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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Corpse Looter], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

People of NUF help me out. What’s a good gift for a female colleague (whom I’ve never met before? that’s fairly cheap but not tacky? Oct 26, 2021 at 4:40 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      People of NUF help me out. What’s a good gift for a female colleague (whom I’ve never met before? that’s fairly cheap but not tacky?
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      2. Agentt
        Agentt
        Well, perfume is generally a good choice,
        Oct 26, 2021 at 6:15 PM
      3. Lissi
        Lissi
        You may have to be careful w/ earrings if she doesn't have her ears pierced though
        Oct 26, 2021 at 9:11 PM
      4. ViburnumDraco
        ViburnumDraco
        A nice, pocket sized calendar for 2022
        Oct 26, 2021 at 9:38 PM
    2. rw_yuuji
      rw_yuuji
      you really seem like a fun person to talk to, both in real life and through a screen.. what's your secret?
      1. akki
        akki
        Real life? Do I know you? Are you watching me? *stares suspiciously* lol no secret. Drink lots of coffee. Be random. Stalk redheads. See the funny side of things. Have a go with the flow attitude *coughs* one of those was a joke~
        Oct 22, 2021 at 10:47 PM
    3. akki
      akki
      I think I just came across a guy dealing drugs. And one of them looked like a kid. Fucking hell..
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      2. Mr Popo
        Oct 21, 2021 at 6:43 PM
    4. akki
      akki
      Ya know when you’re eating chocolate and it gives you a stomachache yet you don’t stop eating it. What is up with that?
    5. akki
      akki
      Who wants an icon?
      1. Arie Sun likes this.
    6. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      *gives coffee*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Nice. I haven't had my morning coffee yet. Thanks~
        Oct 18, 2021
    7. Rishmask
      Rishmask
      Hey sucker what up
      1. akki
        akki
        New phone, who dis?
        Oct 17, 2021
    8. akki
      akki
      I forgot how much puking on an empty stomach hurts~
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      3. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        You feeling good rn?
        Oct 15, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Yeah better. Queasy but not as bad as yesterday~
        Oct 15, 2021
        One Perfect Veteran likes this.
      5. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        *covers you with a fluffy light blanket*
        Oct 16, 2021
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    10. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      coffee and pizza??
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      2. akki
        akki
        Never really had that combo. Usually when I eat pizza outside I would have Pepsi or 7up/sprite.
        Oct 10, 2021
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      3. akki
        akki
        I’ve seen a chocolate pizza on the menu in a pizza shop. Never had the chance to eat it. I wonder if a coffee/choco pizza would be nice~
        Oct 10, 2021
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      4. Writer_Luna
        Writer_Luna
        It just sounds like chocolate pie
        Oct 10, 2021
    11. akki
      akki
      People who eat pizzas with a knife and fork. The heck is wrong with you?
      1. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Sicilian pizza is very difficult to eat with your hands. It can also be very hard bite with your jaw strength. The knife and fork help a lot
        Oct 10, 2021
        AMissingLinguist and Shizukani like this.
      2. otaku31
        otaku31
        Too much pizzazz? |ω・)
        Oct 10, 2021
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      3. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        I use knife and a fork when I eat pizza outside~
        Oct 10, 2021
    12. akki
      akki
      Free mocha Frappuccino~ yummy! ☕️\(•~•)
      1. One Perfect Veteran likes this.
      2. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        Its so cold... frappucino? Death is near
        Oct 8, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        *sip sip sip* it’s all good~
        Oct 10, 2021
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      4. One Perfect Veteran
        Oct 10, 2021
    13. akki
      akki
      Cereal with banana flavour milk is yummy~
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    14. akki
      akki
      Who wants a Halloween icon?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Done. Bury him quick I’ve only bought it for the day~
        Oct 7, 2021
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      3. LuftRauser
        LuftRauser
        Me o/
        Oct 7, 2021
      4. akki
        akki
        Here’s one to kinda match your avi~
        Oct 8, 2021
    15. akki
      akki
      You know when a doctor wants to look in your and the use that lil wooded stick to hold your tongue down?
      1. Lonelycity likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        The doc tried to look in my nieces mouth and she kicked him in the nuts~ hahahahaha
        Oct 6, 2021
        Eru101, Mr Popo and Lonelycity like this.
      3. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        Ooof
        Oct 6, 2021
        Mr Popo likes this.
    16. melomarl
      melomarl
      I like the avi~
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *thumbs up*
        Oct 6, 2021
    17. akki
      akki
      Every novel should have an epilogue!
      1. Laling likes this.
      2. Laling
        Laling
        or extras, either way i agree
        Oct 2, 2021
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        I wish Strange life of a cat have one….loved that story, even if the end was a bit….weak….
        Oct 3, 2021
    18. akki
      akki
      Not many icons all over new profiles posts. Surprised someone hasn't done a mass Halloween chicken buy~
      1. Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi and amilhs like this.
      2. Writer_Luna
        Writer_Luna
        You ask interesting questions let me know if you have any~
        Oct 1, 2021
      3. akki
        akki
        Sure~
        Oct 2, 2021
    19. The_Essay_Writer
      The_Essay_Writer
      I'm sorry what, what was the point of telling me how you taste like might I ask?
    20. Raneday
      Raneday
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        Yes please~
        Oct 4, 2021
      3. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        *Gives Skullie choco-chip cookies*
        Oct 5, 2021
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *nom*
        Oct 5, 2021
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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