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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief], Male, from Fighting Grendel The Giant On The 468th Floor

I cracked a mirror today so if you don’t hear from me after this... May 19, 2019 at 2:40 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      I cracked a mirror today so if you don’t hear from me after this...
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      2. Frozen tentacled ink
        Frozen tentacled ink
        ill assume ill hear from you in 7 years desu
        May 19, 2019 at 2:49 PM
      3. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        You scared the mirror? (o_O) !
        May 19, 2019 at 4:48 PM
    2. akki
      akki
      Seeing Keanu Reeves as a cool and serious John Wick........and then remembering him as Ted~ lol
      1. strayCat0 likes this.
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Imagine Ted with Gun-Fu
        May 21, 2019 at 1:56 AM
    3. akki
      akki
      Why is this guy walking around with a comb in his hand when he’s hardly got any hair?
      1. strayCat0 likes this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Grooming the hair he got left so that it doesnt leave
        May 17, 2019 at 4:18 PM
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      3. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        maybe he is bringing it to someone and he has not found them yet ?
        May 17, 2019 at 4:33 PM
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    4. akki
      akki
      I’ve never seen someone dye their hair as well as their eyebrows bright pink. It looks weird~
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      3. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        I've seen people dye their eyebrows as well as their hair before.
        X
        May 17, 2019 at 12:29 PM
      4. akki
        akki
        Yes eyebrows. I’ve seen eyebrows dyed black/blonde/brown. You can get away with that. Pink just looks weird~
        May 17, 2019 at 4:06 PM
      5. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        Just think about it as semi-perma cosplay =^.^=
        May 17, 2019 at 4:07 PM
    5. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      Ariel?
      X
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Akkiel?
        May 16, 2019 at 11:51 PM
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      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Arki?
        May 17, 2019 at 12:06 AM
      3. akki
        akki
        Maybe~
        May 17, 2019 at 9:07 AM
    6. akki
      akki
      Man has a scorpion tattooed onto his face. Woman has 3 teeth over her belly button. I like tattoos but I do not understand them choices~
      1. 911
        911
        Mobs, mobs everywhere
        May 14, 2019
    7. akki
      akki
      A sunny day, not too warm and a breeze wherever you go~ heaven! Why can’t the weather always be like this?
      1. Matsurika, strayCat0 and Accidentally like this.
    8. akki
      akki
      Man sitting on top of a bin praying....hmm that’s a new one~
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Dont forget teddy~
        May 13, 2019
      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        It's as good a place as any. \o/

        I hope their prayers are answered.
        May 13, 2019
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      4. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        After all...God is everywhere
        May 13, 2019
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    9. akki
      akki
      Hmm the bus didn’t stop. Does it want me to stop being lazy and walk home? I suppose I could do that..
      1. GonZ555 likes this.
      2. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        It's Sunday....enjoy your walk!
        May 12, 2019
    10. akki
      akki
      2 mins walk + 12 mins wait + 13 mins bus ride + 3 mins walk + 18 mins bus ride. Just to avoid a 25 minutes walk. It’s a lazy Sunday y’all~
      1. akki
        akki
        Hmm now how should I go home when I’m done with my stuff?
        May 12, 2019
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      2. 911
        911
        Try bike, 5 minutes trip
        May 12, 2019
    11. amilhs
      amilhs
      Akki~
      Hello~ can you give me another couples pic?xD
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      2. amilhs
        amilhs
        hahaha.
        Thank you~
        May 12, 2019
      3. Li hir
        Li hir
        I already see them before and I don't really like it. @amilhs
        May 13, 2019
      4. amilhs
        amilhs
        @Li hir so no?
        You want our current one?or?
        May 13, 2019
    12. akki
      akki
      Looking for novels on my phone and suddenly a YouTube video starts playing on a different tab. Wtf! How the hell did that happen?
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      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Maaaagick.
        May 12, 2019
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    13. HesheFell
      HesheFell
      Hi akki! I'm just checking to see who's still here :)
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      3. HesheFell
        HesheFell
        I got lost on a chinese raw site reading BL. Just clawed my way back to NUF today
        May 12, 2019
        Matsurika and akki like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Haha. You must have gotten in real deep if it took you several months to find your way back~
        May 12, 2019
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      5. HesheFell
        HesheFell
        VERY. I fell down the cliff these few days and had to climb back up again. Took me 9 days "_" Imma BLAA now. I read so many good books but was too addicted to stop & share them.
        May 21, 2019 at 12:13 AM
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    14. Raneday
      Raneday
      1. HesheFell, Matsurika and Shem like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *internally debates whether he should catch her or not*
        May 11, 2019
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        May 11, 2019
      4. Matsurika
        May 12, 2019
    15. akki
      akki
      Wondering why the mouse isn’t working when it’s not even plugged in.....thank god it’s Friday today~
      1. Jiang Chen
        May 10, 2019
    16. akki
      akki
      What’s that, 3 number 7 buses have come together~ shitty bus service!
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Did you win a bus jackpot?
        May 10, 2019
    17. akki
      akki
      Grrr! Why did I forget my scarf today?
      1. GoldenGoddess likes this.
      2. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        *hugs*
        May 9, 2019
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *runs around with akki's scarf*
        May 9, 2019
        akki and GoldenGoddess like this.
    18. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Oh! The Little mermaid :D
      1. akki
        akki
        I didn’t notice~
        May 8, 2019
    19. akki
      akki
      Ay ay ay there’s so much rain..
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      2. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        You should thank the banana. He's the main contributor.
        May 8, 2019
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      3. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        >.>
        I don't know if I'm supposed to say you're welcome or protest this treatment.
        May 8, 2019
      4. TwilightForest
        TwilightForest
        Thanks, banana:)
        May 8, 2019
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    20. GoldenGoddess
      GoldenGoddess
      Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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