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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Stigma], Male, from Touring Brascovia With Rika On The 467th Floor

When the host asks what will you do with the prize money, just once I’d like someone to say I’m going to invest it instead of go on holiday~ Mar 24, 2019 at 11:53 AM

    1. akki
      akki
      Custard!!!
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Popcorn
        Mar 13, 2019
      3. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        cinemas
        Mar 13, 2019
      4. amilhs
        amilhs
        Movie
        Mar 13, 2019
    2. akki
      akki
      When all else fails, bake cookies~
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      3. Razogul
        Razogul
        That sounds actually delicious, and I don't like coconut much.
        Mar 12, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Why you gotta ruin the cookie by putting raisins in it?
        Mar 12, 2019
      5. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Oh, I forgot it has pecans in it, too.
        X
        Mar 12, 2019
    3. akki
      akki
      Going for a run while it’s pissing outside. You gotta respect these guys~
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      3. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Yah, I just found it very expressive hehehehehe
        Mar 12, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        It rains a lot here. It’s common to hear someone say that when it’s a really rainy~
        Mar 12, 2019
      5. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Wahahahha, gomen gomen, it's just the first time for me to hear somebody say(write) it... and compared to yours, we're being cooked here cause its very very hot!
        Mar 12, 2019
    4. akki
      akki
      I can never understand why people wait minutes for a bus just to go a couple of stops down the road~
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      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Or it's windy. >.<
        Mar 12, 2019
      3. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Or they just want to not exercise...
        Mar 12, 2019
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Or feels sick. =)
        Mar 12, 2019
    5. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      1. Matsurika, akki and villainess like this.
    6. akki
      akki
      Lemon & Lime flavoured Jaffa Cakes are yummy!
      1. Daisydacrazy
        Daisydacrazy
        *searches up Jaffa cake*
        Suddenly I want one now
        Mar 10, 2019
        GonZ555 likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        They are yummy. I think I might prefer this one over the original ones~
        Mar 10, 2019
        Daisydacrazy likes this.
    7. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      Oh God, that surprise! xD

      *glomps*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        You should make westie work hard. He should spread the name of Brascovia everywhere~
        Mar 9, 2019
        AliceShiki likes this.
      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *looks at his avi*

        Oh dear God.
        Mar 9, 2019
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        off with your head!
        Mar 11, 2019
    8. akki
      akki
      1. akki
        akki
        It’s a shame it’s not been translated much~
        Mar 7, 2019
      2. 911
        911
        Thanks for the chapter info
        Mar 7, 2019
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        The manga just newly got translated
        Mar 7, 2019
    9. akki
      akki
      Gna clear my ignore list. Wonder how long it’ll take before people get back on it~
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      2. akki
        akki
        *coughs* I had Ruyue on there...
        Mar 7, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        I didn’t think this joke would actually come true..
        Mar 8, 2019
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        (•_• ;)
        Mar 8, 2019
    10. akki
      akki
      It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is soaking...
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      3. akki
        akki
        I’m nice and dry inside. Tell that to the old man outside lol~
        Mar 6, 2019
        Rufi-sidd likes this.
      4. Rufi-sidd
        Mar 6, 2019
      5. amilhs
        amilhs
        Little @akki wants to play.
        Mar 6, 2019
    11. Get Tony to Donate Parth Fund
      1. akki
        akki
        ):
        Mar 6, 2019
      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        -_-
        Mar 8, 2019
        Nyan sempai likes this.
    12. akki
      akki
      I seem to have become stingy with giving likes..
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      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Stingy, or lazy?
        Mar 5, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Both perhaps~
        Mar 5, 2019
      5. Nyan sempai
        Nyan sempai
        Eh? You aren't stingy? Well you liked two of my posts.
        Thank you!!!
        (Out of likes T^T)
        Mar 5, 2019
    13. Ophious
      Ophious
      What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        What kind of face do you make after drinking coffee?
        *smug*
        Mar 5, 2019
        Bad Storm likes this.
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        I will end you, meat bun
        Mar 5, 2019
        GonZ555 likes this.
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        My, my.. what a temper. Want some ice to cool your expresso ?
        Mar 5, 2019
        Bad Storm and akki like this.
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    15. Ophious
      Ophious
      How do you feel when the coffee machine is out of coffee?
      1. Cryotic and Osamaru like this.
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Depresso
        Mar 4, 2019
        akki, orematcha, Cryotic and 3 others like this.
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        as if akki needs a coffee machine to brew some
        Mar 4, 2019
        Bad Storm likes this.
      4. Cryotic
        Cryotic
        Ba dum tss
        Mar 5, 2019
        akki likes this.
    16. Nyan sempai
      Nyan sempai
      Wowwweeeee Rin chan again!!!! <3
      1. akki likes this.
    17. Refan25
      Refan25
      .-. . -.. .... . .- -.. ... / .- .-. . / -... .- . .-.-.-
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      2. Refan25
        Refan25
        Nah-Chan please don't lie like that \(*T▽T*)/ ...it says "How are you doing hooman?" ヾ(*Őฺ∀Őฺ*)ノ
        Mar 3, 2019
        Nahrenne likes this.
      3. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        But, don't the /'s mean a new word?
        X
        Mar 3, 2019
      4. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        ... Redhead are bae?
        Mar 3, 2019
        Zone Q11 likes this.
    18. akki
      akki
      Wanted: redhead avatars. Reward: $20 per accepted picture.
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      3. akki
        akki
        You’re welcome~
        Mar 3, 2019
        Nyan sempai likes this.
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Do I get any money for all the avis I always send $_$
        Mar 3, 2019
      5. Nyan sempai
        Mar 4, 2019
    19. Lovely
      Lovely
      sleep!
      1. akki likes this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        ooh~ a lovely magic show~
        Mar 3, 2019
        Lovely and akki like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *wakes up*
        Mar 3, 2019
        Lovely likes this.
    20. akki
      1. akki
        akki
        Watch for a good laugh~
        Mar 2, 2019
      2. Refan25
        Refan25
        Hooman is a sadist (థฺˇ౪ˇథ) ...not that this lord can judge hooman for it. (୨୧ ❛ᴗ❛)✧Your suffering is my entertainment. 三⊂( っ⌒◡|
        Mar 2, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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