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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [ѕєяιαℓ ѕнσσ’єя], Male, from Excavating Ancient Swords On The 448th Floor

Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it~ Nov 19, 2017 at 7:39 PM

    1. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Stare.....*
      1. Skullie
        Skullie
        *steal a can of monster while u two are distracted and hide it*
        <.<;; ;;>.>
        Nov 14, 2017
    2. akki
      akki
      It’s got to be that damn moustache!
      1. leegood
        leegood
        Un~!
        (?.?)
        Nov 14, 2017
      2. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        you burn it !?
        Nov 14, 2017
    3. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Steals a cup of Coffee*
      You don't mind....NAH!~ You never mind!

      Thanks akki~

      *Goes off drinking coffee*
      1. Lovely and Shem like this.
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *sneak in and also steal one*
        Thanks akki~
        *hug akki and sneaks away*
        Nov 13, 2017
    4. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Finally!! I win \o/
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        I let you win~
        Nov 13, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        ...
        Nov 14, 2017
        Anon Ymous likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        :P
        Nov 14, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    5. jamechi
      jamechi
      *sees 5000 crickets jumping in akkis room and lots of spiders crawling around his house*
      1. GonZ555 and Matsurika like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *hides cola in a room filled with 50,000 tarantulas*
        Nov 12, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        *watches akki kidnap a fake cola*
        Nov 12, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        Nov 12, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    6. leegood
      leegood
      *pokes cat*
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *sees kitten biting lee's finger*
        Nov 12, 2017
        Lovely and leegood like this.
      3. leegood
        leegood
        (*.*)
        Kawaiii~
        *feeds kitten fish*
        Nov 12, 2017
        Lovely and Matsurika like this.
    7. Himari
      Himari
      tag


      you're it
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Himari
        Himari
        *takes akki's arm*
        Nov 11, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *passes my cold onto hurricane*
        Nov 11, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    8. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *brews herbal tea for akkyun*
      1. akki
        akki
        Thank you~ ❤️
        Nov 11, 2017
      2. Himari
        Himari
        Nov 11, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      3. brasca123
        brasca123
        T.T
        Nov 12, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    9. akki
      akki
      *sneeze*.....*burp*.....*sneeze*.....*burp*.....*sneeze*....
      1. Lovely likes this.
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        ...
        *and sends a box of tissue*
        Nov 10, 2017
        Lovely, Poor_Hero and akki like this.
      4. leegood
        leegood
        *sends warm congee with small chicken bits and soy sauce*
        Nov 10, 2017
        GonZ555, Lovely and akki like this.
      5. SayMrrp
        SayMrrp
        *carefully pats your back and BACKS away*
        Nov 11, 2017
    10. Himari
      Himari
      !freemoney
      1. Lovely, Ariens and Trent like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Error!!! Insufficient funds!
        Nov 10, 2017
        Trent and Lovely like this.
    11. akki
      akki
      S _ U _ R _ / _ I T _ L _ ~movie
      1. Lovely and Rae like this.
      2. Trent
        Trent
        Stuart Little!
        Nov 9, 2017
        Lovely and Rae like this.
    12. akki
      akki
      *sees a girl go to the chippies in her bright pink bathrobe...*
      1. Lovely and Shem like this.
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      3. brasca123
        brasca123
        Akkihime-sama's entourage always carry mirrors for her! It's important! \(^^)/
        Nov 10, 2017
        BlancFrost, Matsurika and Lovely like this.
      4. Himari
        Himari
        @Bielt brasca finally accepted brascovia
        Nov 11, 2017
        BlancFrost, Lovely and Matsurika like this.
      5. brasca123
        brasca123
        I did not!!!!!!! >.<
        Nov 12, 2017
        BlancFrost and Lovely like this.
    13. Himari
      Himari
      Classic akki is the red head wannabe akki right?
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      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        QwQ
        Nov 8, 2017
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        pfffft
        Nov 8, 2017
        akki and Lovely like this.
      4. brasca123
        brasca123
        Huh, I missed this one... I wonder why...
        Nov 10, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    14. BlancFrost
      BlancFrost
      *covers akki's eyes*
      1. Matsurika, Lovely and akki like this.
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      3. Himari
        Himari
        *feels a cold wind as skullie's soul mumbles randomly*
        Nov 8, 2017
      4. A5G_Reaper
        A5G_Reaper
        Skulleyball! \o/
        Nov 8, 2017
        Matsurika, akki and Himari like this.
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        Poor Himari....
        Must have been the poison in my body that is making her foaming and going crazy.....
        Nov 8, 2017
    15. ABMAINA
      ABMAINA
      *sacrifices him so it won't be rainy like yesterday*
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      2. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        Its sunny but chilly here....
        Nov 8, 2017
      3. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        don't worry I got a sunny morning but I almost got run over by a car as I was crossing because the sun was in my eyes. i would make a good lesson for those be careful what you wish for stories
        Nov 8, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Lololol~
        Nov 8, 2017
    16. akki
      akki
      A dream about a shapeshifting spider woman. That was weird...
      1. Matsurika likes this.
      2. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        Weird indeed
        Nov 8, 2017
      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        You have now awoken to the monster girls fetish.

        Congrats.
        Nov 8, 2017
        GonZ555 likes this.
    17. jamechi
      jamechi
      1. Lovely and Skyelyne like this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        .....
        Nov 8, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
      4. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        I never got whipped by her. :o Rika is a sadist!?
        Nov 10, 2017
      5. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        she's as sadistic as they come apparently... you think you know a person...
        Nov 10, 2017
        Sheepo likes this.
    18. akki
      akki
      _ A D _ / _ O / _ L A C _ ~song
      1. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Ehmm first word is lady?
        Nov 7, 2017
        Lovely, Poor_Hero and Rae like this.
      2. Rae
        Rae
        FADE TO BLACK

        \o/
        Nov 7, 2017
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Ohhh
        Nov 7, 2017
    19. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *pokes birdie*
      1. Lovely, Poor_Hero and akki like this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Are you bribing the bot D:
        Nov 7, 2017
        Lovely, Poor_Hero and akki like this.
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Ehm... *gives seeds to chubby burdie*
        Nov 7, 2017
        Lovely and Poor_Hero like this.
      5. akki
        akki
        Secret~ ;)
        Nov 7, 2017
        Lovely, Poor_Hero and Matsurika like this.
    20. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Sneaks up*
      *Eats one of the birds*
      NOM NOM NOM!
      1. Shem likes this.
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        *cwies*
        Nov 6, 2017
      4. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Reanimates bird into Ivory Crow*
        TA DA!
        *Makes it flap its wings and sing*
        Nov 6, 2017
      5. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        *horrified at the 'singing'*
        Nov 6, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Location:
    Excavating Ancient Swords On The 448th Floor
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    [Stalking BlackKnightGodzilla] [Aiiee's Star]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +325]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    I know what I do know and I don't know what I don't know~
    [Current Death Count: +325]
    ~!hit!~ to win a bulbasaur~
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