akki
Joined:
Jan 9, 2016
Messages:
11,811
Likes Received:
40,039
Trophy Points:
559
Reading List:
Link

Awarded Medals 1

Gender:
Male
Home Page:
Location:
Visiting A Fox Village On The 459th Floor
Occupation:
[ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]

akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Visiting A Fox Village On The 459th Floor

Join the cause and spread the word~ Follow the awesome @BlackKnightGodzilla. May 8, 2018

    1. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      HI AKKI!!
      *Waves*
      1. OrdinaryUser likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Yo~
        May 12, 2018
    2. akki
      akki
      1. Ale Cole
        May 8, 2018
        Zone Q11 and BlackKnightGodzilla like this.
      2. Azazael
        Azazael
        Unfollowing and following works ?
        May 8, 2018
        BlackKnightGodzilla likes this.
      3. Shem
        Shem
        I'm already following her xD
        May 8, 2018
        akki and BlackKnightGodzilla like this.
    3. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      I'm trying to get people to follow me can you help me???
      1. Osamaru likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        May 8, 2018
      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        O7
        May 8, 2018
        BlackKnightGodzilla and akki like this.
    4. akki
      akki
      If you’re going through hell, keep going~
      1. Novel otaku desu and Osamaru like this.
    5. Skullie
      Skullie
      *rest on your head*
      1. akki
        akki
        *wears a hat*
        May 7, 2018
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *see darkness*
        o.o?
        May 7, 2018
    6. akki
    7. akki
      akki
      I’m having a sudden craving for coleslaw...strange...
      1. View previous comments...
      2. doomeye1337
        doomeye1337
        *gasp* I've never even thought of that possibility!
        might need to try now
        May 4, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        I used to have it like that in school. Put coleslaw in my lamb burger. Even put chips in there as well~
        May 4, 2018
      4. doomeye1337
        doomeye1337
        oh man... that sounds quite good.... I've never had a lamb burger before, but I've had lamb kebobs and koobidehs before. Their strong taste I'd imagine balances out the mild coolness of the coleslaw
        May 4, 2018
    8. akki
      akki
      Damn you Sky! Why you gotta shift all the channels around for? Now I gotta memorise the numbers all over again~ grrr!
      1. Ataraxic_L1FE and Shem like this.
      2. Ataraxic_L1FE
        Ataraxic_L1FE
        *pat pat*
        May 3, 2018
        akki likes this.
    9. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      I stole yuzu! she's on my side now *sticks tongue out*
      1. akki
        akki
        You both just murdered osa... :P
        May 2, 2018
    10. akki
      akki
      Happy Birthday Chucky~
      1. CDLevit
        Apr 30, 2018
    11. yuzuki
      yuzuki
      @akki stop eating unhealthy fooood!
      1. akki
        akki
        It’s only Jaffa cakes. It’s not that unhealthy~
        Apr 30, 2018
    12. Fossil
      Fossil
      Wait...you’ve died 348 times? How much is that compared to @Osamaru and @Ophious?
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        I’m sure they’ve died a lot more than that~
        Apr 30, 2018
        Fossil likes this.
      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        Have you been keeping track?
        Apr 30, 2018
    13. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Akkiiiii if I put male as my gender then we're a bl ship right? *w*
      1. View previous comments...
      2. jamechi
        jamechi
        Genius rika! Maybe @ABMAINA will write a BL fanfic on you
        Apr 29, 2018
        SquadCammander354 likes this.
      3. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        .... Hahaue is scary.... *feel guilty for Chichiue because apparently Hahaue get that idea because of me....*
        Apr 29, 2018
        SquadCammander354 likes this.
      4. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        :blobsweats:
        Apr 29, 2018
        SquadCammander354 and jamechi like this.
    14. lychee
      lychee
      Where's rikaaaaaa?
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Apr 28, 2018
        jamechi, Matsurika and lychee like this.
      3. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Soooo.... you still together with Hahaue? Should I call you Chichiue again? Lol
        Apr 28, 2018
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Rika is here o7
        Apr 28, 2018
        akki, Infinity Sword and jamechi like this.
    15. Infinity Sword
      Infinity Sword
      Yoo! It's been awhile ~~
      1. akki and Shem like this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Nope~~ I can only cook simple meals. I'm accountant after all.
        But I can hire people, lol. Besides I'm joining with someone so when it's come to cooking I leave it to her, while I focus on operational etc.
        Apr 28, 2018
      4. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Hmm... the thing is both LXY and desolate era in my opinion get dragged on too much. It's like never ending realms. They just keep moving to higher worlds, and soo on. That's only my opinion tho.
        Ummm this not count as spoiler right? If it is I'm really really sorry...
        Apr 28, 2018
      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Though the problem about keep getting to higher worlds is shared by many Chinese novel so I guess it's not spoilers... I really hope so.........
        Apr 28, 2018
    16. Novel otaku desu
      1. Aquabunnyyy and Shem like this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Novel otaku desu
        Novel otaku desu
        Join in kil *cough* i means stabbing akki chan? Better late than never
        For the bet.... he is afraid so he doesn't agree *sigh*
        May 4, 2018
      4. Kami Association
        Kami Association
        I have to remind you, betting involving a member of [SAO] need a payment of 500 Nuffies. You can deposit that payment to that member of another SAO's member. Since the member involved are from SAO's Shady Merchant Division, you can deposit the payment to @akki, me or @RTS
        May 4, 2018
        akki, Novel otaku desu and RTS like this.
      5. Novel otaku desu
        Novel otaku desu
        ... *roll eyes*
        May 5, 2018
    17. Skullie
      Skullie
      *hug*
      1. akki
        akki
        *steals your money while pretending to hug you*
        Apr 26, 2018
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *have no money*
        Apr 26, 2018
    18. Kudaranai
      Kudaranai
      Would you feel strongly negative if someone gave you an icon?
      1. akki
        akki
        Not particularly~
        Apr 26, 2018
        Kudaranai likes this.
      2. Kudaranai
        Kudaranai
        Okay, I'll buy you a coffee.
        Good day~
        Apr 26, 2018
        akki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Cheers~
        Apr 26, 2018
        Kudaranai likes this.
    19. Kami Association
      Kami Association
      I see your new profession... Nice


      Psst~ Here take this~ *stealthily give @akki a letter of recomendation to the Shady Alleyway Organization or SAO for short*
      1. akki, long2cool and Shem like this.
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        I also see it
        but I can't read the damn font
        Apr 24, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        What font?
        Apr 25, 2018
    20. Anitadhiman18
      Anitadhiman18
      why the tofu???
      1. akki
        akki
        I was at a Japanese food place~
        Apr 25, 2018
        Anitadhiman18 likes this.
  • Loading...
  • Loading...
  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Home Page:
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/blogs/author/akki.8743
    Location:
    Visiting A Fox Village On The 459th Floor
    Occupation:
    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +348]​

    Signature

    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    !hitb !hitu !hitl !hitb !hita !hits !hita !hitu !hitr
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +348]

    Join the cause and spread the word~ Follow the awesome @BlackKnightGodzilla
  • Loading...