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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

Is hibernating during summer a thing? I think I need to do this to survive this ridiculous heat~ Aug 12, 2022

    1. Ficklyfrim
      Ficklyfrim
      akki?
      1. akki
        akki
        Yo~ \(•~•)
        Aug 19, 2022 at 2:35 PM
    2. One Perfect Veteran
      One Perfect Veteran
      twenty one dares?
      1. akki
        akki
        Hmm?
        Aug 16, 2022 at 9:43 AM
      2. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        21 dares? QwQ
        Aug 16, 2022 at 9:46 AM
    3. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Throws a hoola hoop angel halo at you*
      *Steals the one skull on the lower left side of your pfp*
      MINE! Also, put on a top!
      1. By.Eve likes this.
    4. Stripedhatbecomesgay
      Stripedhatbecomesgay
      Do you want to part with your nuffies, if so give them to me please
      Don't worry, all earnings will go to the Icon Cult
    5. akki
      akki
      Is hibernating during summer a thing? I think I need to do this to survive this ridiculous heat~
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      2. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Blitz has speech impediment he can only say the second r in a word never the first sad
        Aug 12, 2022
      3. otaku31
        otaku31
        Speech impediment shouldn't be an impediment to typing. <.<

        I believe the mistake arose due to the fact that he's the Blitz and can't spell slow 'n' lazy.
        Aug 12, 2022
      4. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        He’s using dictation function on his phone so don’t bully him
        Aug 12, 2022
    6. Skullie
      Skullie
      T~T
      I haz sad news. My body now rejects Monster to the point where I can’t drink more than half a can a week without having stomachache so bad I can’t attend class…..i shall be cutting down on my monster consumption….
    7. akki
      akki
      Woman at the train stations going around offering free ice cream to people. But she walked passed me. Man I feel so fucking annoyed now lol!
      1. TRMH, iLoveyousomuch and Shiki like this.
      2. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Lol she giving them to her family and you just think she giving to every
        Jul 29, 2022
      3. Esha07
        Esha07
        *Snickers as I pass by*
        Jul 29, 2022
    8. akki
      akki
      Salt and vinegar on chips from the chippies is one of the best smells ever~
      1. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Hot cheese on chips tastes good super underrated
        Jul 29, 2022
    9. akki
      akki
      Thank you for the watermelon~
      1. iLoveyousomuch likes this.
      2. TRMH
        TRMH
        You're welcome! ~Shamelessly takes credit~
        Jul 29, 2022
        iLoveyousomuch likes this.
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Same
        Jul 29, 2022
        iLoveyousomuch likes this.
      4. TRMH
        TRMH
        ~Shamelessly takes credit for Blitz's too~
        Jul 29, 2022
        iLoveyousomuch likes this.
    10. akki
      akki
      I really do not get this hype over Stranger Things~
      1. Bad Storm and TRMH like this.
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      3. FIEND
        FIEND
        same as u
        Jul 28, 2022
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      4. Silver Snake
        Silver Snake
        That's pretty cool...
        Jul 28, 2022
      5. akki
        akki
        @otaku31 GenZ lingo cracked me up.

        GenZ are the future. That worries me as some of them are not very bright~
        Jul 29, 2022
    11. xiaoyigege
      xiaoyigege
      Thank you so much for the icon (๑・ω-)~♥”
      1. akki and iLoveyousomuch like this.
    12. akki
      akki
      Reminder: Dunsink 7~
    13. akki
      akki
      Watching a live on TikTok where people order Pokemon cards and the guy opens them on the live. I don’t get it but it’s kinda soothing lol~
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      3. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        That reminds me of inscryption (a game) and it's vids of "Luke carder," who opens these kinds of cards and records it...
        Jul 26, 2022
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      4. Hate
        Hate
        Ugh too old for ticktock.i never made an account.
        Jul 29, 2022
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      5. One Perfect Veteran
        Jul 29, 2022
    14. akki
      akki
      These days there’s lots of novels where the mc transmigrates and the first thought he has is “What’s my cheat?” I find this so annoying!
      1. TRMH likes this.
      2. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        orz but what if its their coping mechanism...
        *doesn't believe it is so*
        Jul 25, 2022
      3. TRMH
        TRMH
        Welcome to our new world! Next will be, "Oh I'm dying, lets wait till I reincarnate as aN OP cheat!"
        Jul 25, 2022
    15. akki
      akki
      Parents should not let their children make TikTok accounts!
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      2. Agentt
        Agentt
        Well, for parents, tic tok is a very cheap and efficient toy. I don't think you would be able to convince a parent why they shouldn't let their child do something which keep them from crying 18 hours a day
        Jul 27, 2022
      3. TRMH
        TRMH
        They're terrible parents if that's the case
        Jul 27, 2022
        daisukenowaifu, akki and Agentt like this.
      4. Agentt
        Agentt
        They are modern parents who work for 8 hours a day and then crash to bed as soin they cime home can't afford to take a day off because the economy is shit and hence are forced to have internet raise their children.
        Jul 27, 2022
    16. akki
      akki
      “You don’t need makeup but you still spend £40 on it” - guy says to his girlfriend. Funniest thing I’ve heard today~
      1. FIEND and TRMH like this.
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      3. Esha07
        Esha07
        Hahaha sorry for sudden reaction test lol
        My favourite is Jeenie! Fashion icon!
        Jul 23, 2022
      4. akki
        akki
        Jennie comes second for me~
        Jul 24, 2022
      5. Esha07
        Esha07
        Aju Niceee!
        Jul 24, 2022
    17. akki
      akki
      Eid Mubarak to all celebrating today~ (•~•)/
    18. Raneday
      Raneday
      *sends akki to @Ophious imaginary place*
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Such prejudice against meatbuns! How can you think they're all the same like that!?

        I'm disappointed in you, Ophi-kun...
        Jun 27, 2022
        Westeller, GonZ555 and akki like this.
      4. Tilgarial
        Tilgarial
        Yeah!! To have a meatbun belly dance, you gtta stick three on top of each other.
        The middle becomes the belly
        Jun 27, 2022
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      5. Das
        Das
        So that's how westy has been taking everyone's husband's lately....
        Jun 27, 2022
    19. Silver Snake
      Silver Snake
      *glomps* I love your jokes
      1. akki likes this.
    20. akki
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      2. Grey_Angel
        Grey_Angel
        Looks so real.... o.o
        Jun 10, 2022
        akki likes this.
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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