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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Chickens Guardian], Male, from In Self Isolation With Rika On The 473rd Floor

Whenever I watch cooking shows and I see them taking all the seeds out of the chilli, I always have the urge to shake my head at them.. Apr 18, 2021 at 1:16 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      Whenever I watch cooking shows and I see them taking all the seeds out of the chilli, I always have the urge to shake my head at them..
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      2. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        err... but I did that too to big chilies
        Apr 18, 2021 at 3:48 PM
      3. akki
        akki
        I dunno about big chillis but just regular chillis. Even the ones that aren't hot. They always take them out. Such weak people~
        Apr 18, 2021 at 7:32 PM
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      4. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        ah, if it's just regular chillies then no need to take seeds out xD
        Apr 18, 2021 at 10:34 PM
    2. akki
      akki
      New game V7 round 1: how long will I be out for my walk today. The closest time in minutes will win $100~
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      2. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        50 minutes.
        Apr 17, 2021 at 8:29 PM
      3. Glass Shard
        Glass Shard
        58mins
        Apr 18, 2021 at 1:44 AM
      4. akki
        akki
        Total time was 92 mins. Congrats @GonZ555 you win the prize~
        Apr 18, 2021 at 12:29 PM
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    3. Nefasdetestasti
      Nefasdetestasti
      Black tea or red tea?
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      2. Halcyon Observer
        Halcyon Observer
        Apparently, it's another name for rooibos tea. Either that, or it's just 红茶 in English.
        Apr 17, 2021 at 6:51 AM
      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Yes, its roobois tea.
        Apr 17, 2021 at 7:08 AM
      4. akki
        akki
        I’ve no idea what that is~
        Apr 17, 2021 at 5:09 PM
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    4. Thefie
      Thefie
      woah pretty~~~
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      3. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        I KNOW!!!! But I like her better with her blond hair
        Apr 16, 2021 at 2:26 PM
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      4. akki
        akki
        Yes pretty. And beautiful. And very hot~ ;)
        Apr 16, 2021 at 8:00 PM
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      5. Glass Shard
        Glass Shard
        She is so pretty ♡
        Apr 17, 2021 at 4:27 AM
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    5. akki
      akki
      Ah man hunger pangs. Shoo shoo~
      1. Coffea to Ell, Thefie and SoongKi like this.
    6. akki
      akki
      New game V6: how many Audi cars do you think I will see on my walk today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        When Akkihime-sama goes out in a walk, a parade of over 9000 Audis will bow down while making an exclusive pathway for her~
        Apr 16, 2021 at 7:40 PM
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        There, that's better~
        Apr 16, 2021 at 7:40 PM
        Coffea to Ell and TRMH like this.
      5. Glass Shard
        Glass Shard
        Ooh! My lucky number really made me lucky . Thanks @akki :)
        Apr 17, 2021 at 4:27 AM
        AliceShiki and Thefie like this.
    7. Coffea to Ell
      Coffea to Ell
      *peek* Hello~ there is someone who wants to have few man friend. here @GREED444
      he is good boy (said himself)
      please give him a guidance

