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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      Where's the [Mr. Bean] title? Akki-tan so unreliable.
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      2. akki
        akki
        I'm not mr bean anymore. I am the present~
        Aug 15, 2016
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    2. hachiman hikigaya
      hachiman hikigaya
      @akki why did you censor the princess part
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      2. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Hooo.. Soo.. Where's Yukino Yukinoshita? Or is it Yukinoshita Yukino?
        Aug 15, 2016
      3. hachiman hikigaya
        hachiman hikigaya
        she is not here
        Aug 15, 2016
      4. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        That's a shame..
        Aug 15, 2016
    3. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Im happy you continued the random questions, theyre interesting~!
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Huh ur rly making one?
        Aug 15, 2016
      4. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Akki joining turtle school of master roshi..
        Aug 15, 2016
      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        If you learn kamehameha teach me ok
        Aug 15, 2016
    4. Infinity Sword
      Infinity Sword
      So... Why turtle??
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      3. Infinity Sword
        Aug 15, 2016
      4. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        Because Turtles are Awkward!
        & @akki = Awkward!
        Aug 16, 2016
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      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        ......... That's make sense..
        Aug 16, 2016
    5. akki
      akki
      ♬ I'm just a dreamer ♪ I dream my life away oh yeah ♪ I'm just a dreamer ♪ Who dreams of better days ♬
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      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        oh fine irony
        Aug 15, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        ....who says you have to sleep a lot to dream?
        Aug 15, 2016
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      5. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        daydreamer?
        Aug 15, 2016
    6. Icha
      Icha
      Whats this blasphemy... no red head...
      1. Risus and akki like this.
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Oh someone finally asked
        Aug 15, 2016
      4. Icha
        Icha
        You are not akki.... gimme back akki.... you impostor...
        Aug 15, 2016
        akki likes this.
      5. akki
        akki
        akki will return tomorrow or the day after. I'll come say hi when normal status resumes
        Aug 15, 2016
    7. akki
      akki
      The house phone rings, I answer and what I hear is: thank you for calling, all lines are busy please hold. I mean wtf you called me (@_@)
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      2. afallenleaf
        afallenleaf
        Haha... now it's remind me of my middle school pranks...
        Aug 15, 2016
      3. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        I usually get stranger calls like a girl trying to break up with his BF. I made it worse...
        Aug 15, 2016
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        you always do
        Aug 15, 2016
    8. TheMrAzn
      TheMrAzn
      Fourth message, what happens if you reach the final level of the floor? Does @Satan drag you back down?
      1. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        boss fight?
        Aug 15, 2016
      2. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        fateful encounter
        Aug 15, 2016
      3. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Boss fight.. After that fight hidden boss.. After that get your reward?
        Aug 15, 2016
    9. TheMrAzn
      TheMrAzn
      My third post on your profile, tbh when I first saw your AVI I thought of luigi lol.
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      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        it's Seitokai Tantei Kirika
        Aug 15, 2016
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      3. TheMrAzn
        TheMrAzn
        O ^ I guess he has it lol. I'm not really good at mystery stuff, I'm mostly reading romances,harems, and horror.
        Aug 15, 2016
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        i kinda devoured all manga like 2 years ago so i know almost noteworthy ones that got updates around that time, read it, is so so
        Aug 15, 2016
    10. akki
      akki
      I dunno what dream I had in that brief sleep but it's left me with a bad feeling *shudderd*..........g'morning everyone~
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      3. akki
        akki
        Thank you @Snowdropdreamer ❤️
        You're right I think I'll get out the house for a bit later and enjoy the good weather
        Aug 15, 2016
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      4. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        My pleasure, @akki ❤️
        & Oh~ Sounds like a good plan. :3
        Have fun out there~ ❤️
        Aug 15, 2016
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      5. akki
        akki
        Haii I will thanks :D
        Aug 15, 2016
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    11. TheMrAzn
      TheMrAzn
      Akki, blushes don't belong in text bubbles, I don't think you can even say them.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Oh I didn't even notice that~ lol
        Aug 15, 2016
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      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        o7
        Aug 15, 2016
      5. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        ^ there she is.
        Aug 15, 2016
    12. TheMrAzn
      TheMrAzn
      *STAB* *STAB* *STAB*

