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*reads the reviews for The City Of Terror* person A says its like The Ultimate Evolution~ Nov 13, 2018 at 7:51 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      *reads the reviews for The City Of Terror* person A says its like The Ultimate Evolution~
      1. Lovely and Ruyue like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *reads the reviews for The Ultimate Evolution* person B says it’s like Terror Infinity~
        Nov 13, 2018 at 7:52 PM
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      3. akki
        akki
        *reads the reviews for Terror Infinity* person C says it’s like Gantz~
        Nov 13, 2018 at 7:53 PM
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      4. akki
        akki
        I give up~ *doesn’t read reviews on Gantz*
        Nov 13, 2018 at 7:53 PM
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    3. jamechi
      jamechi
      Please don't stop my tempo~

      *goes on a killing spree* \o/
      1. akki
        akki
        Hmm?
        Nov 13, 2018 at 4:43 PM
      2. jamechi
        jamechi
        *stabs*
        Nov 13, 2018 at 7:32 PM
    4. akki
      akki
      9-5-5-9-7-5-5-9-5-5-9-5-5
    5. akki
      akki
      8-6-5-5
      1. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        -8
        Nov 10, 2018 at 6:17 PM
    6. akki
      akki
      All hail VOXI! All hail VOXI! All hail VOXI!
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      3. akki
        akki
        I dunno. Saw it on some tv advert~
        Nov 9, 2018 at 9:45 PM
        Ruyue and Lovely like this.
      4. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Oh okay, i thought it was something important lol
        Nov 9, 2018 at 10:22 PM
      5. static7s
        static7s
        *refuses*
        Nov 9, 2018 at 10:32 PM
        Ruyue likes this.
    7. akki
      akki
      When it starts pissing down with rain just after you get to your destination. Phew~ I'm so fucking lucky!
      1. Lovely and Bad Storm like this.
      2. LuftRauser
        LuftRauser
        good for u
        Nov 8, 2018 at 1:11 PM
    8. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
      1. Lovely and akki like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        No. Cos he’s dead and obv can’t get married~
        Nov 8, 2018 at 8:56 AM
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      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        But if he's playing possum?
        Nov 8, 2018 at 8:59 AM
      5. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        I actually tried searching posthumous marriage and saw that it was possible under some conditions haha. So strange
        Nov 8, 2018 at 9:07 AM
    9. akki
      akki
      Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he starves to death cos he’s too lazy to go fishing.....you murderer!
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      3. hayyan
        hayyan
        His fault to ask for help from me.
        Nov 8, 2018 at 3:15 PM
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      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        wait so @Ophious is...


        Rest in Pepperoni Ophi!
        Nov 9, 2018 at 7:35 AM
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        I ain't that lazy!
        Nov 9, 2018 at 1:32 PM
    10. akki
      akki
      It would be cool if there were fireworks icons for Guy Fawkes Night~
      1. Lovely and Ruyue like this.
      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        >_> I'm still wondering why that's a holiday/event
        Nov 5, 2018
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      3. akki
        akki
        The gunpowder plot failed and King James I didn’t get killed. Then they started to celebrate this with fireworks~
        Nov 5, 2018
        Ruyue and Archaic pickle like this.
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Yeah I looked it up before, did they name it after him for a sense of Schadenfreude?
        Just seems weird to celebrate with fireworks for a plot to bomb the house of Lord's, ironic?
        Nov 5, 2018
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      2. Refan25
        Refan25
        What's that for hooman? ヘ(^・・^=)~
        Nov 4, 2018
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    12. akki
      akki
      A train just leaves a station and enters a tunnel. Where is the best place for a claustrophobic person to sit?
      1. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        The window while being bodyblock by another person next to him.
        Nov 4, 2018
      2. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        Why would a claustrophobic person enter a train??
        Nov 4, 2018
      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Last carriage/ on engine/ in front of the train/ behind the train
        Nov 4, 2018
    13. akki
      akki
      When a bug decides to play chicken with you and loses. akki: 2 - Bug: RIP~
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Bug: chuu~ *kiss akki*
        Nov 3, 2018
    14. akki
      akki
      When you have a thought but get distracted by something. Then you try hard to remember what that thought was but can’t and get annoyed..
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      3. Refan25
        Refan25
        ヽ(▣﹏▣\*≡*/▣﹏▣)ノ Hooman has alzhimer?Don't forget this lord. ₊·(ϱ॔﹏ᵕ๑॓)‧*
        Nov 3, 2018
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      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Nov 3, 2018
        Ruyue and akki like this.
      5. Lovely
        Lovely
        D:
        Nov 3, 2018
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    15. akki
      akki
      Venerated Venomous Consort.........what a load of bullshit!
      1. Ruyue likes this.
      2. Refan25
        Refan25
        Uhh what's that hooman would you be so kind to tell this lord what that is? ヽ༼ ʘ̚لʘ̚༼◕_◕༽◉_◔ ༽ノ
        Nov 2, 2018
    16. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
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      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        *was still not here then*
        Nov 2, 2018
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Wont the apple rot away before he got back?
        Nov 2, 2018
      4. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Generally, apples would last 5-7 days when stored at room temperature. If properly stored in the refrigerator it could last 1-2 months. Lastly, it you store it in an area where the temperature is between 30°F and 40°F with high humidity, it could even last for 6 months!
        Nov 2, 2018
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    17. akki
      akki
      Look a dead body. Hmm what to do? I know, I’ll grab the murder weapon for a sec and then run away....why do people always do this in movies?
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      3. AhoDesuGa
        AhoDesuGa
        smart move.
        Oct 31, 2018
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      4. Vincey
        Vincey
        Or split up and go to the attic or basement where there is no escape.
        Nov 1, 2018
        AhoDesuGa and Ruyue like this.
      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Playing hide and seek with a murderer.. how heart throbbing..
        Nov 1, 2018
    18. akki
      akki
      A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?
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      3. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        At this point it doesnt even matter because @GonZ555 is probably going to kill you either way...
        Oct 29, 2018
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        I think he’ll throw in a poison grenade and pretend nothing happened
        Oct 29, 2018
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      5. 911
        911
        *patroling across this place*
        Oct 29, 2018
    19. akki
      akki
      The Princess Bride is on and I missed it. Such a shame~
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      3. akki
        akki
        The movie comes on every Christmas and I watch it. So I’ve seen it too many times since I was young.
        Oct 28, 2018
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        I love this movie so much I own the DVD. >.>
        Oct 28, 2018
      5. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        The book and film are both brilliant.
        X
        Oct 28, 2018
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    20. akki
      akki
      It’s a sad moment when you have to drop a novel you thought could’ve been fun to read~
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      3. Apex
        Apex
        tell meeeeee
        Oct 28, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        @Ripple character personalities that make the novel more annoying than enjoyable. I’d rather not read it~
        Oct 28, 2018
      5. Apex
        Apex
        yeah those are hella annoying
        Oct 28, 2018
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    <Akki>
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    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +348]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +348]

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