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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Alicia
      Alicia
      ....I see....
      ......interesting....
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      3. akki
        akki
        ...erm for one day I may have become something you said but I've always denied being...
        Aug 6, 2016
      4. Alicia
        Alicia
        .....Ah.....Well....I see.....
        Aug 6, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        Yeah...I went from nii to nee for a day...
        Aug 6, 2016
        Alicia and Matsurika like this.
    2. akki
      akki
      Home sweet hom- bleurgh. Ew that's nasty~
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      2. EvilDevil
        EvilDevil
        she exchanged it with me for a penny~
        Aug 6, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        Nu uh she would never do that to her nii~
        Aug 6, 2016
      4. EvilDevil
        EvilDevil
        *sigh* I pity you...you got sold without knowing it yourself ~
        Aug 6, 2016
    3. akki
      akki
      My eyes feel funny~
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      2. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        I'm in America right now so I can't.
        Aug 6, 2016
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      3. akki
        akki
        Jeez can't you just play along lol.
        Anyways you having fun?
        Aug 6, 2016
      4. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        But I'm in Las Vegas so I'm having fun.
        Aug 6, 2016
        akki and Matsurika like this.
    4. Lovely
      Lovely
      O_O
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      3. akki
        akki
        Okay @Lovely next time you do the make up then? :P
        Aug 6, 2016
      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        okay :3 i learn how to make panda make-up in 3 grade nya!
        it ll be perfect~
        Aug 6, 2016
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      5. akki
        akki
        I've never been a panda before haha
        Aug 6, 2016
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    5. akki
      akki
      And out I go. This is going to be a pain~!
      1. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        Nice avi akki.
        Aug 6, 2016
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      2. Chiaroscuro
        Chiaroscuro
        Thank you blades ❤

        Take care nii ❤❤❤
        Aug 6, 2016
        DCLXVI, akki and Arcadia Blade like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Thank guy blade~
        Aug 6, 2016
        DCLXVI and Arcadia Blade like this.
    6. Chiaroscuro
      Chiaroscuro
      ~~(つˆДˆ)つノ>。☆)ノ
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Love you ❤️
        Aug 6, 2016
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    7. iampsyx
      iampsyx
      So... @matcha finally used the collar I gave her, huh?
      1. DCLXVI, akki and Tony like this.
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      3. elarch
        elarch
        i don't like it…… it feels so wrong………
        Aug 6, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Ah sorry you had to see it. 'Tis only for a day so bear with it
        Aug 6, 2016
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      5. elarch
        elarch
        ……ok…
        Aug 6, 2016
    8. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      Oi I love the new look really sexy there.
      1. akki and Matsurika like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        I'm glad you like~
        Aug 6, 2016
    9. Poor_Hero
      Poor_Hero
      ( ̄∀ ̄)
      1. Chiaroscuro and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        (⊃‿⊂)
        Aug 6, 2016
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    10. Star Collapse
      Star Collapse
      Who put you on a leash?
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      2. Nom de Plume
        Nom de Plume
        As long as you are happy and the pictures are not lewd.
        Aug 6, 2016
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      3. akki
        akki
        This was to make rhea happy~ I personally don't mind it
        Aug 6, 2016
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      4. Nom de Plume
        Nom de Plume
        Then it's fine~
        Aug 6, 2016
        akki likes this.
    11. Nefasdetestasti
      Nefasdetestasti
      It's back
      *in a tired voice* yay~
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        ............
        Aug 6, 2016
      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        You look like a doM.
        Aug 6, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Lol~
        Aug 6, 2016
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    12. akki
      akki
      *Yawns* I think my mind has finally decided to let me sleep~ g'night people
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      2. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Night~!
        Aug 6, 2016
      3. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        Night
        Aug 6, 2016
      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        night!
        Aug 6, 2016
    13. akki
      akki
      I think I should sleep downstairs from now on. It's late, I go up to bed and next thing I know sleep leaves me *sigh*
      1. Matsurika likes this.
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        I sleep wherever my computer is~
        Aug 6, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        I should do that~ but I have a feeling my body would be like 'oh you're going to sleep? Not happening'
        Aug 6, 2016
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    14. akki
      akki
      ♫ If I could, then I would ♪ I'll go wherever you will go ♪ Way up high or down low ♪ I'll go wherever you will go ♫
      1. Lovely and Matsurika like this.
    15. akki
      akki
      ♫ Better stand tall when they're calling you out ♫ Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down ♫
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      2. Professor Charles Francis Xavier
        Professor Charles Francis Xavier
        It's not for sale...
        Aug 5, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        lets steal it then.....at least we know he won't chase us...
        Aug 5, 2016
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      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        you'll give up on it eventually~
        Aug 5, 2016
    16. Nom de Plume
      Nom de Plume
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      3. akki
        akki
        ah so I wasn't being crazy~ thanks LazyD
        Aug 5, 2016
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Hmm.. akki is back being a girl again? XD
        Aug 5, 2016
      5. akki
        akki
        I'm alternating~ *chomps meatbun*
        Aug 5, 2016
    17. akki
      akki
      ♫ I'll be your dream I'll be your wish ♪ I'll be your fantasy ♪ I'll be your hope I'll be your love ♪ Be everything that you need ♫
    18. akki
      akki
      ♫ 'Cause everything's so wrong ♪ And I don't belong ♪ Living in your ♪ Precious memory ♫
      1. Matsurika, Raizhee and Laazy like this.
    19. akki
      akki
      ♫ I'll be your light, your match, your burning sun ♫ I'll be the bright, in black that's makin' you run ♫
      1. Raizhee, Laazy and Risus like this.
      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        *like* One Republic
        Aug 5, 2016
    20. akki
      akki
      Okay time for some matou~
      1. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        enjoy your meal
        Aug 5, 2016
      2. Chiaroscuro
        Chiaroscuro
        @GonZ555 's siblings are being eaten by nii
        Aug 5, 2016
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    Gender:
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    Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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