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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Corpse Looter], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

Note to self: shoo shoo~ Aug 1, 2021 at 11:07 PM

    1. CloudySkySadMoon
      CloudySkySadMoon
      *steals all of your coffee* *fills your house with candy floss*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *steals all of Ophi’s coffee and fills his house with the candy floss*
        Sep 20, 2020
        CloudySkySadMoon likes this.
    2. akki
      akki
      When the bbc news presenter says “A third man had more minor injuries....”
      1. otaku31 likes this.
      2. otaku31
        otaku31
        It's a "minor" mistake. |ω・)
        Sep 18, 2020
    3. Soosoo
      Soosoo
      Are you a catpider or a spicat? *tilt head*
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      2. Soosoo
        Soosoo
        *gets patted by ocean-san* I...I'm not good at fleeing, ocean-san.. QAQ
        Sep 18, 2020
        OnceandFutureLurker and Kalto like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *pokes @Soosoo with a furry leg*
        /╲/\( •̀ ω •́ )/\╱\ hello~
        Sep 20, 2020
        OnceandFutureLurker, Kalto and Soosoo like this.
      4. Soosoo
        Soosoo
        Hello spicat~ ヾ(≧▽≦*)o
        Sep 20, 2020
        OnceandFutureLurker, akki and Kalto like this.
    4. Ahlya
      Ahlya
      Your profile pic triggers my flight or fight response ( Γ˚Д˚)Γ
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      2. Ahlya
        Ahlya
        to pat or to splat, that is the question
        Sep 17, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        Pat it. Look how cute it is with that look of curiosity on its face~
        Sep 18, 2020
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      4. Ahlya
        Ahlya
        Looks like it's curious about how to eat us (>人<)
        Sep 18, 2020
    5. akki
      akki
      I always wonder what alcohol tastes like. But then I smell a drunk guy and I’m so glad I’ve never touched that stuff~
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      2. Papercut
        Papercut
        It seems like I'm a low-quality person.
        Sep 17, 2020
      3. pass1478
        pass1478
        "Alcohol is to be enjoyed, not indulged in~
        Only low-quality ppl get wasted."

        Excuse me? That's just your opinion. Yes. I'm mad. How dare you say that "alcohol is not to be indulged in," That's like snorting cocaine not for the effects of it, but just for the sake of snorting it.

        You're spitting on history and culture as we speak. I am righteoustly angry.
        Sep 17, 2020
      4. Ahlya
        Ahlya
        Agreed (´-ω-`) smells rancid to me
        Sep 17, 2020
    6. akki
      akki
      When an English person calls it football, why do Americans (not saying all of them) insist it’s called soccer?
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      2. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        American football is called that because the ball is a foot long. The name “soccer” originally came from the British, actually.
        Sep 15, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        I know. The nickname was taken from association > assoccer > soccer. Soccer was called football in America. But when they invented their new sport that became football and football became soccer.

        Well that’s the brief history I saw. Could be wrong for all I know lol~
        Sep 15, 2020
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      4. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        Seems I either misread or wasn’t reading carefully enough, sorry.
        Sep 15, 2020
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    7. akki
      akki
      Two guys out walking meet, they nod at each other, ask “you alright?” and walk away with neither one answering the question..
      1. Soosoo, Shizukani, strayCat0 and 2 others like this.
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      3. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        It's the start of love~
        Sep 14, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        Lol what love? That’s literally what happens when two guys who are familiar yet strangers, walk past each other. They don’t know each other well enough to stop and chat. They say you alright and move on~
        Sep 14, 2020
        Soosoo and Fulminata like this.
      5. Soosoo
        Soosoo
        ...I thought it was someone who passed by a mirror but...mirrors don't talk.. >_>
        Sep 17, 2020
    8. CloudySkySadMoon
      CloudySkySadMoon
      *doodles on her face*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        As long as you don’t mess with the hair it's all good~ ;)
        Sep 14, 2020
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      3. CloudySkySadMoon
        Sep 14, 2020
    9. akki
      akki
      Why do old people like to sit outside their houses and watch people as they walk past?
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      2. platys51
        platys51
        Cause its chill.
        Sep 12, 2020
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      3. Kiss
        Kiss
        You will know when you are their ages
        Sep 12, 2020
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      4. Snowbun
        Snowbun
        Maybe they're just sitting outside enjoying the weather?
        I did that a couple of days ago while sipping an old-fashioned.
        Sep 12, 2020
    10. akki
      akki
      Stupid spots making shaving so annoying!
      1. Fulminata and strayCat0 like this.
      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        I wish I could complain like this too..

