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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Ever since Stellar Transformation was completely translated my days have gotten so boooooring!
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Jun 21, 2016
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Me neither.. I'm just making it up..
        Jun 21, 2016
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        I'm good at lying..
        Jun 21, 2016
    2. wise old sage
      wise old sage
      $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        @LazyDoc can i ask you to sedate him? A dose strong enough take down an elephant.
        Jun 21, 2016
      3. Laazy
        Laazy
        He said that he's immune to sedation before.. Do what you want to him~
        Jun 21, 2016
      4. wise old sage
        wise old sage
        Correcto mondo
        Jun 21, 2016
    3. asriu
      asriu
      pretty weird to see your avatar without red head~
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      2. akki
        akki
        Yup that's exactly it.
        Jun 21, 2016
      3. EvilDevil
        EvilDevil
        not pudding...the red hair ofc @asriu
        Jun 21, 2016
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      4. Asf
        Asf
        Feels like looking at a different person.
        Jun 21, 2016
        asriu likes this.
    4. Lunettes
      Lunettes
      akki-san~ can you play a song for me? please?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Okay~ here or your profile?
        Jun 21, 2016
      3. Lunettes
        Lunettes
        mine~?
        Jun 21, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Okay~
        Jun 21, 2016
    5. wise old sage
      wise old sage
      can you figure out who I am ??
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      2. wise old sage
        wise old sage
        lol im hurt
        Jun 21, 2016
      3. Laazy
        Laazy
        Kek
        I will treat you
        Jun 21, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        Are you really? Good! Hahaha jks
        Jun 21, 2016
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    6. Shota-kun
      Shota-kun
      Hello!
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      3. Shota-kun
        Shota-kun
        @akki okay. I'll think about it some more but thank you for the advice.
        Jun 22, 2016
      4. iampsyx
        iampsyx
        @Shota-kun If Cupcake Ninja does something to you, just tell me, okay? ^^
        Jun 22, 2016
      5. Shota-kun
        Shota-kun
        Jun 22, 2016
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    7. Raneday
      Raneday
      I wanna to start by letting you know this
      Because of you my life has a purpose
      You helped me be who i am today
      I see myself in every word you say
      Sometimes it feels like nobody gets me
      Trapped in a world where everyone hates me
      There's so much that I'm going through
      I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        "This Song Saved My Life"
        by simple plan
        Jun 21, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        Thank you, I shall have a listen later
        Jun 21, 2016
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        nice song~
        Jun 21, 2016
    8. Laazy
      Laazy
      *sings a lullaby*
      Sleep akki~
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      2. akki
        akki
        *closes eyes*
        *starts falling asleep*
        @LazyDoc ❤️
        Jun 21, 2016
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      3. Laazy
        Laazy
        Off your pc/phones/tabs
        Good night Akki..
        <3
        Jun 21, 2016
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        night night~
        Jun 21, 2016
    9. akki
      akki
      As I try to sleep, don't wish me good night, wish me good luck~
      1. kyuukestu
        kyuukestu
        good night and good luck ~
        Jun 21, 2016
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      2. Azuka
        Azuka
        Luck~
        Jun 21, 2016
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Night
        Jun 21, 2016
    10. DeanRae
      DeanRae
      when i see that dp *blush* .. too bad it's not a red head ... wait a minute.... who are you? *grabs a shovel in case you're an imposter*
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      3. akki
        akki
        C'mon mom you don't sound very convincing
        Jun 21, 2016
      4. Arcturus
        Arcturus
        Well fair enough. Double Penetration isn't that uncommon in group sex
        Jun 21, 2016
      5. DeanRae
        DeanRae
        @Arcturus woah .... okay did not expect that development. Let me guess... it's @akki that's going to get this treatment im i right ;) lololol
        Yes dear, that hug was for you. Best of luck
        Jun 21, 2016
    11. Raneday
    12. akki
      akki
      I ate too much. Can't walk, might need to be rolled around instead..
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      2. akki
        akki
        Oh thnx. I'll give it a try
        Jun 20, 2016
      3. Stealth
        Stealth
        *imagining fatso akki*
        Jun 20, 2016
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      4. Casul Reader
        Casul Reader
        That's quite the weird image...
        Jun 20, 2016
    13. akki
      akki
      Some words, they just do not want to leave your mind.....urgh!
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      2. Innocent Bystander
        Innocent Bystander
        Jun 20, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        Jun 20, 2016
      4. Dark Angel
        Dark Angel
        Idk~
        i am not into weddings
        Jun 20, 2016
    14. Star Collapse
      Star Collapse
      What happened to the red heads?
      1. akki
        akki
        Taking a break for a while
        Jun 20, 2016
    15. akki
      akki
      *yawns*
      1. DCLXVI
        DCLXVI
        Good night @akki
        By the way, join us before you leave
        Jun 20, 2016
      2. akki
        akki
        Lol I never went to bed. Sorry not doing that. But you guys have fun
        Jun 20, 2016
    16. Nefasdetestasti
      Nefasdetestasti
      Anpan man!
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      2. akki
        akki
        Ah okay. Makes a nice change from having evilmc post on my profile
        Jun 20, 2016
      3. Cryotic
        Cryotic
        Hi bored, I'm exitium..
        Jun 20, 2016
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      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        @Cryotic hello exitium... I'm an edgelord
        Jun 20, 2016
    17. EvilMc
      EvilMc
      Oh my gosh, look at her butt
      Oh my gosh, look at her butt
      Oh my gosh, look at her butt
      Look at her butt (look at her butt)
      1. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        So, you're into butts.. how's yours?
        Jun 20, 2016
        jojo_48 and EvilMc like this.
    18. EvilMc
      EvilMc
      akki I am no longer chasing you
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      2. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        I deserve a thanks for that dare @akki
        Jun 20, 2016
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        It didn't do him much good other then getting his hopes up though...
        Jun 20, 2016
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      4. iampsyx
        iampsyx
        Aww...so it was all a dare?
        Jun 21, 2016
    19. Sephi
      Sephi
      spam
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      2. akki
        akki
        Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
        Jun 21, 2016
      3. Sephi
        Sephi
        Guys you can stop now...
        Jun 21, 2016
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Phew. Thanks...
        Jun 21, 2016
    20. Speedy
      Speedy
      *try to peek into the mirror while akki is looking at it*
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      2. akki
        akki
        I-It's not clear, it's blurred. Can you tell who it is?
        Jun 20, 2016
      3. Speedy
        Speedy
        no.....
        Jun 20, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Awww.....I'll try again tomorrow...
        Jun 20, 2016
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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