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RIP Jack Charlton. You were a true football legend~ Jul 11, 2020 at 9:37 PM

    1. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *looks for akki*
      o.o? Where's akki?
    2. akki
      akki
      RIP Jack Charlton. You were a true football legend~
    3. akki
      akki
      These guys do love chanting USA a lot. Not gna lie it’s fucking annoying. You know being loud doesn’t automatically make you the best right?
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      3. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        ? *is American and has no idea what akki is talking about*
        Jul 11, 2020 at 9:58 PM
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      4. Ekfreet
        Ekfreet
        “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

        ― George Carlin
        Jul 11, 2020 at 11:05 PM
      5. FIEND
        FIEND
        We the best damn straight
        Jul 12, 2020 at 12:00 AM
    4. akki
      akki
      I love a good breeze~
      1. 911
        911
        And a cup of coffee
        Jul 11, 2020 at 11:25 AM
      2. akki
        akki
        Nah the breeze itself while I’m out for my morning walk~
        Jul 11, 2020 at 2:12 PM
    5. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      So, Akki can also be interpreted as oni~
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      2. akki
        akki
        I’ve beeb told something like that before. Akki can be interpreted as many other things. It’s such a versatile word lol~
        Jul 8, 2020 at 4:48 PM
    6. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      That's a different redhead look. O__O

      Now I forgot what I came here to ask. :P
      1. akki, Coffea to Ell and Tilgarial like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        That’s what red hair does to ya. If you don’t build up your immunity to it you might forget a lot more~
        Jul 6, 2020 at 8:25 PM
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    7. Novel otaku desu
      Novel otaku desu
      *look around*
      *stab*
      *run away*
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      3. Novel otaku desu
        Novel otaku desu
        *checking on akki's will too*
        he should compensate me for the physical and mental injury *sad*
        Jul 2, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        The will reads as follows:

        @GonZ555 will receive a sharp knife
        @Novel otaku desu will receive a stab from @GonZ555 using the knife

        Wow I don’t remember writing that will...
        Jul 3, 2020
        Novel otaku desu and GonZ555 like this.
      5. Novel otaku desu
        Novel otaku desu
        ....
        u are still so cruel and evil to me *cries*
        *stab akki and change his will*
        Jul 3, 2020
        GonZ555 likes this.
    8. akki
      akki
      You are caller #9 in the queue......15 minutes later...... you are caller #7 in the queue..... Should I hang on or hang up?
      1. Novela likes this.
      2. Negiomi
        Negiomi
        Hang up and come back in an hour and 15 minutes?
        Jul 2, 2020
        Novela likes this.
    9. akki
      akki
      Went out for a walk for the first time in almost 4 months. My hips are killing now.
      1. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        Are akki really become a granpa now??
        Jun 28, 2020
    10. akki
      akki
      I’m not a fan of the walking dead but this spin off show is so fucking retarded.
      1. Needyneedle, Kalto and Coffea to Ell like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        And Morgan is still the dumb fuck that he was in the original show.
        Jun 27, 2020
      3. Papercut
        Papercut
        *le gasp* You cursed!
        Jun 27, 2020
      4. Needyneedle
        Needyneedle
        My fam and I tried to watch Walking Dead after watching Breaking Bad and it was night and day for us. I should have followed that person's comment to watch everything before Breaking Bad or else you would not like the shows.
        Jun 28, 2020
    11. Cryotic
      Cryotic
      who are you and what did you do to the real akki??!!
      1. akki, GonZ555 and Kalto like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *shocked* what gave me away?
        Jun 27, 2020
        Shirayuki.., GonZ555 and Kalto like this.
      3. Cryotic
        Cryotic
        you're not a pretty red head sister...


        srsly tho..kinda weird seeing you with a pfp of manly red head man
        Jun 28, 2020
    12. Raneday
      Raneday
      *pushes @akki to the cliff*
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        Of course Ophious it would make you happy
        Jun 25, 2020
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        Jun 25, 2020
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Well, @Tony-chan took over the heavens a few years back, so it's perfectly plausible for the heavens to go after Ophi-kun~
        Jun 25, 2020
    13. akki
      akki
      K-pop fans screwed over Trump lolololol. So much respect for them haha~
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      2. akki
      3. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        ....lol
        Jun 21, 2020
      4. pass1478
        pass1478
        Oh. I thought they revealed somehing major.
        Jun 21, 2020
    14. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      For every day Ophi isn't done to what ever you guys do to him, you will get a litter of coffee to drink of your choice. Would you accept??
      1. akki
        akki
        Free coffee until Ophi dies? Ophi appears to be immortal so free coffee for life?
        Jun 22, 2020
      2. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Yes, but only as long as nothing is done/happens to him
        Jun 22, 2020
    15. akki
      akki
      It’s weird when a sudden leg cramp gives you a laughing fit~
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      3. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        ahh... yep...
        did your leg cramp @akki ? poor you...
        Jun 21, 2020
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      4. TouchMeLikeASpaceBar
        TouchMeLikeASpaceBar
        same happens to me when I get a foot cramp
        Jun 21, 2020
        Kalto likes this.
      5. akki
        akki
        Lying in bed reading and suddenly I couldn’t stop laughing~
        Jun 21, 2020
    16. Sansin06
      Sansin06
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      3. Lurking
        Lurking
        hi ddraig wassap
        Jun 20, 2020
      4. Ddraig
        Jun 20, 2020
        Lurking likes this.
      5. PomeloCloud
        PomeloCloud
        @Sansin06 I forgot to comment but I didn't stalk you... I just found this accidentally (*~▽~)
        Jun 21, 2020
        Lurking likes this.
    17. Togepi
      Togepi
      *shares coffee cake*
      1. Negiomi and Kalto like this.
      2. Negiomi
        Negiomi
        *Also brings Tiramisu*
        Jun 19, 2020
        Togepi likes this.
      3. Togepi
        Togepi
        Pri~
        Jun 19, 2020
        Negiomi likes this.
    18. Togepi
      Togepi
      *Points @GonZ555 at Akki, presses M to make Akki smaller, throws Gonzball at Akki*
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      3. Togepi
        Togepi
        Pri??
        Jun 17, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        *slowly eats meatbun and grows larger*
        Jun 17, 2020
      5. Togepi
        Togepi
        ~^o^}/
        Jun 18, 2020
    19. akki
      akki
      Rain, sun, thunder and lightning. Don’t think we’ve had that weather combination before~
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      2. felidormit
        felidormit
        it'll be very, very frightening me
        Jun 16, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        British weather is random. Last time we had snow, rain, sun and hail stones. All within an hour.
        Jun 17, 2020
      4. felidormit
        felidormit
        must be quite windy to have extreme weather like that within an hour?
        Jun 17, 2020
    20. akki
      akki
      In light of what’s happening around the world it’s funny how many adverts they’re putting on tv portraying cops as pillars of the community~
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      3. otaku31
        otaku31
        Where I live, the cops have been essential to enforcing lockdown and tracking down suspected carriers who had hidden their travel history in an attempt to evade getting tested for Covid. I, for one, am very thankful to them this time (tho I usually criticize their lack of integrity).
        Jun 14, 2020
      4. Satan
        Satan
        I mean without cops shit would collapse
        Jun 14, 2020
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      5. akki
        akki
        Yeah I understand cops are necessary. And any other time I would see these ads and think they’re respect worthy. However after seeing so many cases of police brutality being revealed, the timing of these ads makes it look like they’re trying too hard to counter the negativity~
        Jun 14, 2020
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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