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These Indian movies where the husband cheats on his wife, she wants him back, they live happily ever after.....they’re so fucking stupid! Mar 19, 2019 at 8:07 PM

    1. Blitz
      Blitz
      thanks for the 13N 0/
      what's the occasion?
      1. akki
        akki
        Evening up my nuffies. And cos I liked the pic yesterday~
        Mar 19, 2019 at 10:25 PM
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    2. akki
      akki
      These Indian movies where the husband cheats on his wife, she wants him back, they live happily ever after.....they’re so fucking stupid!
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      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        What about the ML and FL dancing around palm trees doing mating songs?
        Mar 19, 2019 at 8:37 PM
      4. DocB
        DocB
        Every movie with "live happy ever after" is stupid, what it mean is that in less than a year they died a simultaneos death
        Mar 19, 2019 at 9:24 PM
      5. TwilightForest
        TwilightForest
        This cliche trope was once popular in Bollywood. But today's multiplex movies have long rejected it.
        Mar 20, 2019 at 12:19 AM
    3. akki
      akki
      Who wants $13 minus tax?
    4. akki
      akki
      Do translators read as they translate or do they just translate word for word and release?
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      2. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        I translate a paragraph, and if it doesn’t make sense, i translate the next paragraph for context. Sometimes I’ll discover that something further down connects to something from before and go back to fix it.
        Mar 19, 2019 at 5:08 PM
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      3. akki
        akki
        I was reading a novel and a character’s gender was wrong. If it was once I’d understand it being a mistranslation. But it was wrong a few times. This made me wonder if the translators actually read what they’re translating. Cos you would know the character’s gender and realise you’ve made a mistake.
        Mar 19, 2019 at 5:35 PM
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      4. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        That’ a lousy translator
        Mar 19, 2019 at 11:25 PM
    5. Blitz
    6. akki
      akki
      When you try to remove what looks like dirt on your finger only to realise it’s dry blood....wtf! When did I cut my finger?
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        o.o!
        who did you kill akki D:
        Mar 18, 2019 at 1:14 PM
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      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        1) thats gross...
        2) why did you kill rika? For the cheese???
        Mar 18, 2019 at 4:08 PM
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      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Of course he killed Ophi-kun, who else could it be~?
        Mar 18, 2019 at 6:12 PM
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    7. akki
      akki
      Boring~
      1. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        such a statement is generally followed by further explanation. guess you died from your boredom. light a funeral pyre
        Mar 18, 2019 at 1:29 AM
    8. akki
      akki
      Someone name me a good recent fantasy/magic anime please~
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        "Legend of Akki, the animations"
        Mar 16, 2019 at 5:07 PM
    9. akki
      akki
      Trying to eat my food here and read my novels but then an old friend appears sits next to me....tch! It’s nice to see ya but leave me alone~
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      2. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Same same! Like we could meet in another time when I finish reading my novel bruh
        Mar 14, 2019 at 1:53 PM
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      3. akki
        akki
        Worse part is that he literally lives down the road from me and I’ve never seen him for ages. Why the hell am I bumping into him now?
        Mar 14, 2019 at 2:02 PM
      4. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Everything has a reason... maybe the novel wasn't meant for you to read so he was used as sign-- *fried by akki*
        Mar 14, 2019 at 2:03 PM
    10. akki
      akki
      Old man’s flirting with a woman while her husband(?) is standing right there next to her.....lol~
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Husband: *turns around and see wife folding her hands while frowning* "umm.. hun, that was.. just an old.. classmate! Yeah, just an old classmate.."
        Wife: "hmph!" *goes home*
        Husband: "hun? Hun? Where are you going?" *chase after her*
        Mar 14, 2019 at 12:46 PM
      4. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        That makes sense~
        Mar 14, 2019 at 12:46 PM
      5. Zheya
        Zheya
        How old is the man?
        Mar 14, 2019 at 12:52 PM
    11. akki
      akki
      I’m at my appointment and I’ve been told there could be an hour wait...
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Right about now a good app that can read text to speech sounds about good~
        Mar 14, 2019 at 12:37 PM
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      3. akki
        akki
        I’m done at the clinic and I didn’t get the drops~ \o/
        Mar 14, 2019 at 12:55 PM
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      4. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Yaaayyy~
        Mar 14, 2019 at 12:56 PM
    12. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Fun Fact of the Day: Civilizations evolve around their weather.
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    13. Ddraig
      Ddraig
      Error 404: Missing Red head
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      2. akki
        akki
        Foolish mortal they’re not missing. They’re all in Brascovia at the moment~
        Mar 13, 2019
    14. akki
      akki
      Custard!!!
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Popcorn
        Mar 13, 2019
      3. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        cinemas
        Mar 13, 2019
      4. amilhs
        amilhs
        Movie
        Mar 13, 2019
    15. akki
      akki
      When all else fails, bake cookies~
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      3. Razogul
        Razogul
        That sounds actually delicious, and I don't like coconut much.
        Mar 12, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Why you gotta ruin the cookie by putting raisins in it?
        Mar 12, 2019
      5. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Oh, I forgot it has pecans in it, too.
        X
        Mar 12, 2019
    16. akki
      akki
      Going for a run while it’s pissing outside. You gotta respect these guys~
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      3. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Yah, I just found it very expressive hehehehehe
        Mar 12, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        It rains a lot here. It’s common to hear someone say that when it’s a really rainy~
        Mar 12, 2019
      5. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Wahahahha, gomen gomen, it's just the first time for me to hear somebody say(write) it... and compared to yours, we're being cooked here cause its very very hot!
        Mar 12, 2019
    17. akki
      akki
      I can never understand why people wait minutes for a bus just to go a couple of stops down the road~
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Or it's windy. >.<
        Mar 12, 2019
      3. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Or they just want to not exercise...
        Mar 12, 2019
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Or feels sick. =)
        Mar 12, 2019
    18. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
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    19. akki
      akki
      Lemon & Lime flavoured Jaffa Cakes are yummy!
      1. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        *searches up Jaffa cake*
        Suddenly I want one now
        Mar 10, 2019
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      2. akki
        akki
        They are yummy. I think I might prefer this one over the original ones~
        Mar 10, 2019
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    20. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      Oh God, that surprise! xD

      *glomps*
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      2. akki
        akki
        You should make westie work hard. He should spread the name of Brascovia everywhere~
        Mar 9, 2019
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *looks at his avi*

        Oh dear God.
        Mar 9, 2019
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        off with your head!
        Mar 11, 2019
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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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