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akki

[αηι'ѕ ¢☕ƒƒєє-мαтє #3][ѕєяιαℓ ѕнσσ’єя][¢нιєƒ вяιт], Male, from ѕтσяιηﻭ ¢нєєѕє ιη נαяѕ ση тнє 449тн ƒℓσσя

*sees only 3 posts in new profiles*.... oh yeah I’m ignoring people... Dec 15, 2017 at 3:53 AM

    1. akki
      akki
      *sees only 3 posts in new profiles*.... oh yeah I’m ignoring people...
      1. Nekorin and Osamaru like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        You deserved it!
        Dec 15, 2017 at 8:44 PM
        jamechi likes this.
      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        B-but q.q
        Dec 15, 2017 at 8:50 PM
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        pfft
        Dec 15, 2017 at 10:07 PM
    2. leegood
      leegood
      *hugs*
      1. Nekorin and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *hugs and tickles*
        Dec 14, 2017 at 10:09 PM
        leegood likes this.
      3. leegood
        leegood
        Ehehehe~
        *toddles away from the tickles*
        Dec 14, 2017 at 10:12 PM
        akki likes this.
    3. akki
      akki
      Neck pain......GAHHHH!!!
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      2. LuftRauser
        LuftRauser
        *message u*
        *Use heat power to message*
        Dec 14, 2017 at 2:08 PM
        akki likes this.
      3. nomadgigio
        nomadgigio
        Thats really pain in the .... neck
        Dec 14, 2017 at 2:13 PM
      4. highsky44
        highsky44
        ouch i feel you man
        Dec 14, 2017 at 2:17 PM
        akki likes this.
    4. akki
      akki
      Thank you for the penguin~ \o/
      1. Matsurika, Xieljhane and Nekorin like this.
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        you're welcome~
        Dec 14, 2017 at 12:40 PM
        akki likes this.
    5. Frank N. Stein
      Frank N. Stein
      You were surpassed in pointsssssss~ Q-Q
      @L4 congrats on getting all the achievements (if my calculations are correct)
      1. Shem likes this.
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      3. Frank N. Stein
        Frank N. Stein
        Well . . . I kinda wanna call Havek over y'know . . . :)
        Dec 15, 2017 at 4:22 PM
      4. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        go ahead, he's in my ignore list anyways so it won't do anything to me
        Dec 15, 2017 at 5:01 PM
      5. Frank N. Stein
        Frank N. Stein
        Ahahaha
        That cracked me up
        Dec 15, 2017 at 5:21 PM
    6. Naraku
      Naraku
      1. Shem, Kurono and Haruko Haruno like this.
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      3. Kurono
        Kurono
        Hey !
        I don't have this fetish !
        It's him who is stealing and sniffing them !
        I wouldn't come even close to him now .
        Dec 13, 2017 at 7:03 PM
      4. Naraku
        Naraku
        It's Kurono ! It's always his fault !
        Dec 13, 2017 at 7:03 PM
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *judges* pervert
        Dec 14, 2017 at 12:41 PM
        jamechi likes this.
    7. Yanyan
      Yanyan
      aaaahh hot and fresh blood's still the best >.<
      1. AliceShiki likes this.
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      3. Tredysis
        Tredysis
        Someone mutated into a vampire !!!
        Dec 13, 2017 at 6:32 PM
      4. Yanyan
        Yanyan
        @Matsurika can you hold down akki while I take some fresh blood?

        maybe I should ask for @Lovely @BlancFrost and @AliceShiki's help too?

        hmmmm maybe Lovely or Alice would want to give some blood too?
        Dec 13, 2017 at 6:44 PM
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Ca-can I politely refuse...? *hides behind Rika-chan*
        Dec 13, 2017 at 6:47 PM
    8. akki
      akki
      Times are bad when it’s safe to walk on the roads rather than the pavements...
      1. Matsurika, Rae and ABMAINA like this.
      2. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        cars aren't even honking at me because they understand the troubles of the ice patches covering the whole pavements
        Dec 13, 2017 at 12:42 PM
        Matsurika and akki like this.
    9. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      Random noquestion 000 - if yes is no and no is yes then how you define the imaginary number in Chinese when the past coughed Kant style rap?
      1. Shem likes this.
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      3. Ale Cole
        Dec 11, 2017 at 7:39 PM
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      4. akki
        akki
        It is beneath me to define such an easy thing like that~



