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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      I feel annoyed~
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    2. Emmyy
      Emmyy
      I might go over Spring Break to check it out thx !
    3. Emmyy
      Emmyy
      I'm thinking of teaching in London in the Fall. I know you know the best coffee shops lol but where is a safe moderately priced area to live ?
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      3. Emmyy
        Emmyy
        Hmm..why did I think you lived in London haha...that's fine I will figure it out...I thought you were a coffee lovin' Londoner!
        Feb 27, 2024
      4. akki
        akki
        I'm pretty sure I've seen people here from London. I'd say create a thread and ask for advice. You should get some suggestions~
        Feb 29, 2024
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      5. Emmyy
        Emmyy
        Thx! good idea ❤!
        Mar 1, 2024
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    4. Accidentally
      Accidentally
      *pours boba*
    5. Little Star
      Little Star
      *pours milk tea*
    6. Daisydacrazy
      Daisydacrazy
      *pours u a cup of coffee*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. ScyllaNeil
        ScyllaNeil
        Suspicious coffee...
        Dec 29, 2023
    7. HesheFell
      HesheFell
      Are you going to watch live action Yu Yu Hakusho?
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        There's a live action??
        Dec 25, 2023
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      2. akki
        akki
        Had the same reaction as meatbun there. But now I have seen it on netflix. I will give it a watch and see how it is~
        Jan 14, 2024
        HesheFell and GonZ555 like this.
      3. HesheFell
        HesheFell
        @GonZ555 @akki It's marketing is non-existent is probably why.I found out by accident.
        Jan 27, 2024
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    8. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      *pours a handbrewed coffee*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Thanks~ ☕\(•~•)
        Dec 22, 2023
        ReaderReader likes this.
    9. akki
      akki
      Thanks for the icon~
      1. thatshou likes this.
      2. PeanutButter and 23 others
        PeanutButter and 23 others
        I dont see icon tho, probably has expired
        Dec 13, 2023
        amilhs likes this.
      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Happy new year, akki.
        Dec 31, 2023
        akki likes this.
    10. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *steal akki's coffee*
      *sips*
      1. I Am Made Of Memories likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *steals your meat* now you're just an empty bun~
        Dec 12, 2023
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        So you're saying coffee is empty? O.o
        Dec 12, 2023
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        lewd
        Dec 28, 2023
        GonZ555 likes this.
    11. PeanutButter and 23 others
      PeanutButter and 23 others
      Careful a red flag ahead. But it's good thing Aķki love red color, so it's no problem.
      1. SleepingTaiger likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *coughs* you know I just like redheads and not the colour red..
        Dec 12, 2023
    12. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      YOUOY (•~•)/
      1. I Am Made Of Memories likes this.
      2. amilhs
        amilhs
        Welcome~ <3
        Nov 24, 2023
    13. Skullie
      Skullie
      Coffee
      1. SleepingTaiger and Catshead like this.
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Black
        Nov 23, 2023
      4. akki
        akki
        Awww you all came over and brought me coffee. Thanks guys~ ☕\(•~•)
        Nov 23, 2023
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        *hugs*
        Now gimme your secret recipe
        Nov 26, 2023
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    14. akki
      akki
      Hot gulab jamun on cold ice cream is a good combo~
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      2. akki
        akki
        I went back to the place and had some more. Yummy~
        Nov 15, 2023
      3. theknownuser
        theknownuser
        Ok so you're technically not putting in the syrup?
        Nov 16, 2023
      4. akki
        akki
        Na that would be too much. I mean maybe a bit with the gulab jamun but not extra~
        Nov 16, 2023
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    15. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      ┬┴┬┴┤
      ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・) *peeks*
      *leaves plate of cookies*
      ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・)
      ┬┴┬┴┤ *sneaks away*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *place hot coffee to go along with the cookies*
        *follows the cookie fairy's footsteps*
        Oct 21, 2023
        akki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Thanks~
        Oct 29, 2023
    16. One Perfect Veteran
      One Perfect Veteran
      the ever demonic akki
      1. Issis likes this.
      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        *steals coffee*
        Oct 15, 2023
        Issis and One Perfect Veteran like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *steals stormie*
        Oct 29, 2023
        One Perfect Veteran and Issis like this.
      4. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        *steals akki*
        Oct 29, 2023
    17. akki
      akki
      Oda, please kill off Usopp~
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      3. akki
        akki
        Because he's annoying. A let down for the whole crew with his cowardliness~
        Oct 29, 2023
      4. Agentt
        Agentt
        I too also hate such characters
        Nov 2, 2023
        akki likes this.
      5. HesheFell
        HesheFell
        I wish I saw this earlier. I am disappointed in you, akki. What kind of fan wants a crewmate to die *shakes head with pretend disappointment* I did like him in the live action though.
        Dec 25, 2023
    18. akki
      akki
      Live action drama or anime, Zoro is still my favourite character. And Usopp is least favourite. Actually I don't like him at all tbh~
      1. ReaderReader likes this.
      2. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        they did sanji dirty
        Oct 21, 2023
    19. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      belated happy birthday~
      1. ScyllaNeil
        ScyllaNeil
        Happy birthday~
        Sep 17, 2023
      2. akki
        akki
        *coughs* thanks~
        Sep 29, 2023
    20. akki
      akki
      Spent 1 month in Bangladesh and just came back last week. Why am I feeing hotter here this last week compared to the month over there?
      1. yuzuki and Silver Snake like this.
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      3. Esha07
        Esha07
        Well yeah considering how I have been sleeping on the floor for the pst two days!
        Sep 8, 2023
      4. PeanutButter and 23 others
        PeanutButter and 23 others
        Did you eat spicy local food while spent days in there?
        Sep 9, 2023
      5. Alexcia
        Alexcia
        Wait how, shouldn't it be close to winter there?
        Sep 10, 2023
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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