3. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        its over >.< maybe next time and perhaps you can sponsor @in_awe. She's looking for a sponsor. as for how much you get out of it, i say... 0
        Aug 27, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Doing something for nothing is not the way of the Shady Merchants. I would be letting my profession down if I agreed to your request~ ☕️\(☕️~☕️)
        Aug 28, 2019
      5. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Ahh qwq
        You sure?
        Aug 28, 2019
    20. Kitsune Alea
      Kitsune Alea
      Coffee for eyes??
      1. Momoyuki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        I blame the nasty tea~ ☕️\(☕️~☕️)
        Aug 26, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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