        :P
        Dec 12, 2017 at 4:06 PM
        Ale Cole likes this.
      5. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        .-. but I Akki u beneath things
        Dec 14, 2017 at 2:21 PM
    10. HavekZero
      HavekZero
      You know. I just realised. I was one of the first ten people you asked a random question to. So honoured :D
      1. Shem likes this.
    11. akki
      akki
      Booooooooooooo!
      1. lychee, Shem and Lovely like this.
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      3. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        Hiiiiiisssssss
        Dec 10, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *goes to sleep and drags akki with her*
        Dec 10, 2017
      5. Matsurika
    12. Trent
      Trent
      Akki! Where have you been during the hypothetical England get-togethers, young man? *Puts hands on hips*
      1. Shem likes this.
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      3. Trent
        Trent
        Do you need to be kidnapped for a day to come in flesh?
        Dec 9, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Try it~ you might find yourself disappearing instead....
        Dec 9, 2017
        Trent likes this.
      5. Trent
        Trent
        Hahah. Especially if a certain someone catches wind...
        Then, hypothetically speaking, if a few English (and maybe continental) nuffians were meeting up this month or the next one, would you be free or in hiding?
        Dec 9, 2017
    13. miss xu
      miss xu
      hello
      1. akki, Ddraig, Xieljhane and 1 other person like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Yahallo~ that’s a really nice avi!
        Dec 9, 2017
    14. akki
      akki
      That heart attack moment when you almost spill your coffee.......phew that was close~!
      1. xnightdx, Matsurika, Anon2.0 and 4 others like this.
      2. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        That heart attack when you spill it...
        Dec 8, 2017
      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        That pain when you feel your heart being wrung
        Dec 8, 2017
      4. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        The pain you feel when you spill tea on important equipment that can't touch liquids.
        Dec 8, 2017
        xnightdx likes this.
    15. akki
      akki
      Random question 374: for those who have a pet~ If your pet could talk, what do you think it would say about you~?
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      2. xnightdx
        xnightdx
        He would have said, "please pet me"
        Dec 8, 2017
        Osamaru likes this.
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        .... I feel like you'll deny anything I say and say that my pet is thinking "save me, she wants to eat me"
        Dec 10, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        I would’ve thought there would be a lot of cheese related thoughts~
        Dec 10, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    16. Matsurika
      1. Lovely and Shem like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Tsk tsk~ after I get you a tree that’s what you do to it...
        Dec 8, 2017
        Matsurika and Lovely like this.
      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        christmas trees are the best weapons \o/
        Dec 8, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        ... it was @Lovely 's idea *whistles*
        Dec 10, 2017
    17. akki
      akki
      What's up with chocolate wrappers nowadays? They’re really hard to get into. Its as if choco companies don’t want us to eat the chocolates..
      1. Matsurika, ningle, Shem and 2 others like this.
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        they can say later~
        to provide user with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking the chocolate
        Dec 8, 2017
        Pyoo, Matsurika, akki and 1 other person like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Lol love~ I practically had to bite my way into it. Maybe they want us to eat the wrapper before the chocolate?
        Dec 8, 2017
        Lovely and Trent like this.
      5. Trent
        Trent
        It's a gourmet fusion of flavor!
        Dec 8, 2017
        Lovely and akki like this.
    18. Yanyan
      Yanyan
      random question 404: What did @Tony do to NUF!?
      1. Das, Nekorin, Shem and 1 other person like this.
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        chaos nyhahaha!
        Dec 6, 2017
      4. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        I don't know!

        *beams and rolls away*
        Dec 6, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
      5. Das
        Das
        I swear it wasnt me this time >_>
        Dec 7, 2017
        Hate and Lovely like this.
    19. Skullie
      Skullie
      *poke*
      rare desu~
      Loli akki~
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      2. akki
        akki
        Loli? Is this a loli?
        Dec 6, 2017
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        idk desu~
        *pet akki*
        Dec 6, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        no?
        Dec 6, 2017
    20. anzuda
      anzuda
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      3. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        Uh...he just likes red hair.
        Dec 6, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Redheads are hot~
        Dec 6, 2017
        Matsurika and anzuda like this.
      5. anzuda
        anzuda
        That... I could kind of agree on? But i prefer glossy long Obsidian black hair.

        That, or Platinum silver
        Dec 6, 2017
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    ѕтσяιηﻭ ¢нєєѕє ιη נαяѕ ση тнє 449тн ƒℓσσя
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +325]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    I know what I do know and I don't know what I don't know~
    [Current Death Count: +325]
    ~!hit!~ to win a bulbasaur~
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