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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Thief], Male, from At The 472nd Floor’s Welcome Back Party For DCLXVI

Damn this fucking rain! Shoo shoo! Feb 24, 2020 at 7:21 AM

    1. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      You find yourself in a coffee factory. The managment can’t decide whether they should make already existing coffee cheap, more wide spread, and greater, or if they should innovate and create new, never before seen, bound to be amazing coffee. What do you suggest??
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      2. akki
        akki
        I think they should go both routes. First they should make some coffee cheap. The coffee lovers would appreciate it and those new to coffee might buy more to try.

        Then they should invest money for research into new coffee. Start small and do taste tests. See what people like and expand from there~
        Feb 9, 2020
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    2. Zone Q11
      Zone Q11
      I really don't see what Ms. Lemonfairy saw in you, but fine! I concede! I shall accept you as my disciple. Are you happy now?
      1. DCLXVI and Lemonfairy like this.
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      3. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        which consists of fun crowds too
        Feb 7, 2020
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      4. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        not to mention his distinct personality
        Feb 7, 2020
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      5. akki
        akki
        Aww stop it you’ll make me blush with embarrassment~
        Feb 7, 2020
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    3. akki
      akki
      Who wants a valentines icon?
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      2. Effugium
        Effugium
        Thanks!
        Feb 5, 2020
      3. blues86
        blues86
        Thank you!!
        Feb 5, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        You’re welcome~
        Feb 6, 2020
    4. Aria Hime
      Aria Hime
      Akkiiiiii i CAN'T BELIEVE I AM NOT FOLLOWING YOU!
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Lol I wondered when you would notice haha~
        Feb 5, 2020
    5. Archaic pickle
    6. akki
      akki
      Girl you may be around 6-8 years old but for running at this bird right next to me and scaring it, which made it fly at me, what a cow!
      1. felidormit, Lovely and XxVioletxX like this.
    7. akki
      akki
      Twinkies are so yummy!
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        *nods* I have that same problem. ^.^ I was just teasing you. ^.^ I have paid about thirty dollars new Zealand for a box of Twinkies once...>_> I ate that slowly like it was caviar. <_< But it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo good cause I hadn't had them for years.
        Feb 1, 2020
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      4. akki
        akki
        How many were in that box? 1 Twinkie in this shop I checked out was £1.50. That’s 3.06 New Zealand dollar according to google.
        Feb 1, 2020
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      5. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Feb 1, 2020
    8. Femme Fatale
      Femme Fatale
      Hey there, check out my avi. ^.^ It's pretty cool I think.
      1. Lovely, akki, Tilgarial and 3 others like this.
    9. akki
      akki
      Random joke time~ What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        cheese and chocolate (paradise!)
        Jan 29, 2020
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      3. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        Are we ever going to hear the punchline...?
        Jan 30, 2020
      4. akki
        akki
        Lol pickle already gave it with his first comment~
        Jan 30, 2020
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    11. akki
    12. Lovely
      Lovely
      banana thief! Q.O
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      2. akki
        akki
        Lies! I haven’t stolen any bananas.....yet~ Muwahahaha!
        Jan 22, 2020
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    13. akki
      akki
      When you see a really nice T-shirt but the only sizes they have are S and 2XL. Wtf is going on here?
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      3. Kookies
        Kookies
        Don't buy it
        Its not your size
        Jan 21, 2020
      4. Loni4ever
        Loni4ever
        I like XL stuff (´▽`) it's comfortable af~
        Jan 21, 2020
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      5. akki
        akki
        @Momoyuki normally I would agree with this. In this case I’m not so sure as the other T-shirts I’ve seen in this place has the same sizes. It looks like they only ordered them 2 sizes only. Maybe the other sizes still haven’t come yet.

        @Loni4ever I was looking for XL for that comfort. I could have settled with L but 2XL would’ve looked weird~
        Jan 22, 2020
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    15. akki
      akki
      Damn the bathroom floor is very slippery. I almost ended up doing splits~
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      2. blues86
        blues86
        *pat pat* you okay?
        Jan 19, 2020
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      3. akki
        akki
        I was fine. I saved myself before I went too far~
        Jan 22, 2020
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    16. akki
      akki
      Saw a girl drop her half eaten pasty......*quickly acts like he didn’t see anything in case she feels a bit embarrassed*
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Akki should buy her a new one~
        Jan 18, 2020
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    17. akki
      akki
      MMORPG: The Elementalist had a good ending. I am surprised~
    18. akki
      akki
      Stupid rain. Why couldn’t you take a break for an hour today?
      1. orematcha and Femme Fatale like this.
      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Send it to Aussie.
        Jan 17, 2020
    19. akki
      akki
      Why is TikTok filled with people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re?
      1. Kalto, blues86 and Xieljhane like this.
      2. blues86
        blues86
        I don't know, I don't have TikTok
        Jan 16, 2020
      3. akki
        akki
        I only started watching vids on there since a few days ago. Some interesting stuff. The rest is the same repeated nonsense.
        Jan 17, 2020
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    20. akki
      akki
      Got free latte and milkshake from Maccies. What a nice day it was~ \o/
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      2. mrawesome69
        mrawesome69
        And you won't share any with us. Shame on you
        Jan 16, 2020
      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Para PA PA PA He's Lovin' it. \o/
        Jan 16, 2020
      4. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        That's 2 PAs not 3
        Jan 19, 2020
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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