      You're it \^u^/
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      2. akki
        akki
        Ehhhh *turns around* *gets stabbed on the shell*
        Phew I'm saved. Now wtf dude you're dead when I catch you...
        Aug 15, 2016
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      3. TheMrAzn
        TheMrAzn
        Tch, *Casually throws knife a mile away*

        It was a game Akki *Tilts head cutely and smiles wryly*

        Now you have to tag someone
        Aug 15, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        Tag by stabbing people.....only you could play such a game :P
        Aug 15, 2016
        Callista Soo and TheMrAzn like this.
    13. yuzuki
      yuzuki
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      2. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        Akki is secretly Master Roshi?!
        Aug 15, 2016
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      3. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        his power is 139
        Aug 15, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        A spell was cast on me. Or it was a curse. I have yet to decide. What do you think @matcha?
        Aug 15, 2016
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    14. Snowdropdreamer
      Snowdropdreamer
      *ruffles the hair of the cute Awkward Turtle Princess* Good job~ <3
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      3. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        Hmph. You better look forward to it then. :^)
        Aug 15, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        *eagerly looks forward to it*
        Aug 15, 2016
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      5. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        Haha. XD
        <3
        Aug 15, 2016
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    15. akki
      akki
      Arm, I would be very grateful if you would stop aching please!
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      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        you prolly supported your body with it.
        Aug 15, 2016
      3. Viator
        Viator
        Question is, do you punish your arm if it doesn't listen to you?
        Aug 15, 2016
      4. ghostcat
        ghostcat
        better than the itchy sensation from when blood start flowing normally again (because you slept on your arm or something like that) or the burning sensation when you have really cold hands and they start to warm from the inside with the warm blood flow....
        Aug 15, 2016
    16. akki
      akki
      I got too into going hunting with @qzty I neglected the questions.......time to resume it again~!
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      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        when the list of questions ll be out nya?
        Aug 14, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        It's in my signature lovely~
        Aug 14, 2016
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    17. episod3ux
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      3. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        Aug 14, 2016
      4. Raizhee
        Raizhee
        @DCLXVI that rabbit is evil! I tell You it's a demon lord... Demon lord means black so yeah no red eyes
        Aug 14, 2016
      5. Raizhee
        Raizhee
        However maou yuusha is an exception from the black thing and damn it's good and also that cute demon lord <3
        Aug 14, 2016
    18. kyuukestu
      kyuukestu
      ..... should have changed my avi to bugs bunny before you changed
      if only for the "What's up Doc?"
      orz
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      2. akki
        akki
        Lol~! *pats*
        Aug 14, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        You should change and go say that to LazyDoc lol
        Aug 14, 2016
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    19. akki
      akki
      I hunted rabbits and now let's hold some hostage again~
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      2. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        disappointment

        dis·ap·point·ment

        /ˌdisəˈpointmənt/

        noun

        the feeling of sadness or displeasure caused by the non-fulfillment of one's hopes or expectations

        synonyms: sadness, regret, dismay, sorrow; dispiritedness, despondency, distress, chagrin; disenchantment, disillusionment; displeasure, dissatisfaction, disgruntlement; letdown, nonevent, anticlimax, washout; informal: bummer;
        Aug 15, 2016
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      3. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        @DCLXVI trust about you lied or lied about trusti you?
        Aug 15, 2016
      4. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        I will leave it to your interpretation
        Aug 15, 2016
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    20. DCLXVI
      DCLXVI
      lol
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      2. akki
        akki
        Is it, which?
        Aug 15, 2016
      3. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        search up moon rabbit, or jade rabbit
        Aug 15, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        I shall, thank you~
        Aug 15, 2016
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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