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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Corpse Looter], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

It is time for coffee~ ☕️\(•~•) Jul 25, 2021 at 6:51 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      It is time for coffee~ ☕️\(•~•)
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    2. akki
      akki
      I wish I could lower or raise my body temperature by 1-10°C with a simple thought~
      1. Cerene likes this.
    3. akki
      akki
      I should stop going to my sisters house. I’m beginning to suspect she bought her BBQ grill to make the rest of us fatter..
    4. akki
      akki
      When you feel uncomfortable in the awkward silence but the awkward conversation isn’t any better~
      1. Bad Storm and Mr Popo like this.
      2. escaped prisoner evernight
        escaped prisoner evernight
        Kill everyone so the awkwardness dies
        Jul 24, 2021 at 5:42 PM
    5. Triphily
      Triphily
      The darkness longs for the master~
      Escape the mortal realms with me, faster!

      YOU ARE NOW BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALMS!!!~
      1. Gandire Alea likes this.
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      3. Triphily
        Triphily
        I'm extremely sorry for the inconvenience... :'(
        This was a DARE given by Alea senpai!!!
        I'm not flirting~ >.<
        Jul 24, 2021 at 5:19 PM
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      4. akki
        akki
        *coughs* I’m just messing with ya~
        Jul 24, 2021 at 5:34 PM
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      5. Triphily
        Triphily
        Hahahaha... You got me there! >.>
        Jul 24, 2021 at 5:39 PM
    6. akki
      akki
      Which is more awkward, when you're left hanging when you go for a high five or when you go for a handshake?
      1. Zahliarenee likes this.
      2. idlereader
        idlereader
        High five. Its more noticeable, while you can (somewhat)easily get away with the handshake.
        Jul 24, 2021 at 10:44 AM
      3. Zahliarenee
        Zahliarenee
        In my personal experience, I would say high five.
        Jul 24, 2021 at 10:45 AM
      4. GREED444
        GREED444
        high five
        Jul 24, 2021 at 11:11 AM
    7. akki
      akki
      The drones show in the opening ceremony of the Olympics was amazing. Well done Japan, that was impressive~
      1. ciana likes this.
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      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        You mean the giant robot event??
        Jul 23, 2021 at 8:18 PM
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      4. Mr Popo
        Mr Popo
        More like a giant robot joining the Olympics XD
        Jul 23, 2021 at 8:20 PM
      5. akki
        Jul 23, 2021 at 8:25 PM
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    8. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Does anyone else remember when Akki would respond to, “goodnight,” with, “shoo shoo”??
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Lol that was mainly cos I would say it to @Matsurika so I start saying it to others. I should start shooing people again~
        Jul 23, 2021 at 6:58 PM
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        yes...I remember all the shooing
        Jul 23, 2021 at 8:17 PM
    9. akki
      akki
      I have updated my status~
      1. ciana likes this.
      2. Sayne
        Sayne
        Nice update
        Jul 23, 2021 at 6:49 PM
      3. Triphily
        Triphily
        Congratulations~(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
        Jul 23, 2021 at 6:52 PM
      4. akki
        akki
        I know right. I’ve outdone myself~
        Jul 23, 2021 at 6:57 PM
    10. akki
      akki
      No matter how prepared you are, as you step out the house, you’re gna realise there’s always something that you’ll forget~
      1. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        As long as i have my phone, watch, wallet and umbrella with me, I'm good!
        Jul 22, 2021 at 6:57 AM
    11. akki
      akki
      1. Lissi
        Lissi
        "just abandon the island" omgg XD
        Jul 22, 2021 at 2:57 AM
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    12. akki
      akki
      I ate too much. Worth it~
    13. KWQ777
      KWQ777
      Thanks for you message! im still trying to understand this plataform. but it was nice to see you message
      1. akki and Mr Popo like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        You’re welcome. Have fun getting the hang of things~
        Jul 20, 2021
    14. akki
      akki
      Eid Mubarak to everyone who is celebrating~
      1. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        Eid Mubarak!!!
        Jul 21, 2021
        akki likes this.
    15. akki
      akki
      Are trophy points that precious or do people genuinely want to create so many threads?
      1. Glass Shard
        Glass Shard
        People genuinly want to create the thread when they are curious. Otherwise they just want to grind to be in the top 10
        Jul 20, 2021
      2. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        It's more like an number obsession for some tho
        Jul 21, 2021
    16. akki
      akki
      When a bug decides to play chicken with you and loses. akki: 8 - Bug: RIP~
      1. samia zahin, Bad Storm and Cerene like this.
      2. Sayne
        Sayne
        The bug crawled in your ear and is laying eggs there, be careful mate
        Jul 16, 2021
        Shirayuki.. and Cerene like this.
    17. akki
      akki
      Were sunglasses invented to shield your eyes from sunlight or to allow you to s̶t̶a̶r̶e̶ observe people without them noticing?
      1. samia zahin, Matsurika and Aho like this.
      2. Aho
        Aho
        The latter, definitely.
        Jul 14, 2021
      3. Mr Popo
        Mr Popo
        When they were first made by chinese, their initial purpose was to hide people's emotions when talking to others, mainly used by the rich and legal officials, protecting from sunlight was just an advantage
        ps: didn't know this before, seemed like an interesting subject, so I made a quick research, thanks for the info
        Jul 14, 2021
        Cerene and Aho like this.
    18. samia zahin
      samia zahin
      owo You look so elegantly pretty (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
      1. akki likes this.
    19. akki
      akki
      People who can't fill out forms correctly should be slapped. If ya can't write your own name properly, maybe you get someone else to do it?
      1. otaku31, strayCat0 and Aix_Anra like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        *shocked* snowbun is married. In my mind I just think everyone here is really young lol.

        Well your situation is different really. It’s not like your making a mistake~
        Jul 12, 2021
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      4. Snowbun
        Snowbun
        =u=) yup, I'm a married aunty bun... Forms...It really depends on where and when. In Japan, it was just impossible to write my full name TAT)/ and in the US they think everything is a random middle name...
        Jul 12, 2021
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      5. samia zahin
        samia zahin
        *peeks*And here I am, a person who's never actually filled out a form. My parents have always done it, they don't trust me with the job. Q.Q
        Jul 12, 2021
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    20. akki
      akki
      The curse of the penalties….grrr!!!!
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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