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No sun to be found yet it’s still hot and humid. This is the worst weather for me. Anyone got a bucket of iced water with them? Jul 22, 2019 at 3:47 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      That time of year has come round again where it’s so hot even when the sun has long gone to bed~ I HATE IT!
      1. Nahrenne likes this.
      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *is grateful she lives in the North*
        '-'

        X
        Jun 29, 2019
        Femme Fatale likes this.
      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        I live just about as south as you can go....and it's cold now cause it's winter. ^.^
        Jun 30, 2019
        Nahrenne likes this.
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        The colloquial phrase "as cold as a witch's tit" applies here at the moment...thought not as cold as other places in New Zealand, feels bloody cold to me. >_>
        Jun 30, 2019
    2. akki
      akki
      Bird shit dropped 2 steps in front of me....wooo that was lucky. Think I need to start looking up as I walk home now~
      1. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        then next time it will be right in the face or a squirrel will urinate on you (which i have seen more than once happen to people)
        Jun 28, 2019
      2. mrawesome69
        mrawesome69
        ... i wont....
        ...much
        Jun 28, 2019
      3. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        It's supposed to be considered lucky, getting a bird to do that on you.
        X
        Jun 28, 2019
    3. Novel otaku desu
      Novel otaku desu
      Rude! *prepare knives*
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      2. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *follows behind*
        Jun 27, 2019
      3. Novel otaku desu
        Jun 27, 2019
        Osamaru likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        *calls the MIB* hello hello~ I think I’ve spotted an alien from Planet M. Quick get over here ASAP!
        Jun 28, 2019
    4. OrdinaryUser
      OrdinaryUser
      Dig the soil and planting blue flower in here.
    5. akki
      akki
      Bus usually takes ages to come. Now it’s taking ages to go. Get a move on man, we’ve all been sat here for over 15 mins now~
      1. Lonelycity
        Jun 20, 2019
    6. akki
      akki
      The call of nature is the best alarm in the morning to wake you up and make you get out of bed~
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Jun 19, 2019
    7. akki
      akki
      Coffee in the jumbo mug this morning/afternoon. That shows you how out of it I am today~
      1. Optimus Prime
        Optimus Prime
        any chance you brewed two cups?
        Jun 15, 2019
      2. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        I figured that would be your normal dosage
        Jun 15, 2019
    8. akki
      akki
      When a guy asks you for spare change so he can get himself some food and then a couple of mins later you turn back and see him at an ATM..
      1. Bad Storm, strayCat0 and 911 like this.
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      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        When an old lady ask you for food money and then you see her later with a cigarette in hand
        Jun 14, 2019
      4. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        always say that you will buy the food yourself and will give it to them, and if you actually do so it's alright to buy the cheap stuff
        Jun 14, 2019
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      5. akki
        akki
        I didn’t give the guy money. I was in a rush to go to work~
        Jun 14, 2019
        OnceandFutureLurker likes this.
    9. akki
      akki
      Shitty no. 7 bus service!
      1. GoldenGoddess
        Jun 12, 2019
      2. Ram5
        Ram5
        What happen? Did they make you late?
        Jun 13, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        5 buses were due and only 1 turned up. And by that time there was so many people there I didn’t even bother getting on the bus. Had to wait longer for the next one~
        Jun 13, 2019
    10. akki
      akki
      I don’t like it when you’re reading a novel and the mc is nowhere to be seen in several chapters~
      1. XXOOMEPLS and Femme Fatale like this.
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        I'm fine with that as long as the part without the MC is entertaining
        but if it lasts for more than 20 chapters then even I would get irritated
        Jun 11, 2019
      3. UnGrave
        UnGrave
        I'd prefer it if they just had a separate book for the side character perspectives, then I'd be reading what I intended. There's also the option of having a good blend from multiple main characters, but that's hard to do when one of them is so much stronger than the others.
        Jun 11, 2019
    11. Kitsune Alea
      Kitsune Alea
      give it your Rubiest~
      1. Accidentally likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Rubiest?
        Jun 10, 2019
      3. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        Ruby best~
        Jun 10, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        I see. Thanks I guess~ lol
        Jun 11, 2019
    12. Milanin
      Milanin
      The panda suit reminds me of Yuna from Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear... Is she a distant relative? A rival?
      1. akki
        akki
        Nope. It’s Ruby chan apparently. Look a couple of posts below~
        Jun 9, 2019
        OrdinaryUser likes this.
      2. Milanin
        Milanin
        Humbug. Imagining a world where bears of different types unite or compete with each other. That should be allowed
        Jun 9, 2019
    13. akki
      akki
      Coffee with a hint of lemon/menthol tastes surprisingly nice~
      1. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        Won't you have a stomachache tho?
        Jun 9, 2019
      2. akki
        akki
        Nah it’s fine. I had some cold medicine in the mug the other day. Even though I washed it the lemon/menthol taste is still lingering a tad bit~
        Jun 9, 2019
        OrdinaryUser likes this.
      3. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        LOL! Minty citrus coffee
        Jun 9, 2019
    14. Sabruness
      Sabruness
      Is that Ruby-chan? I approve heartily zura.
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      3. Nyann
        Jun 8, 2019
      4. Sabruness
      5. Donutmindme
        Donutmindme
        Ruby from love live sunshine~
        Jun 8, 2019
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    15. akki
      akki
      When you unignore someone and not even half a day later they’re back to being ignored....fuck it! You can stay there permanently~
      1. Nyann likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Haha. I accidentally ignored people here a few times. It’s confusing when you see their name in your ignore list.
        Jun 8, 2019
        Donutmindme likes this.
      4. SummerForest
        SummerForest
        Jun 8, 2019
      5. Donutmindme
        Donutmindme
        Yes it is.
        Jun 8, 2019
    16. akki
      akki
      Should I get a chicken burger meal later or a meatball sub from subways?
      1. Silver Snake likes this.
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      3. Yoko Hagihara
        Yoko Hagihara
        ^ great (hungry) minds think alike *thumbs up*
        Jun 6, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Good thing you said that cos it’s what I was leaning towards~
        Jun 6, 2019
      5. akki
        akki
        I had my burger meal~ \o/

        But now my sister has invited me round to hers for a gathering/food..
        Jun 6, 2019
        Yoko Hagihara likes this.
    17. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      *gives coffee*
      1. akki and 911 like this.
      2. 911
        911
        Good dogo *pats*
        Jun 6, 2019
        Bad Storm likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *sips coffee* thanks~
        Jun 6, 2019
    18. Novel otaku desu
      Novel otaku desu
      *stabs stabs*
      :D
      1. Suton likes this.
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      3. Novel otaku desu
        Jun 5, 2019
      4. Suijin
        Suijin
        911 is incapacitated. now we need the army for real!
        Jun 5, 2019
        Novel otaku desu likes this.
      5. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        the tsun-tsun strikes again.

        though if I'm being honest you're getting on the wee bit side of too old to pull of the tsundere act any longer lil sis.
        Jun 6, 2019
        Novel otaku desu likes this.
    19. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Happy eid akki!
      1. akki and Suton like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Thanks~ I’m off to work. I’ve got tomorrow off so I can relax then.
        Jun 4, 2019
        Pyoo likes this.
      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Take care~
        Jun 4, 2019
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    20. akki
      akki
      I’ve become really bad at replying to texts, posts, comments etc..
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      2. Suton
        Suton
        :>
        May 27, 2019
        Nefasdetestasti likes this.
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        hmm
        May 27, 2019
      4. Suton
        Suton
        :o
        May 27, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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