        Unfortunately, I don't much hair in my body.
        Sep 5, 2020
      3. melomarl
        melomarl
        The one above me is a lucky *****
        Sep 5, 2020
    11. akki
      akki
      Is that really how Elixir Supplier ends? Wtf!?!?!
      1. Negiomi
        Negiomi
        *pat pat*
        Sep 3, 2020
    12. littleshanks
      littleshanks
      *shanks* with love
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Gahhh!!! If this is love then how do you shank someone with hate?
        Sep 4, 2020
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      3. littleshanks
        littleshanks
        Shanks are only reserved for people I like!
        Sep 5, 2020
    13. akki
      akki
      Time to get me some chocolates~ \(•~•)/
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      2. SoongKi
        SoongKi
        Treat or treat (◕ᴗ◕✿)
        Aug 30, 2020
        Kalto likes this.
      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Smell my feet, give me something good to eat.
        Aug 30, 2020
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      4. CloudySkySadMoon
        CloudySkySadMoon
        Sing a song upside down. I'll give you a chocolate.
        Aug 30, 2020
    14. akki
      akki
      People should not be allowed to take dogs to the park~
      1. littleshanks, Shizukani and Arie Sun like this.
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      3. littleshanks
        littleshanks
        I've seen people bag their dog poop, and instead of throwing it in the nearest bin, just chuck it in a random bush. That's like doubly worse.
        Sep 3, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        ...all them perverts better watch out. *points at @Osamaru*
        Sep 4, 2020
      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Am not!
        Sep 4, 2020
    15. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *A Bannana suddenly appears and turns into a fox*
      HI AKKI!
      *Pulls a couple of hairs from Akki's head*
      BYE AKKI!
      *Skateboards away*
      1. 911 likes this.
    16. akki
      akki
      3 day weekend~ Wooooooo! ☕️\(•~•)/
      1. Clumsy Soul likes this.
      2. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        *sobs* I want it too ಥ‿ಥ
        Aug 28, 2020
    17. akki
      akki
      Today I learned that wombat poop is cube shaped. That’s so weird~
      1. Shizukani likes this.
      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Never knew that
        How, and or why?
        Aug 27, 2020
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Because they are secretly from Lego Land
        Aug 27, 2020
        Blitz, akki and GonZ555 like this.
      4. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        Wow intersetting~
        Aug 28, 2020
    18. akki
      akki
      Just watched Arifureta anime. MC got attacked by schoolmate and almost died. Sees the guy again when he’s strong but doesn’t kill him? Wtf!?
      1. Kalto, strayCat0 and Sami11 like this.
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      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        maybe it's because of his teacher? the one with the harvest skill iirc?
        Aug 27, 2020
      4. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        later the guy has his arms ripped off , tossed into a horde of monsters and ends up being eaten alive. However why it didnt happen earlier was because the MC regarded the guy as a irrelevant insect
        Aug 27, 2020
      5. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        I wish he had kicked him into a monster-filled pit...
        Aug 27, 2020
    19. akki
      akki
      That moment when you walk past someone and give them a smile, and then a few seconds later realise you’re wearing a mask..
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        True dat
        Aug 25, 2020
      3. Papercut
        Papercut
        Why would you smile at a stranger?
        Aug 25, 2020
      4. Shizukani
        Shizukani
        Lol I do that a lot too but they seem to get it. Also I kinda do this thing where I blink my eyes at them quickly (for my close friends) xD
        Aug 25, 2020
    20. akki
      akki
      It’s a sad moment when you’re enjoying a novel and then the writer decides to add a lil twist that makes you not want to read anymore~
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Q_Q
        Aug 25, 2020
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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