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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Stigma], Male, from Learning Morse Code On The 466th Floor

My phone is officially dead. Boooooo!!! Jan 21, 2019 at 6:44 PM

    1. akki
      akki
      Is there such a thing as savoury tooth?
      1. Ophious
        Ophious
        There's a website called savoury tooth that gives you low carb recipes apparently
        Jan 4, 2019
    2. akki
      akki
      Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee......phew I made it~
      1. Blitz, Ddraig and Effugium like this.
      2. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        The relief that you can now relax your sphincter without peeing over yourself....phew
        Jan 4, 2019
    3. akki
      akki
      What’s with the phantom thread in latest topics?
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Nah someone posted a thread with only Chinese characters.
        Jan 4, 2019
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      4. Blitz
        Blitz
        You can see it on the lastest posts section. Well a mod should lock it soon
        Jan 4, 2019
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      5. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Jan 4, 2019
    4. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      Your avi is pretty, akki.
      X
      1. akki and Xieljhane like this.
      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        that was the ideal form that akki's working hard to become
        Jan 4, 2019
    5. akki
      akki
      First redhead of the new year~ \o/
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Oh! I thought he just liked them. >.>
        Does that mean that @akki is a ginga?
        Jan 3, 2019
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        what's a ginga?

        well technically akki likes redhead so you're not entirely wrong yanno
        Jan 3, 2019
      5. Femme Fatale
    6. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      Happy New Years dungeon crawler
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      2. akki
        akki
        Happy New Year last boss~
        Jan 2, 2019
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    7. akki
      akki
      Stupid arm, why were you sleeping under me?
    8. akki
      akki
      I wonder how many people in America get shot because they wouldn’t sell alcohol to a person who was under the legal purchase age~
    9. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *waits for the fact of the day*
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Obviously how else can you prove to your friends and family that you don't spend ALL your time in your parents basement
        Dec 29, 2018
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      4. akki
        akki
        Fact of yesterday: it is illegal in China to use the national anthem as your ringtone~
        Dec 30, 2018
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      5. Ophious
        Ophious
        Seriously? Thats kinda weird
        Dec 30, 2018
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    10. akki
      akki
      Dammit I've just been reminded of the manhwa Ability. Stupid people going on hiatus!
      1. Bad Storm likes this.
    11. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Merry akkimas~ akki~
      1. akki and Lovely like this.
      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Merry Christmas and @akki Holidays~!
        Dec 24, 2018
        akki and Lovely like this.
    12. Lonelycity
      Lonelycity
      Kemcho 0/
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      3. TwilightForest
        TwilightForest
        Kemcho is from Nepali though.
        Dec 24, 2018
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      4. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        Kemon acho became kemcho by non bongs XD though what you say is right
        PS: even the gujus say kemcho for something ~~
        Dec 24, 2018
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      5. TwilightForest
        TwilightForest
        That's the fun of a living language! I have Nepali friends, so I know.
        Dec 24, 2018
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    13. akki
      akki
      I don’t wanna brag but I make good coffee~
      1. AliceShiki, Bad Storm and Matsurika like this.
      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        *lurks*
        Dec 23, 2018
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        Dec 24, 2018
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        It wouldn't surprise me...
        Dec 25, 2018
    14. akki
      akki
      Goodness Gracious Me! Ah good times~
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      2. AhoDesuGa
        AhoDesuGa
        Good times~
        Dec 22, 2018
    15. akki
      akki
      Just when I forget all about Breaking Benjamin, their song pops up on YouTube and I remember how awesome they are~
      1. Femme Fatale and AhoDesuGa like this.
    16. akki
      akki
      When you buy a tub of mini chocolate brownies and find an all butter biscuit at the bottom~ nice!
      1. TwilightForest, Rydes and Bad Storm like this.
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        ;-;
        I never had any of that...
        Dec 22, 2018
      3. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        :blobdrool:
        Dec 22, 2018
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Want food....
        Dec 22, 2018
    17. akki
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    20. akki
      akki
      Yeah, yeah, yeah, ohh yeah I remember you (no I don’t), yeah, yeah...
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Are you sure the guy met the right person?
        Dec 19, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        Who knows. He was saying he met my brother and all that. I dunno if he actually knew who I was~
        Dec 19, 2018
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      5. AhoDesuGa
        AhoDesuGa
        Lol
        Dec 19, 2018
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    <Akki>
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    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +365]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +365]

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