      ps : hope you forgot I think you're a girl before
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      2. Coffea to Ell
        Coffea to Ell
        +1 for coffee... xD
        Apr 16, 2021 at 11:49 PM
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      3. GREED444
        GREED444
        Ido every thing except fore red head I love white head
        Really big fan of coffe
        Apr 17, 2021 at 3:39 AM
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      4. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        Cool cool..... Good guidance. *noting it all down*
        Apr 17, 2021 at 3:46 AM
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    8. akki
      akki
      New game V5: I’m in the office today. How many calls in total do you think I will make and receive. Closest will win $100~
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      3. Thefie
        Thefie
        16
        Apr 10, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        *coughs* I was too lazy to post this earlier. Which is lucky for @Thefie cos the final count was exactly 16. Congrats you win the prize~
        Apr 10, 2021
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      5. Thefie
        Thefie
        tysm!!! ^-^
        Apr 10, 2021
        Madain and akki like this.
    9. akki
      akki
      All you guys out there, what is your trick to shaving your tache below your nostrils?
      1. Thefie likes this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *sips akki's coffee while listening*
        Apr 8, 2021
      3. Parth37955
        Parth37955
        You get a trimmer
        Apr 9, 2021
    10. akki
      akki
      Wtf have they done to Oscar in Douluo Continent drama? I get that they make changes when things are adapted from novels, but this is stupid~
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        What did they do?
        Apr 7, 2021
      2. akki
        akki
        He appears to be an over dramatic writer who wants to turn everyone into actors.
        Apr 7, 2021
    11. akki
      akki
      I've come across Martial Universe drama. What load of bullshit. What's wrong with this mc, is he suffering from some mental illness?
      1. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Typical xianxia MC
        Apr 6, 2021
    12. akki
      akki
      Them novels where the mc dreams of being a farmer. I get it~
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      2. AQZ
        AQZ
        seems so peaceful, but the city life is so convenient~
        Apr 6, 2021
    13. akki
      akki
      It’s morning, I’ve woke up. My door has been closed all night. Same with the window. So, where the fuck has this fly come from?
      1. Bobasis
        Bobasis
        Good morning . Flies just magically appear in houses and it pisses me off
        Apr 6, 2021
    14. akki
      akki
      New game V2 round 4: How many green cars will I see on my walk out today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. Softie Chiri Sweet
        Apr 5, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Final count was 7. I had to be really generous to get to that number. Congrats @nightbutterfly you win the prize~
        Apr 5, 2021
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      5. nightbutterfly
        nightbutterfly
        Thanks akki (^o^)
        Apr 5, 2021
    15. akki
      akki
      New game V4 round 3: How many taxis do you think I will see today? Closest will win $100~
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      3. akki
        akki
        I didn’t stay out long yesterday. Final count was 34. Looks like we have a tie. Congrats @Blitz @Bobasis you can share the prize~
        Apr 1, 2021
      4. Blitz
        Blitz
        Yay o/
        You fan just send it to boba
        Apr 1, 2021
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      5. Blitz
        Blitz
        Lol forget my last statement
        Apr 1, 2021
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    16. akki
      akki
      I thought I’d had enough of the cold weather, but now that it’s gotten slightly warmer I miss the cold.
      1. nightbutterfly and Shizukani like this.
      2. Lissi
        Lissi
        A cool breeze is really nice!
        Mar 31, 2021
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    17. akki
      akki
      New game V3 bonus round: How many steps do you think I will have walked in this whole week? Closest will win $100~
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      3. Bobasis
        Bobasis
        33k
        Mar 28, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Final count was 38, 043. Congrats @Melsh you win the prize~
        Mar 29, 2021
      5. Melsh
        Melsh
        |OwO) thank you for the nuffies!!
        Mar 29, 2021
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    18. akki
      akki
      I am now vaccinated~ ☕️\(•~•)
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      2. Madain
        Madain
        Well done!
        Mar 27, 2021
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      3. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        *pat pat*
        My mother works at register of births and deaths.
        Its fairly scary how many ppl die soon after being vaccinated.

        Welp, good luck~
        Mar 27, 2021
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      4. akki
        akki
        As the woman was getting the vaccine into the injection she says to her colleague, “there’s a lot of air bubbles in these syringes”. Woman’s trying to scare me~
        Mar 27, 2021
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    19. akki
      akki
      Thank you for the rose~
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      2. hayyan
        hayyan
        Mar 26, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        Yeah I believe so~
        Mar 26, 2021
      4. hayyan
        hayyan
        Yeah, she was one who started the service, I believe.
        Mar 26, 2021
    20. akki
      akki
      Whoever is in charge of YouTube, I curse them to see adverts pop up in front of their eyes everywhere in every single moment of their life!
      1. Thefie likes this.
      2. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Just use Vanced or youtube-dl
        Mar 26, 2021
      3. Shiki
        Shiki
        also, if you use firefox on mobile, you can install ublock origin addons for an ad-free browsing experience, including youtube.
        Mar 26, 2021
      4. Thefie
        Thefie
        there r worse websites out there, if it makes u feel better
        Mar 26, 2021
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
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