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    1. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      *serves you a cup of coffee while I drink tea*
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        he won't know if you pretend nothing happened *whistles*
        Jul 18, 2019 at 11:57 PM
      3. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Mk >.<
        Jul 19, 2019 at 12:28 AM
      4. akki
        akki
        ...Rika you know I like it when the coffee goes cold. I think it’s time I took some more cheese from ya~
        Jul 19, 2019 at 10:55 AM
    2. Donutmindme
      Donutmindme
      アッキ、アッキ、お茶をください。
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        are you asking akki to give you tea or are you asking if you can give him tea?
        Jul 18, 2019 at 8:40 PM
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        that tea must be so unique to smell like coffee...
        Jul 18, 2019 at 8:41 PM
      4. Donutmindme
        Donutmindme
        Okay, there I fixed it.
        Jul 18, 2019 at 8:42 PM
    3. akki
      akki
      Fucking hell this guy must have drunk a lot. He’s been peeing for ages~
      1. Daisydacrazy
        Jul 18, 2019 at 10:20 PM
    4. in_awe
      in_awe
      *peeks in*
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      4. in_awe
        in_awe
        oh. *wilts*
        Jul 18, 2019 at 2:49 AM
      5. akki
        akki
        Lol~ thanks for the coffee
        Jul 18, 2019 at 4:42 PM
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    5. akki
      akki
      The bus I took to town is the bus that’s taking me back home. So the bus takes an hour and a half to do the full circuit huh~
      1. orematcha likes this.
    6. akki
      akki
      GAHHHHH!!! So annoyed! Phew~ now should I get a regular pizza meal or just go for a large pizza?
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        Go for a large pizza. You can store the leftovers for another time
        Jul 10, 2019
      2. akki
        akki
        I’m so hungry I don’t think there will be any leftovers if I go for a large pizza~
        Jul 10, 2019
    7. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Hey little cutie, that coffee looks like it's too big for you, how about I give you a lollipop instead? O.O
      1. Night Ghost likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Is there something special about this coffee? Why are you and @Nami Heartfilia so interested in it?

        What flavour lollipop~ coffee?
        Jul 9, 2019
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Haha I'm sure I have a coffee lollipop somewhere.
        Jul 9, 2019
    8. Nami Heartfilia
      Nami Heartfilia
      *steals coffee*
      1. Femme Fatale likes this.
    9. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      are you going you going dress for kimono day?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Not feeling the kimono. Maybe I’ll use one a bit later~
        Jul 9, 2019
      3. Daisydacrazy
        Jul 9, 2019
    10. Haerether
      Haerether
      heya lurker..
      wanna be part of my harem?
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      3. Haerether
        Haerether
        tch. havent even asked yet.
        Jul 8, 2019
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Jul 8, 2019
      5. Lovely
        Lovely
        rika always saw this msg. run!
        Jul 9, 2019
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    11. Raneday
      Raneday
      *leaves a lot of cheese here*
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      3. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        Who knows. Just saw cheese so assuming is going to eat it, someone will also get fat
        Jul 8, 2019
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *stabs* cheese is good! cheese doesn't make you fat!
        Jul 9, 2019
      5. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        cream puffs are good too.
        Jul 9, 2019
    12. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      What do you love more than red heads? ^_^
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      2. hayyan
        hayyan
        It got a title and showing some love here and there.
        Jun 30, 2019
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      3. akki
        akki
        A redhead with tattoos, piercings, wearing glasses and sipping on coffee. But it’s pretty much impossible finding a pic of that~
        Jul 1, 2019
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      4. akki
        akki
        And I have had coffee avatars before. But again it’s hard finding good redhead pics with coffee. I do like this one though. I’ve used it a few times~
        Jul 1, 2019
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    13. akki
      akki
      That time of year has come round again where it’s so hot even when the sun has long gone to bed~ I HATE IT!
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      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *is grateful she lives in the North*
        '-'

        X
        Jun 29, 2019
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        I live just about as south as you can go....and it's cold now cause it's winter. ^.^
        Jun 30, 2019
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        The colloquial phrase "as cold as a witch's tit" applies here at the moment...thought not as cold as other places in New Zealand, feels bloody cold to me. >_>
        Jun 30, 2019
    14. akki
      akki
      Bird shit dropped 2 steps in front of me....wooo that was lucky. Think I need to start looking up as I walk home now~
      1. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        then next time it will be right in the face or a squirrel will urinate on you (which i have seen more than once happen to people)
        Jun 28, 2019
      2. mrawesome69
        mrawesome69
        ... i wont....
        ...much
        Jun 28, 2019
      3. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        It's supposed to be considered lucky, getting a bird to do that on you.
        X
        Jun 28, 2019
    15. Novel otaku desu
      Novel otaku desu
      Rude! *prepare knives*
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      2. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *follows behind*
        Jun 27, 2019
      3. Novel otaku desu
        Jun 27, 2019
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      4. akki
        akki
        *calls the MIB* hello hello~ I think I’ve spotted an alien from Planet M. Quick get over here ASAP!
        Jun 28, 2019
    16. OrdinaryUser
      OrdinaryUser
      Dig the soil and planting blue flower in here.
    17. akki
      akki
      Bus usually takes ages to come. Now it’s taking ages to go. Get a move on man, we’ve all been sat here for over 15 mins now~
      1. Lonelycity
        Jun 20, 2019
    18. akki
      akki
      The call of nature is the best alarm in the morning to wake you up and make you get out of bed~
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Jun 19, 2019
    19. akki
      akki
      Coffee in the jumbo mug this morning/afternoon. That shows you how out of it I am today~
      1. Optimus Prime
        Optimus Prime
        any chance you brewed two cups?
        Jun 15, 2019
      2. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        I figured that would be your normal dosage
        Jun 15, 2019
    20. akki
      akki
      When a guy asks you for spare change so he can get himself some food and then a couple of mins later you turn back and see him at an ATM..
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      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        When an old lady ask you for food money and then you see her later with a cigarette in hand
        Jun 14, 2019
      4. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        always say that you will buy the food yourself and will give it to them, and if you actually do so it's alright to buy the cheap stuff
        Jun 14, 2019
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      5. akki
        akki
        I didn’t give the guy money. I was in a rush to go to work~
        Jun 14, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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