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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief], Male, from In Self Isolation With Rika On The 473rd Floor

You are caller #9 in the queue......15 minutes later...... you are caller #7 in the queue..... Should I hang on or hang up? Jul 2, 2020 at 12:49 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      I can kind of understand ASMR but some of these vids on YouTube are weird with the tapping and scratching~
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Lol
        Jun 4, 2020
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      3. felidormit
        felidormit
        Jun 4, 2020
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      4. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Nothing more soothing then grating sound of metal on slate
        Jun 4, 2020
    2. Coffea to Ell
      Coffea to Ell
      give akki a coffee~
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      2. akki
        akki
        Ooh coffee. Nice~ ☕️\(•~•)
        Jun 1, 2020
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    3. akki
      akki
      Hey, where's Perry?
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      3. SoongKi
        SoongKi
        A platypus? *Perry wears his hat* Perry the Playtypus!
        May 28, 2020
        AMissingLinguist and Ale Cole like this.
      4. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Platypus noises*
        May 30, 2020
      5. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        Everybody always asking "Where's Perry?" but no one asks "How is Perry?"
        May 30, 2020
    4. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Runs over Ophious with a box truck*
      To another world with you!
      *Drives off*
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *take out my ghost buster equipment*
        May 29, 2020
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I guess Twilly-chan tried to isekai him?
        May 29, 2020
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      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        Why?!?!?!?!?!
        May 30, 2020
    5. OnceandFutureLurker
      OnceandFutureLurker
      so do you formally celebrate World Redhead Day ?
      1. akki
        akki
        Not really
        May 27, 2020
        OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
    6. akki
      akki
      Easter icons anyone?
    7. akki
      akki
      C’mon BoJo, be a man and sack your boyfriend~
      1. Shem likes this.
    8. Skullie
      Skullie
      I request a moderate supplies of *cough* monster drinks for *cough* needs.
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        What needs could you have? Don’t tell me you want to drown @Ophious in it?
        May 24, 2020
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        ???????????? What do i have to do with any of this?????
        May 24, 2020
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Nope. I need it for the...brain nutrition....
        May 24, 2020
    9. akki
      akki
      Eid Mubarak y’all~
      1. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Eid Mubarak!
        May 24, 2020
      2. XxVioletxX
        XxVioletxX
        Eid Mubarak ...0/
        May 24, 2020
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      3. orematcha
        orematcha
        Happy Eid Mubarak~
        May 24, 2020
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    10. akki
      akki
      It’s 30 minutes till midnight and the temperature is 18°C. I fucking hate it!
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      2. ViburnumDraco
        ViburnumDraco
        Oh, then it's like in my country. I hated it when it was like 36 outside during the day...
        May 21, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        Probably not the same as I live in England where its gloomy with rain. The high temp is on rare days. Mostly its in the mid to high 20s in summer. And I hate even that.
        May 21, 2020
      4. ViburnumDraco
        ViburnumDraco
        Well, what can you do... Transfer to Islandia?
        May 21, 2020
    11. akki
      akki
      I’m starting to think ‘How to fill out forms’ should be a subject taught in school cos fucking hell there are some stupid people out there~
      1. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Lmao
        May 19, 2020
    12. Nami Heartfilia
      Nami Heartfilia
      AKKI, GIMME COFFEE. I RAN OUT OF STOCK. I NEED COFFEEEE _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_ …
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      2. akki
        akki
        Tsk tsk you should always be aware of when you might run out and prepare in advance. And if that fails you just “borrow” it from @Ophious~ ;)
        May 19, 2020
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    13. akki
      akki
      Is it just me or does anyone else get a weird taste in their mouth when they put drops in their ear?
      1. Negiomi
        Negiomi
        Drops?
        May 19, 2020
      2. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        Yeah, i sometimes have that whenever i drop something on my ear. I felt a bit disgusted after being able to taste it.
        May 19, 2020
      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Coz your ears are connected to your nose (Eustachian tube)
        May 19, 2020
    14. akki
      akki
      Stupid bladder, why won’t you let me sleep?
      1. Coffea to Ell likes this.
      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Just sit down on the toilet bowl and shut your eyes, after a while, you will stop feeling the need to pee
        May 16, 2020
      3. Fellowkyun
        Fellowkyun
        *patties* Faito
        May 16, 2020
    15. akki
      akki
      I miss proper chocolate~
      1. blues86 and Coffea to Ell like this.
      2. blues86
        blues86
        *gives you chocolate* sorry, it's still not proper chocolate~
        May 15, 2020
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    17. Novela
      Novela
      Is that u cross dressed ?
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      3. akki
        akki
        Nope. The words are @Ophious. And before you ask I’m the person who took the picture. That’s why I know who’s in it~
        May 9, 2020
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      4. Novela
        Novela
        Oh....
        Makes sense now
        @Osamaru does Tony's body feel nice? It's a tight fit ...
        Hopefully no mods or Tony fans chase you XDDDDD
        May 9, 2020
      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        My body ain't flexible enough to bend and curve like those words
        May 9, 2020
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    18. akki
      akki
      Stupid laptop why you not giving me a warning that you need charging?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Usually a pop up comes up at around 10-14% saying plug your laptop in to charge. Not hard to miss that. But today it just died with no warning. Luckily my work was still there when I switched it on~
        May 6, 2020
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      3. amilhs
        amilhs
        *pat pat*
        May 6, 2020
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        @akki he wants your attention
        May 8, 2020
    19. akki
      akki
      Who wants an egg?
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        No.
        May 4, 2020
      4. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Who is inside the egg??
        May 4, 2020
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      5. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        May 4, 2020
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    20. HNCKrstl
      HNCKrstl
      Nice avi ^.^
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      2. akki
        akki
        Of course it is. It’s a redhead after all~
        May 4, 2020
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      3. HNCKrstl
        HNCKrstl
        *huggles* (o^▽^o)
        May 4, 2020
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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