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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Stigma], Male, from Learning Morse Code On The 466th Floor

I like Romesh Ranganathan but dudes everywhere now. It’s kinda annoying~ Jan 16, 2019 at 11:17 PM

    1. Dountmindme
    2. akki
      akki
      I like Romesh Ranganathan but dudes everywhere now. It’s kinda annoying~
      1. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *doesn't like Romesh Ranganathan*
        *also doesn't like Richard Ayoade*
        Hmm, everyone has their preferences.
        Is this to do with the Gillette advert?
        X
        Jan 17, 2019 at 12:25 AM
    3. akki
      akki
      Past 4am and I’m still not sleepy. Where are them sheep at? I need to start counting..
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      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Oh, I would advise trying to study and your mind will be so bored it'll sleep.
        Jan 16, 2019 at 4:14 AM
      3. Rufi-sidd
        Rufi-sidd
        Still awake at 4.....! I become a dead corpse at 1 lol
        Jan 16, 2019 at 8:43 AM
    4. Arcturus
      Arcturus
      *wanders into house and sleeps on bed*
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      2. akki
        akki
        *covers with a blanket*
        Jan 11, 2019 at 4:04 PM
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      3. Arcturus
        Arcturus
        *pats my two children*. Ah yes akki I adopted skullie btw
        Jan 12, 2019 at 4:27 AM
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *sparkly eyes*
        *glomp akki-nii*
        Jan 13, 2019 at 12:43 AM
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    5. jamechi
      jamechi
      *steals the coffee and drinks*
      1. akki
        akki
        What coffee? I’ve quit for now~
        Jan 10, 2019
      2. jamechi
        jamechi
        The one you have stashed as emergency fpr random cravinga :sips:
        Jan 10, 2019
    6. akki
      akki
      Who wants a Christmas icon?
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      2. Hirame
        Hirame
        I didnt call 5 using pronoun, you know?
        Jan 10, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        So only one for icon? Take your pick or I’m going random~
        Jan 10, 2019
      4. Hirame
        Hirame
        Give him chicken \o/
        Jan 10, 2019
    7. akki
      akki
      Okay translator, I appreciate the translating but please stop all the pointless additional notes. It’s annoying!
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Or they do know about it but know that some people don't read those often so they put it right in the middle of the story to make sure you read it
        Jan 10, 2019
      4. Arie Sun
        Arie Sun
        The book which you pay or the one where it's translated for free?
        Jan 10, 2019
      5. akki
        akki
        translated one~
        Jan 10, 2019
    8. akki
      akki
      Sleeping for 1 hour but it feels like you slept for 8 hours or sleeping for 8 hours but it feels like you slept for 1 hour......I hate that!
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        You sound like you need a seriously nice cuppa coffee.
        Jan 10, 2019
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      4. LuftRauser
        LuftRauser
        No, the feel that my bed is tied me up. Every time i lay my body down, it's scary. The gravitational pull are x10 the normal g
        Jan 10, 2019
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    9. akki
      akki
      Hmm~
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      2. Kami Association
        Jan 9, 2019
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Hmm!
        Jan 9, 2019
      4. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        .... hmmm
        Jan 9, 2019
    10. akki
      akki
      গুগল অনুবাদ সবসময় কাজ করে না।
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      3. Mrinmoye
        Mrinmoye
        Oh yes...I get it now.yes..sometimes it works..but most of the time it won't work.
        Jan 9, 2019
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      4. akki
        akki
        Aye. Yesterday I wrote something and I pretty much got the opposite meaning. It was strange~
        Jan 9, 2019
      5. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        Just copied and pasted into the search engine and said translate from bengali to english. works generally on other languages
        Jan 9, 2019
    11. Raneday
      Raneday
      1. akki likes this.
      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        you know. rane is the person who tag me the most *hugs*
        even if is to bully me *sadness*
        Jan 7, 2019
        Raneday and akki like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *waters lovely*
        Jan 7, 2019
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    12. akki
      akki
      C’mon people, INDICATE!!!
      1. leegood likes this.
      2. leegood
        leegood
        (~^o^)/, *presses the in need of cookies indicator button *
        Jan 5, 2019
        akki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *gives you a cookie*
        Jan 5, 2019
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      4. leegood
        leegood
        (~^p^~), *nomnomnom*
        \(~^o^~)/, *huggles akki*
        Jan 5, 2019
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    13. akki
      akki
      Is there such a thing as savoury tooth?
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        There's a website called savoury tooth that gives you low carb recipes apparently
        Jan 4, 2019
    14. akki
      akki
      Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee......phew I made it~
      1. Blitz, Ddraig and Effugium like this.
      2. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        The relief that you can now relax your sphincter without peeing over yourself....phew
        Jan 4, 2019
    15. akki
      akki
      What’s with the phantom thread in latest topics?
      1. RTS and Rufi-sidd like this.
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Nah someone posted a thread with only Chinese characters.
        Jan 4, 2019
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      4. Blitz
        Blitz
        You can see it on the lastest posts section. Well a mod should lock it soon
        Jan 4, 2019
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      5. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Jan 4, 2019
    16. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      Your avi is pretty, akki.
      X
      1. akki and Xieljhane like this.
      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        that was the ideal form that akki's working hard to become
        Jan 4, 2019
    17. akki
      akki
      First redhead of the new year~ \o/
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Oh! I thought he just liked them. >.>
        Does that mean that @akki is a ginga?
        Jan 3, 2019
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        what's a ginga?

        well technically akki likes redhead so you're not entirely wrong yanno
        Jan 3, 2019
      5. Femme Fatale
    18. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      Happy New Years dungeon crawler
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Happy New Year last boss~
        Jan 2, 2019
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    19. akki
      akki
      Stupid arm, why were you sleeping under me?
    20. akki
      akki
      I wonder how many people in America get shot because they wouldn’t sell alcohol to a person who was under the legal purchase age~
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    <Akki>
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    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +365]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +365]

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